shit shit shit shit shit
damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
my zipper jambed
by OUCHIE of fuck u, PPPPPBBBBBBTTTTTTTT
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
ABSOLUTE POWER CORUPTES
BUT POWER CORUPTES
by Haste of SYDNEY, JAPAN
"ODE TO SUPERFICIAL HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS"
Jenny eats dinner
and gets thinner and thinner
probably because she vomits
AFTER she eats dinner.
by Brent of maple park, USA
i hate it when guys
think that they can order me
about; "Don't Bite!!Ouch!!!"
by stick it in my mouth of don't bite!!! Calihornia, sex and love and knockin boots
the worms are crawling
through my brain, what's left of it
driving me insane
worms worms worms worms worms worms are eating my brain
when u wish upon the dirt it don't matter who you hurt
by Anonymous Poet
we wish that guys would
just not be shocked when we say
that we like to suck
by "Chocolate" & "Kitten" of sex for free city with a side of haiku, the land where pigs are politicians
slide the strawberry
through the thick, sweet whipped cream and
put it in your mouth
by strawberry of chocolate city, whipped cream fantasy
when you sit on a
frog make sure it's not a log
because you'll sqwash it
by "Chocolate" of HOLLYWOOD, Money rules tha world
there once was a man
from nantucket who sat on
a bucket and said
by "Chocolate" of shaker/cleveland, land of free/ home of retards
that shirt
oh that shirt
the shirt in the window
means so much to me
reminds me of childhood
how much does it cost?
by brent of maple park, USA
WHORE
She walks streets at night
Selling herself for money
wishing she could stop
If you ask me what
I think of her and what she
does. I'll say "Don't ask."
Those who stick their nose
in other people's business
choose to
by "Chocolate" of shaker/cleveland, usa
You graphical folk
Seem to have lots of free time.
Can I be one, too?
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, USA
Big digital boat.
Androgynous teen idol.
Billions of dollars.
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, USA
Monkeys are flying
Out of my butt. My big, round,
robust, rotund butt.
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
This big, big, big room,
Has a bomb in it, somewhere.
GASP! *sweat sweat sweat sweat*
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Noose around neck! Whee!
Swim in razors and lemons!Whee!
Kill yourself! Wheee!
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
You are all stupid
Only I write best haiku
Take long walk off pier
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Were you Chandler's girl?
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Liza is funny
ahem! she's also green
no. it's not money
you better straiten your tail Mr.
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Hey there mister moth...
Don't like you, don'tlike your friends
Yup, I'minfested
by Tom Third of I think they live in my bed
Laying their moth eggs...
Make babies! Make more babies!!
Is their battle cry
by Tom Third of their motto is strength in numbers
Moths, congregating
More moths? More irritating
Die moths, I'm waiting
by Tom Third of there are moths on mycomputer screen
I finally moved
Andthe moths moved here with me
Kill! Die! Burn Moths Burn!!!!!
by Tom Third of mothville, Moths know no borders
my fingers are sore
been on the 'puter too long
my butt is sore too
by Demon of Ri, US of A
Haiku, I miss you
Bad Haiku I miss much more
Janis nice web site too
by Catharine Cameron of North York, Canada
HaNSoN REaLLy sUX da LiTTLE 1 iz A DOrK SuM 1 SHoULD KiLL em
by AnGeLs1514
This page really sucks
And I want to sign off now
I've been on for days
by GOdzilla of Lakewood, USA
stupid olympics
canada lost the gold
joe nieuwendyk missed
by dave hodgins of Los Angeles, Canada
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN A TREE
I REALLY HAD TO PEE
I WAS SILLY AS COULDBE
I JUMPED DOWN, RAN AROUND,
FELL DOWN,AND THEN I SKINT MY KNEE
by DASHIKI
School's really boring
I enjoy sleepingand girls
More than Algebra
by Tiger Woods of south bend, U.S.A.
Here's an idea
Why not make another site
Just about nothing
by NO_One of Toronto, Canada
This is just to see
If Janis actually
Ever reads these things.
by Adam of Tranna, Canada
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
by SHINKuU 1
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
by SHINKuU 1
PROS AND CONS OF EATING DISORDERS
I'm anorexic,
makes my afro look bigger
my pants are falling.
by SHINKuU 1
I'M SLEEPYbed calls to me
leave me alone bed
you just want my time
I want to play games
Tekken 2 is in John's room
he's down stairs, wAKE UP!
but, why is he mad?
why is he yelling, stop punk.
It
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the land of milks and honeys
hell damn and bastard
can be spoken and no boobs
this here is PG
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
sitting on a girl
stupid thing, sit on me, girl
this is not stupid
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
John is mean to me
I prefer when he's not.Why's
he gotta be like that?
by Lo-low
have to blow dry hair
frown on it drying stupid
stupid, stupid hair.
by Lo-low
head slammed into wall
Shinkuu will not let me smoke
value my lips though...
by Lo-low
my roommate should wash
brushes his teeth, but no toothpaste
showers twice a week
by Shinkuu 1
love is big pussy?
directions on pixie stick
garuntee some sweet
by Shinkuu 1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Please give me chicken
Please give me oil
Pee-Pee
by Shiloh of Toronto, Canada
