Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Poor little fuckwad
Merrily replacing it
I give you a poem
Haiku # 37919, December 15, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by Janis
saw geminides
glowing in the atmosphere
ksenija counting them
Haiku # 37918, December 15, 2006 2:42 pm ET
by Austrian Meteor Watcher
Writ to me, visions
Sydney
Haiku # 37917, December 15, 2006 4:44 am ET
by William Nippress
The deserts silence
Empty wild desolate tracts
Looking for Christine
&
Your words and pictures
Moved me in ways forgotten
So glad you saw it
&
A still part of you
Remains where you have passed by
Forever alive
Haiku # 37916, December 15, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
henna-red sand dune
my footprints disappearing
in dry warm sand wind
Haiku # 37915, December 14, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by dee plee fab of uae in head
Someone I know is
a Germanistik student
Wenkhammer his name
Haiku # 37914, December 14, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Austrian
I hear you whisper my name
from the barren regions through the wind leaves.
Haiku # 37913, December 14, 2006 1:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Nigeria
Having a problem
Submission happened but twice
I
Haiku # 37912, December 14, 2006 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
The music beckons
Weaves its spell on two dancers
Eyes meet and we smile

Hands touch, igniting
as palms explore our bodies
Our arms enfolding

Heart beats against heart
We sway, limbs move rhythmically
I lead, you follow

Our souls are open
Briefly shared emotions
Remembered passion

Slowly dance as one
The dance of passion, love, death
Our joys, our sorrow

The whole world retreats
Like lovers we both dissolve
Only we exist
Haiku # 37911, December 14, 2006 6:09 am ET
by Tango
The music beckons
Weaves its spell on two dancers
Eyes meet and we smile

Hands touch, igniting
as palms explore our bodies
Our arms enfolding

Heart beats against heart
We sway, limbs move rhythmically
I lead, you follow

Our souls are open
Briefly shared emotions
Remembered passion

Slowly dance as one
The dance of passion, love, death
Our joys, our sorrow

The whole world retreats
Like lovers we both dissolve
Only we exist
Haiku # 37910, December 14, 2006 6:09 am ET
by Tango
Wild cranes mate for life
When one dies, mate pines away
Human sentiment?
Haiku # 37909, December 14, 2006 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Coughing, running nose
Feeling so miserable
It must be man flu
Haiku # 37908, December 14, 2006 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Too many females
Not in love I
Haiku # 37907, December 14, 2006 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 37906, December 14, 2006 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Jack Frost came nipping
At my nose, I turned around
And knocked him out cold
Haiku # 37905, December 13, 2006 7:14 pm ET
by Kackarott
old mother hubbard....
And then another line here
And another here
Haiku # 37904, December 13, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry buddy, you
Have to actually try to
Write in haiku form
Haiku # 37903, December 13, 2006 9:03 am ET
by Janis
Drugs are good for you
Please don't listen to the man
Safer than autos
Haiku # 37902, December 13, 2006 9:01 am ET
by APoet of Parts Unkown
Its not for myself
Definitive argument
How to help others

Listened to myself
Questioned myself, set my goals
Strived to understand

Those that just exist
Help those with some potential
Wake up their spirit

Show what
Haiku # 37901, December 13, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Not sure what happened
Westward the wagons
She's gotta feed the monkey
Fuck it, let's go bowl
Haiku # 37900, December 13, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Janis
this is gay
but so is Uraugay
May I be Wrong?
Jeeez I need new Thongs
Haiku # 37899, December 13, 2006 4:34 am ET
by Parts Unkown
Shannon has crushed me
Once thought a soulmate to me
Truth comes and destroys faith
Haiku # 37898, December 12, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Minneapolis, MN
like an animal
thoughts tend to move muscles
i guess more or less
*
by the way i heard
israelis had no bomb.
they have, haven't they?
Haiku # 37897, December 12, 2006 5:53 pm ET
by Austrian of under the bed (something is drooling)
bring back emotions
ratio is withdrawing
i reach for my cock
Haiku # 37896, December 12, 2006 5:26 pm ET
by emotionless Austrian of Not Japan
All we can feel is
the texture of our own thought
Haiku # 37895, December 12, 2006 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
'the far reaching plan sanctioned ideology grow your own garden'
Haiku # 37894, December 12, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by free food
they're the big questions
why bother to agonise
when you can just be

