Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Fair, slick ice loiters.
Lemons wake for frogs play.
Lakes work or nuns burn.
Haiku # 36142, June 7, 2006 5:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
A tree breaks heaven.
Twisted yellow wisdom breaks.
The arrows retire.
Haiku # 36141, June 7, 2006 3:03 am ET
by Haiku Gen
"Find one suitable
Only when you stop looking"
Correct amundo!
***
Sheesh, still waitin for Jenny
I am trouble bored
by now shit yeah
Haiku # 36140, June 7, 2006 2:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
O'er the smog filled skies
Underneath the bear costumes
Tiny elves redux
Haiku # 36139, June 6, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Fear the antichrist
For she doth walk among us
It's Katie Couric
Haiku # 36138, June 6, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Lush
If you average
5-7-5, you get the same
as 6-6-6. Fun.
Haiku # 36137, June 6, 2006 2:11 pm ET
by Damien
Love is a disease
Like Malaria, once struck
Never really cured
Haiku # 36136, June 6, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
off to adelaide
that's twice in under a year
the most in decades
Haiku # 36135, June 6, 2006 9:05 am ET
by ash
it's raining again
the skies awash with rainbows
driftwood on the beach
Haiku # 36134, June 6, 2006 7:50 am ET
by ash
Too late G W B
He was born some time ago
He
Haiku # 36133, June 6, 2006 5:05 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
This morning it was
6060606
Waiting for evil?
Haiku # 36132, June 6, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Devils advocate of Shivering in bed
Craving glory
my Charmin earned his stripes
riding the winking sphincter
Haiku # 36131, June 6, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pessimistic toilet seat germ
waits in toxic silence for
The End
Haiku # 36130, June 6, 2006 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sitting at my desk
Secretly writing haiku
Shush! Here comes the boss.
Haiku # 36129, June 5, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Search haiku text field
Seems to be totally borked
WIll fix it later
Haiku # 36128, June 5, 2006 9:59 am ET
by Janis
Sophisticated
Jimila is a Berber
Beautiful, speaks French
*
She dances salsa
Like she is belly dancer
Fantastic body
*
She told me her friends
Have given nickname
Haiku # 36127, June 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by William Nippress
my motherboard died
hooray for council pick up
i found a "new" toy
Haiku # 36126, June 5, 2006 4:02 am ET
by ash
Male Great Dane strolling
Scrotum swaying in pure time
Like a pendulum
Haiku # 36125, June 4, 2006 7:55 pm ET
by Lush
hey the search
doesn't seem to work
what do?
Haiku # 36124, June 4, 2006 6:14 pm ET
by AssFluff of Eternity
nine five seven three
four seven three nine one
call me.
Haiku # 36123, June 4, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by AssFluff of eternity
the neighbor's music
is not music to my ears
annie get your gun
Haiku # 36122, June 3, 2006 9:28 pm ET
by annie
Tiananmen square
June 4th - so we protest on
the graves at Kent State
Haiku # 36121, June 3, 2006 11:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Ishaqi murders
Five children, four women
Their hearts are past shame?
Haiku # 36120, June 3, 2006 10:24 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Art school is over
out of the class room, into
the shoe factory
Haiku # 36119, June 3, 2006 2:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Leash your dogs Tad, leash em up!
An't gonna be your bitch
Or you gonna be mine
Haiku # 36118, June 2, 2006 5:01 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
Office hours plan:
put right before commitments.
Then you flee students.
Haiku # 36117, June 2, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by MyGoodFriend
M. Pavic is such bitch
To call the young gun, young blood
The pickpocket!
Haiku # 36116, June 2, 2006 3:12 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of SANU is my bitch
My office hours:
Twelve till One daily, with an
hour off for lunch.
Haiku # 36115, June 2, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's not a haiku
a web-bot infestation
is not poetry
Haiku # 36114, June 2, 2006 7:57 am ET
by ash
Oh boy this is dumb
Writing copius haiku
In a short time frame
Haiku # 36113, June 2, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Janis
The big compost bin
Looks like Dr. Who Dalek
Shouts "exterminate"
Haiku # 36112, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Onion skin crinkles
As I place the whole mass in
The big compost pile
Haiku # 36111, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Anarchy's the way
Not in the chaos manner
In think local way
Haiku # 36110, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Nationalism
What a stupid idea
Pride in ones country?
Haiku # 36109, June 2, 2006 7:02 am ET
by Janis
Harper on the news
Yammering on about stuff
Stupid politics
Haiku # 36108, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
I've been working on
A new search tool that will let
you browse the archives
Haiku # 36107, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
If it does one thing
It gets me to write bundles
Of bad haiku verse
Haiku # 36106, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Buffalo is out
of the NHL playoffs
Lets go Hurricanes!
Haiku # 36105, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis
Wind in the summer
I like it much better than
Wind in the winter
Haiku # 36104, June 2, 2006 6:57 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
All I have to say
Is oh my god, I have lots
of verse to replace
Haiku # 36103, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis of Bot Spam Replacement
Big event coming
Going to be hilarious
"Enough is enough"
Haiku # 36102, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Janis
Party on the beach
Memories of trip to Texas
Just came back to me
Haiku # 36101, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spider plant runners
Reaching out from the plant base
and into my heart
Haiku # 36100, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Another one bites
the dust. Coffee Crisp advert
ruined the Queen song
Haiku # 36099, June 2, 2006 6:51 am ET
by janis
Viewed South Park reruns
Played the "brown note" on tuba
Whole audience shat
Haiku # 36098, June 1, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by Lush
The blistering heat
Gives way to some thunderstorms
Calm after the storm
Haiku # 36097, June 1, 2006 8:01 pm ET
by Janis
High School Reunion
Thirty years. I haven't changed.
What happened to you?
Haiku # 36096, June 1, 2006 5:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
must go to the sea
all i ask is a tall ship
and star to steer by

- inspired by John Masefield (1818-1967)
Haiku # 36095, June 1, 2006 5:21 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I like it more too
much better than than the old poo
which I didn't like
Haiku # 36094, June 1, 2006 8:22 am ET
by mellie
the great wave
deposits a snail
atop mt fuji
Haiku # 36093, May 31, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by male snail
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >