8- stanza spamphlet
What is this strange word?
Etiology stings me
by Kerry Patton of Missoula, usa
the cat sprayed the couch...
and the dog needs neutering...
another fine day
by don of olympia, usa
haiku; an art form
short, concise, a complete thought
in seventeen syl...........
by don of olympia, usa
Jesus spake "Let he
without sin cast the first stone.
Ow!!! Now stop that Mom !!!"
by don of olympia, usa
in out in out in
out in out in out in out
in out in out done
by don of olympia, usa
Pity the poor French
going nowhere since they cut
all the smart heads off
by don of olympia, usa
"Wait! I changed my mind!
I don't want to die for you."
Thusly spake Jesus.
by don of olympia, usa
Stucky the pig had
Happy fun life before shipped
To meat packing plant
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
What is all this shit?
I'm dying on a wood pole
For you? Selfish slut!
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
Ray, Stan, Gary, Mike
Clipper, Peehole, Clyde, Irving.
Males I have killed.
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
I am mister tough.
Witness my toughness. I sure
Be tough. Bow or die.
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
Beef is real food
Beef is for real people
Beef is your best friend
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Sparks when rip off head!
Violence is fun, Taz says.
What can it be, hmm?
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Roommate likes anus
Rats under fridge flip jolly
Dude give 'nother tab
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
KIDS TODAY
Dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude
Dude dude dude hella
by Serjei Rachnid of Duh, Boing
Trouble in badlands
I evil! Go kill! Unga
Splat landscape. Hungry?
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
Trouble in badlands I evil! Go kill! Unga Splat landscape. Hungry?
by Serjei of Duh, Boing
Bitch gave me an itch
Bought a motherfucking gun
Bitch is gonna die
by Nathan Rapp
I got me a whore
Threw her up against the door
Pimpin' ain't easy
by Nathan Rapp
Got a gun in hand
Motherfucking killing spree
Dare to come by me
by Nathan Rapp of Norman,
This R2 has a
bad motivator unit.
I want my sun deck!
by G
make sure that you leave
those br tags after each
line of your Haiku
by pretty polly
the pond is rippled
by the splash of his landing:
a naked fat guy.
by pretty polly
that dave guy is not
writing haiku. luckily
i have a pistol.
by pretty polly
wonderful pig
beckoning sweetly in the sun
rooting anyone?
by Matilda of USA
Letter to The President
Nuclear disaster master baiter, hater of all things with wings like birds and turds.
HEY!Turds don't fly!
They do when they hit the fan man, so don't reach for the button or I'll be cuttin' off your finger; I'd like to
by dave of Hell, Who cares?
They print anything.
Even the crap that I write.
How stupid are they?
by dave of hell, Joe Mama
The frog will not splish
Til the Holy Toad of Death
thinks it's time to croak.
by Michael Sheinbaum of King of Prussia, USA
So dumb the haiku
Ha, never to be finished
If you can't start it
by L.R. Perez "JasonX" of Miami Shores,
See other email
by Paul Nebauer of Darwin, Horse-trail-ya
Magnum
Soul cramp forty ounce
pissing laced tears, cigarette
filthy mouths swallow
Sinning songs above
he came inside me, somehow
sickly journeys past
Blunt shiver, deep sky
passion amidst mortal girth
by Matthew Rodbro of Oxford, USA
Your web site is slow
Two hundred bytes per second
I'm signing off now.
by dave of Hell, usa
McDonald's breakfast
Egg McMuffin and coffee
With a hangover.
by dave of Hell, usa
From last night's partyA pool of drying vomitYou must clean it up.Rush Limbaugh nakedJumping on a waterbedLands on top of you.A hot humid dayYou step barefoot on a slugYour toes are slimey.
by dave of Hell, usa
of dumps & craps
you shouldn't hate shit
even if it clogs the john
even if it stinks
by Oscar of Corvallis, USA
Whispering secrets,
Miraculous happiness,
Swinging upside down
by Munchi of Lala , US
Tangerine man lives to suck the sweetness of life. But, Damn the seeds, ack
by Tman of W. Lafayette, USA
Falling ceiling fan
Homocidal death dervish
Dear God, find my ear!
by RT
as the finest ale
with a full foam head, and now. . .
and now i flush it
by eek
as the finest ale
with a full foam head, and now. . .
and now i flush
by eek
WHY ARE ALL MEN WHOSE
NAMES BEGIN WITH THE LETTER
"J" SO VERY MEAN?
by Stan Johnson of Madison, us OF A
Hum little box
Walls are too white
Paste in my mouth
by Chris DiNardo of Atlanta, USA
Coffee is my friend
Latte, cappuccino good
Homer: "Jaaaaavvvaaaaa.....hmmmmmmmmmm"
by Iced Moccaccino, no whipped of Miles-away-from-Seattle, Taster's Choice
Jan, here's my request
To preview my new Haiku
'FORE it gets submit.
See why?
by Cousin Rick
Jan, here's my request
To preview my new Haiku
BEFORE it gets submit.
by Cousin Rick
Want FREE magazines?
Just do what I always do.
Go visit the Doc.
by Cousin Rick
I would like to know
Who is this Dryden fellow
And why hassle Jan?
by Cousin Rick of Dryden, kansas
I would like to know
Who is this Dryden fellow
And why hassle Jan?
by Cousin Rick of Dryden, kansas
Happy squirrels scamper
Stealing my birdseed again.
Rodent dinner soon.
by Redline of Squirrel-land, Vancouver, USA