rationalisation
intellectuallisation
thinking things over

listen to yourself
you don't need explanations
you do need to feel
Haiku # 37893, December 12, 2006 7:37 am ET
by ash
Search hard as I may
Definitive argument
Just out of my reach

Are our emotions?
Dependent on surroundings
Or on conditions?

Is our upbringing?
A major contributor
To our happiness
Haiku # 37892, December 12, 2006 7:22 am ET
by William Nippress
All of a sudden,
Bad Haiku doesn't seem like...
A bad idea.
Haiku # 37891, December 11, 2006 10:57 pm ET
by Shanthala
"Don't hate the playa,"
Said the pimp, with a big smile,
"Instead, hate the game."
Haiku # 37890, December 11, 2006 6:07 pm ET
by Shanthala
Are not all Haikus
Supposed to be Japanese?
Cherry Blossoms
Haiku # 37889, December 11, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by Shanthala of Washington DC
big smart nature boy
he makes world a better place
arnold nows how to
Haiku # 37888, December 11, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by austrian blunt
so much potential
too much damage oh so sad
time for an upgrade
Haiku # 37887, December 11, 2006 12:56 am ET
by ash
Scrotal agony!
Wearing Playtex underpants
"lifts and separates".
Haiku # 37886, December 10, 2006 2:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
a sinking feeling
das boot's on the other foot
president conan
Haiku # 37885, December 10, 2006 5:26 am ET
by ash
while stevie wonders
how blind is america
watch it fade to black
Haiku # 37884, December 10, 2006 3:40 am ET
by ash
exploring nostrils
and producing blue angels
much more creative
Haiku # 37883, December 9, 2006 6:48 pm ET
by farting austrian scientist of room with 100% methan atmosphere
soldiers keep waring
sleepers better stop sleeping
we won't be for long
Haiku # 37882, December 9, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by Austrian of do now as i say to you - not as i do
interesting show
Battlestar Galatica
we are self absorbed
Haiku # 37881, December 9, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by 66633
Overcrowded World?
Population management:
usefulness of war.
Haiku # 37880, December 9, 2006 9:59 am ET
by A. Hitler of Vaterland
the hardest lesson ?
knowing that you know it all
then telling someone
Haiku # 37879, December 9, 2006 7:25 am ET
by ash
quixotic humour
chaotic tilting indeed
with lean times ahead
Haiku # 37878, December 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by ash
Brilliant film Das Boot
Connect with the men
Pointlessness of war

Ok,
Haiku # 37877, December 9, 2006 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
you agree with me:
wasting energy is fun!
iraqui windmills
Haiku # 37876, December 9, 2006 4:58 am ET
by no quiero acordarme of La Mancha
satisfy myself
at least we've learned our lesson
you still drink black milk
Haiku # 37875, December 9, 2006 4:32 am ET
by Stainzermilchdrinking Austrian of big fat cadillac
Someone I know is
A friggin crossword genius
According to him
Haiku # 37874, December 9, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Laughter underneath
Germans surface triumphant
I'm watching Das Boot
Haiku # 37873, December 9, 2006 2:14 am ET
by Janis
Dreams saunter away
Into the long autumn night
In deep harmomy.
Haiku # 37872, December 8, 2006 10:48 pm ET
by tri tran of usa
Had a tickle fight
With Saint Nick and he won cuz
I pee'd in my pants
Haiku # 37871, December 8, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Kackarott
As this Christmas nears
One job you don't want to have:
The eggnog tester.
Haiku # 37870, December 8, 2006 9:53 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
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