This big, big, big room,
Has a bomb in it, somewhere.
GASP! *sweat sweat sweat sweat*
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Noose around neck! Whee!
Swim in razors and lemons!Whee!
Kill yourself! Wheee!
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
You are all stupid
Only I write best haiku
Take long walk off pier
by Sergei of NOW, NOW
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Janis Janis
Were you Chandler's girl?
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Liza is funny
ahem! she's also green
no. it's not money
you better straiten your tail Mr.
by Mr. Oz Adi of Tel-aviv, ISRAEL
Hey there mister moth...
Don't like you, don'tlike your friends
Yup, I'minfested
by Tom Third of I think they live in my bed
Laying their moth eggs...
Make babies! Make more babies!!
Is their battle cry
by Tom Third of their motto is strength in numbers
Moths, congregating
More moths? More irritating
Die moths, I'm waiting
by Tom Third of there are moths on mycomputer screen
I finally moved
Andthe moths moved here with me
Kill! Die! Burn Moths Burn!!!!!
by Tom Third of mothville, Moths know no borders
my fingers are sore
been on the 'puter too long
my butt is sore too
by Demon of Ri, US of A
Haiku, I miss you
Bad Haiku I miss much more
Janis nice web site too
by Catharine Cameron of North York, Canada
HaNSoN REaLLy sUX da LiTTLE 1 iz A DOrK SuM 1 SHoULD KiLL em
by AnGeLs1514
This page really sucks
And I want to sign off now
I've been on for days
by GOdzilla of Lakewood, USA
stupid olympics
canada lost the gold
joe nieuwendyk missed
by dave hodgins of Los Angeles, Canada
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
He offered his honor
She honored his offer
So for the rest of the night
It was on her off her
On her off her
by Ben Dover of Smegma, USA
WHEN I WAS YOUNG IN A TREE
I REALLY HAD TO PEE
I WAS SILLY AS COULDBE
I JUMPED DOWN, RAN AROUND,
FELL DOWN,AND THEN I SKINT MY KNEE
by DASHIKI
School's really boring
I enjoy sleepingand girls
More than Algebra
by Tiger Woods of south bend, U.S.A.
Here's an idea
Why not make another site
Just about nothing
by NO_One of Toronto, Canada
This is just to see
If Janis actually
Ever reads these things.
by Adam of Tranna, Canada
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
by SHINKuU 1
THE TOILET IS CALLING
my colon is full
I wanna empty it but . . it stinks when i do
by SHINKuU 1
PROS AND CONS OF EATING DISORDERS
I'm anorexic,
makes my afro look bigger
my pants are falling.
by SHINKuU 1
I'M SLEEPYbed calls to me
leave me alone bed
you just want my time
I want to play games
Tekken 2 is in John's room
he's down stairs, wAKE UP!
but, why is he mad?
why is he yelling, stop punk.
It
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the land of milks and honeys
hell damn and bastard
can be spoken and no boobs
this here is PG
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
sitting on a girl
stupid thing, sit on me, girl
this is not stupid
by ShINKuU 1 of DetrO, the lnd of milks and honeys
John is mean to me
I prefer when he's not.Why's
he gotta be like that?
by Lo-low
have to blow dry hair
frown on it drying stupid
stupid, stupid hair.
by Lo-low
head slammed into wall
Shinkuu will not let me smoke
value my lips though...
by Lo-low
my roommate should wash
brushes his teeth, but no toothpaste
showers twice a week
by Shinkuu 1
love is big pussy?
directions on pixie stick
garuntee some sweet
by Shinkuu 1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Skiing On A Slope
Kennedy and S. Bono
"Watch Out Fot That Tree"
by Togran_1
Please give me chicken
Please give me oil
Pee-Pee
by Shiloh of Toronto, Canada
suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck suck suck spit
suck suck suck suck spit
by butthead of Jamesown, us
Three strikes and you're out.
Just three?! But I want four strikes
Sorry, pal. No such luck.
by Sean of London, UK
Tell you what I want
What I really, really want
No more Spice Girls' stuff
by Sean of London, UK
IT's Rap Haiku, It iS,
Words wiTh fuNk thAt, sKip and juMp,
That's rAp haiKu, iT is
by Cousin Al of North Vancouver, Canada
8- stanza spamphlet
What is this strange word?
Etiology stings me
by Kerry Patton of Missoula, usa
the cat sprayed the couch...
and the dog needs neutering...
another fine day
by don of olympia, usa
haiku; an art form
short, concise, a complete thought
in seventeen syl...........
by don of olympia, usa
Jesus spake "Let he
without sin cast the first stone.
Ow!!! Now stop that Mom !!!"
by don of olympia, usa
in out in out in
out in out in out in out
in out in out done
by don of olympia, usa
Pity the poor French
going nowhere since they cut
all the smart heads off
by don of olympia, usa
"Wait! I changed my mind!
I don't want to die for you."
Thusly spake Jesus.
by don of olympia, usa
Stucky the pig had
Happy fun life before shipped
To meat packing plant
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
What is all this shit?
I'm dying on a wood pole
For you? Selfish slut!
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
Ray, Stan, Gary, Mike
Clipper, Peehole, Clyde, Irving.
Males I have killed.
by Serjei Rachnid of I, CORN
