i often wonder
is it fun to push grannies
off blackpool tower?
by MrTitties of England
Every Friday
I wear womens underwear.
I am a tranny.
by MrTitties of England
Bestiality!
The fun way of becoming
a monkeys uncle...
by MrTitties of England
Turning Japanese,
think I
by Dave
A rusty corkscrew
is slowly twisted into
the eye of my cock.
by Lost Boy
Necrophilia!
There's always one rotten cunt,
gotta split on ya!!
by office jockey
Ethereal glimpse
I see my life forces glow
My parallel self
by Precognition is a curse
You may lose the lot
Life
by Your life is a papers thickness away from total disaster
Life wasted in booze
We bemoan our existence
When at least we live
by Am I as selfish as you?
Life freezes in streets
Down and outs die but who cares
What hard bastards, we
by What if it were I?
You
by No second chances in this game
work is work is work
play is play is play is play
you live some then die
by ash
i like alcohol
and i think that it likes me
moreso when i'm drunk
by ash
safety in numbers
sure there's some sickos out there
but i fit right in
by ash
at the heart of it
some definitions of bad
are worse than others
by ash
Itchy stinking clit,
yes i had toast for breakfast,
i like to eat minge.
by Mr Tide
Deep into the night,
I think about my mother
and play with myself.
by normal
danses just for me
aint no one else shell danse for
me an my banjo
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
in my employment,
i reject all my values,
and take the money...
by MrTitties of England
I like to feel teeth,
for a fleeting moment brush,
against my bell end!
by office jockey
Won't pick me to dance,
Fill her shoes with broken glass,
Never dance again!!
by office jockey
my sister dancin
shes as sweet as apple pie
her titties bouncin
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Morecambe. It is cold.
There is nothing to do there.
But laugh at old folk...
by Mr Titties of England
Rose-pink silk unfolds
its gentle, dreamy softness.
A goat vagina.
by The Beast Master
"Poo Man" my name is.
I smell sweet, of sewerage.
Kiss me, I taste brown.
by Mrs Titties of England
restraining order
rules are made to be broken
so are sexy girls
by office jockey
There's nothing quite like,
the satisfaction one gains,
from kicking a child.
by MrTitties of England
The buttocks of love,
squatting in defecation,
blast my dead heart out.
by Mr Happy of enjoy
Eating sausages.
They are good in my tummy.
I am the sausage man.
by MrsTitties of England
mum can swear like dad.
dad can swear like grandad can.
grandad just swears: "FUCK!"
by MrsTitties of England
Malice grits its pain,
gapes, convulses and spews out
a putrefied demon.
by Mr Happy
redundancy pay
"take up a hobby", they said
bought me a rifle!
by office jockey
This sharpened moment
prises open a dark thought,
my soul a fulcrum.
>
Beaten to a pulp,
my haiku lies in the ditch
with its throat torn out.
>
As my mind decays,
Bad Haiku picks the skull clean
to pure polished bone.
by Mr Happy
tired eyes, itchy beard.
maybe i should shave it off.
to stop all the crumbs.
by MrTitties of England
Recycle mouth-wash.
One bottle will last for years
if you are careful.
by smelly joe
coffee machine slut.
sexy, dirty, caffeine buzz,
gets me through the day.
by office jockey
managing my time
I "manage" to live by not
accounting for life
by office jockey
The taste of warm milk
reminds me of my mother.
I need a cuddle.
by normal
I like getting sick,
because I do so enjoy
getting well again.
by Mr Happy
Pumping way too hard,
she vomits all down my back.
Channelled by butt crack.
by Lost Boy
The bathroom mirror
shows me the place where I will die.
Can
by Mr Happy
A little white face
whimpering in the darkness.
I love my mother.
by normal
This is where it
by The Beast Master
Maws feedin the hens
My sister smiles over at me
an I go all shy
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
I just learned something.
you put your thumb in your ass
and it feels real nice
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
As i said... 34177
a walk through the dump.
Will I ever learn_? to spell
by Anonymous Poet
As i said... 34177
a walk theough the dump.
Will I wvwe learn_?
by Anonymous Poet
Like a razor through
the throat of a dead baby,
My dick splits her meat.
by Lost Boy