Silent reverie
Pondering grotesquerie
Rob a bakery
by Maestro of Manhattan
Sophie I express my love
For you with this
Bad Haiku
by Anonymous Poet
reverberations
emanating from plucked strings
Rockin' with Dokken
by Maestro of Manhattan
theanthropism
god through a human prism
welcoming schism
by Maestro of Manhattan
once upon a time
i started this short story
and that's all there was
by ash
I guess I just thought
The phrase "free-form nostalgia"
Deserved a haiku.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
"Man of the House" flick
is a rotting bucket of
fish heads and oysters
by Betty Lebomb
suitcase briefcase wall
man hails from columbia
strange reading marquez
by Anonymous Poet
There's no f***ing way!
Reading Garcia Marquez
Even as I type.
by Maestro of Manhattan
just could'nt shake it
the high or improper thought
i made it home okay
by florentino ariza of 43431
Bustin' moves atop
A refrigerator box
Gettin' retarded
by Maestro of Manhattan
Manipulated
Just like clay for modeling
Red state citizens
by Maestro of Manhattan
I can safely say
At the risk of sounding trite
You shouldn't have gone.
by Liza Lot Less, These Days
Oscar's gone Wilding
William Burroughs for morphine
Jim's a Carrolling
by Maestro of Manhattan
Gosh I never knew
My dreams had the makings of
One morbid haiku.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Motionless in fear
Before becoming aware
I have woken up.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Faceless man in hat
He has bleach and a chainsaw
One scary nightmare.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Waxing poetic
Ass drunk in the afternoon
God bless USA
by Maestro of Manhattan
Purple mesh tank top
Cut just above the navel
Sartorial bliss
by Maestro of Manhattan
All hail Breakin' 2:
[Da] Electric Boogaloo
Cinema splendor
by Maestro of Manhattan
if you wanna make
your Daddy parts orange, eat
Cheetos...watch some porn
by onjaysun of frogtown (thx dnb)
Six turkeys running
in front of car like frickin'
awl Jurassik Pawk!
by onjaysun of frogtown
searching for answers
i gaze into my navel
but i'm long sighted
by ash
Grilled cheese is a king
and a true lover of soul
cape of golden brown
by Betty Lebomb
Damn, beer after beer
Shedding tears, yet there's more beer
I fear that I'm queer
by Maestro of Manhattan
Pontification
Spewing Dogma from pulpit
Lame-ass balderdash
by Maestro of Manhattan
Kinky girlfriend wants
me to suck toe, chose middle
one, it has roast beef
by onjaysun of frogtown (thx B&T)
Smacking that blue vein
Tied off with rubber and spiked
Fare thee well for now
by Maestro of Manhattan
Piltdown Man a hoax.
Where's the bloody missing link?
Damn, dirty apeman!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fear the hirsute brute
Horrid galloping galoot
Hair is everywhere
by Maestro of Manhattan
Apotheosis:
Dick Van Patten is a God.
I worship his work.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Halls Mentho-Lyptus,
I'm afraid you just can't scratch
That nicotine itch.
by Liza Lot of Ohio
balsa is our friend
hail to the micropilots
we do it with dope
by ash
the air is too cold
laughter is making me cough
reach for the puffer
by ash
One more coffee shot
will do me in for tonight
see you tomorrow
by Betty Lebomb
I may be drunken
but I know scanned in balsa
wood when I see it
by Betty Lebomb
Of all I have loved
few have touched my bitter heart
as much as mellie
by Betty Lebomb
Oh, it's halloween
that's not a candied apple!
grandma has a cock
by Betty Lebomb
Heart to weak to pump,
medic alert bracelet call,
grandma has a cock
by Betty Lebomb
Coffee liquor bad!
tastes like Sanka and some ass
but it does the trick
by Betty Lebomb
"Being There" is good
a movie to make you think
by Jerzy Kosinksi
by Betty Lebomb
Caffeine patches are
are for weak of mind and soul
just drink the coffee
by Betty Lebomb
With a photo flash
I smile a big phony smile
you are dead to me
by Betty Lebomb
I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly
by Betty Lebomb
I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly
by Betty Lebomb
Have you ever thought
that feeling your arms and legs
is over-rated?
by Betty Lebomb
Okay, I know I
shouldn't be so damn fucked up,
but Portland beer good!
by Betty Lebomb
golden brown i miss
our moments in the sun
before you reach my heart
by Edward Angle of UK
Jittery jigging
Transdermal caffeine patches
Logorrheal rant.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Catheter attached
Ankle-bound receptacle
Urine on the go
by Maestro of Manhattan
