our new phone book has
bail bondsman ad on cover
that'll save me time
by onjaysun of frogtown
Temp tattoos are cool
Just put on skin, add water
Instant body art.
by TheUnseenUndine
everyone wants me
i wish they'd all just fuck off
and leave me alone
by ash
burning with desire
but the fireman jilted her
she was so put out
by ash
Beantown for a week
There are no black people here
'Cept for the students
by Maestro of Boston
Father's mother owns
Poultry farms in Ithaca
Grandma has a cock
by Maestro of Manhattan
put on a new shirt
today...damn like dashiki
long! Fight the Power
by onjaysun of frogtown
Bare white office walls
Grey phone squawks without stopping
A bird sings - not here
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
On the moon, we are
far too advanced to use your
primitive Earth verse
by Betty Lebomb
They like seem to get
bigger every day, yet I'm
the boob for lookin'
by onjaysun (look at her eyes!) of frogtown
Dang! These haikus suck!
Who would waste their time with these?
...I think I'll write one.
by xris
my quiet little
kennedy forbidden fruit
i can not have you.
by florintino ariza of 43431
I cannot believe
how much time can be wasted
ticks upon the clock
by Betty Lebomb
Age is a number
that ticks away the winters
waves on a shoreline
by Betty Lebomb
I jammed all night long
72 shots bourbon
wiener dogs zero
by Betty Lebomb
Safely tucked in bed
big bad wolf in the closet
grandma has a cock
by Betty Lebomb
Oh, the liquor feast
brings upon the morning wood
grandma has a cock
by Betty Lebomb
Drunken congo line
with stiff bump in the back-side
grandma has a cock
by Betty Lebomb
Brand new recipe
Lightly sauteed testicles
Mmm, mmm. A sack lunch
by Maestro of Manhattan
Mr. and Mrs.
Pez Dispenser, you've gotta
support baby's head
by onjaysun R.N. of frogtown
steven malkmus highs
just to get motion from feet.
just cant deliver
by florintino ariza of 43431
happy birthday mel
yet we be jammin' long time
grandma has a cock
by ash
was on the wagon
till the sun set in the west
then I dismounted
by mellie
whisky soaked raisins
tossed into the birthday cake
my mother made it
by mellie
fifty six years old
I was so much younger then
the day before that
by mellie
Such a scorching day
it's not the weather outside
it's a bitch house mate
by Betty Lebomb
Huffing gasoline
Plotting array of arsons
Happily, inert
by Maestro of Manhattan
Methamphetamine
Either smoked or injected
Clawing at my flesh
by Maestro of Manhattan
Silent reverie
Pondering grotesquerie
Rob a bakery
by Maestro of Manhattan
Sophie I express my love
For you with this
Bad Haiku
by Anonymous Poet
reverberations
emanating from plucked strings
Rockin' with Dokken
by Maestro of Manhattan
theanthropism
god through a human prism
welcoming schism
by Maestro of Manhattan
once upon a time
i started this short story
and that's all there was
by ash
I guess I just thought
The phrase "free-form nostalgia"
Deserved a haiku.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
"Man of the House" flick
is a rotting bucket of
fish heads and oysters
by Betty Lebomb
suitcase briefcase wall
man hails from columbia
strange reading marquez
by Anonymous Poet
There's no f***ing way!
Reading Garcia Marquez
Even as I type.
by Maestro of Manhattan
just could'nt shake it
the high or improper thought
i made it home okay
by florentino ariza of 43431
Bustin' moves atop
A refrigerator box
Gettin' retarded
by Maestro of Manhattan
Manipulated
Just like clay for modeling
Red state citizens
by Maestro of Manhattan
I can safely say
At the risk of sounding trite
You shouldn't have gone.
by Liza Lot Less, These Days
Oscar's gone Wilding
William Burroughs for morphine
Jim's a Carrolling
by Maestro of Manhattan
Gosh I never knew
My dreams had the makings of
One morbid haiku.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Motionless in fear
Before becoming aware
I have woken up.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Faceless man in hat
He has bleach and a chainsaw
One scary nightmare.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Waxing poetic
Ass drunk in the afternoon
God bless USA
by Maestro of Manhattan
Purple mesh tank top
Cut just above the navel
Sartorial bliss
by Maestro of Manhattan
All hail Breakin' 2:
[Da] Electric Boogaloo
Cinema splendor
by Maestro of Manhattan
if you wanna make
your Daddy parts orange, eat
Cheetos...watch some porn
by onjaysun of frogtown (thx dnb)
Six turkeys running
in front of car like frickin'
awl Jurassik Pawk!
by onjaysun of frogtown
