Jack Frost came nipping
At my nose, I turned around
And knocked him out cold

old mother hubbard....
And then another line here
And another here

Sorry buddy, you
Have to actually try to
Write in haiku form

Drugs are good for you
Please don't listen to the man
Safer than autos

Its not for myself
Definitive argument
How to help others

Listened to myself
Questioned myself, set my goals
Strived to understand

Those that just exist
Help those with some potential
Wake up their spirit

Show what

Westward the wagons
She's gotta feed the monkey
Fuck it, let's go bowl

this is gay
but so is Uraugay
May I be Wrong?
Jeeez I need new Thongs

Shannon has crushed me
Once thought a soulmate to me
Truth comes and destroys faith

like an animal
thoughts tend to move muscles
i guess more or less
*
by the way i heard
israelis had no bomb.
they have, haven't they?

bring back emotions
ratio is withdrawing
i reach for my cock

All we can feel is
the texture of our own thought

'the far reaching plan sanctioned ideology grow your own garden'

they're the big questions
why bother to agonise
when you can just be

rationalisation
intellectuallisation
thinking things over

listen to yourself
you don't need explanations
you do need to feel

Search hard as I may
Definitive argument
Just out of my reach

Are our emotions?
Dependent on surroundings
Or on conditions?

Is our upbringing?
A major contributor
To our happiness

All of a sudden,
Bad Haiku doesn't seem like...
A bad idea.

"Don't hate the playa,"
Said the pimp, with a big smile,
"Instead, hate the game."

Are not all Haikus
Supposed to be Japanese?
Cherry Blossoms

big smart nature boy
he makes world a better place
arnold nows how to

so much potential
too much damage oh so sad
time for an upgrade

Scrotal agony!
Wearing Playtex underpants
"lifts and separates".

a sinking feeling
das boot's on the other foot
president conan

while stevie wonders
how blind is america
watch it fade to black

exploring nostrils
and producing blue angels
much more creative

soldiers keep waring
sleepers better stop sleeping
we won't be for long

interesting show
Battlestar Galatica
we are self absorbed

Overcrowded World?
Population management:
usefulness of war.

the hardest lesson ?
knowing that you know it all
then telling someone

quixotic humour
chaotic tilting indeed
with lean times ahead

Brilliant film Das Boot
Connect with the men
Pointlessness of war

Ok,

you agree with me:
wasting energy is fun!
iraqui windmills

satisfy myself
at least we've learned our lesson
you still drink black milk

Someone I know is
A friggin crossword genius
According to him

Laughter underneath
Germans surface triumphant
I'm watching Das Boot

Dreams saunter away
Into the long autumn night
In deep harmomy.

Had a tickle fight
With Saint Nick and he won cuz
I pee'd in my pants

As this Christmas nears
One job you don't want to have:
The eggnog tester.

I do not dislike
Americans, not at all
Just stupidity

Came across web site
Comparing Bush and Hitler
Interesting read

American please
Don

Who causes problems?
So what is an insurgent?
Some one you don

So God on their side!
I think I

"Gott mit uns" it said
Soldiers of the Vermacht wore
Belt buckles inscribed

You Politicians
Think before you invoke God
To be on your side

It makes me feel sick.
All this talk about vomit.
Felis nauseous.

Give him a big hand.
The cat sat upon the mat
licking up his puke.

Both of my hands grew
Three times there size so fast that
Threw up on my cat

with god on our side
there's no war that we can't win
oops ! they've got god too

Hats Jackets and shirts
Arnold has a web site for clothes
Come and make a bid

Politicians will do anything for money ( a percent goes to charity)

Oops Schwarzenegger
Apologies to Arnold
Strange name anyway

Wandering Austrian
Annexed Poland, gassed millions
Caused misery, Death
&
Little pompous man
You

Roll up and come see
the incredible bouncing bum.
Chocs away tubby!

I had a fist fight
With Marlon Brando, with each
Punch he cried Stella!!!