Caffeine patches are
are for weak of mind and soul
just drink the coffee

With a photo flash
I smile a big phony smile
you are dead to me

I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly

I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly

Have you ever thought
that feeling your arms and legs
is over-rated?

Okay, I know I
shouldn't be so damn fucked up,
but Portland beer good!

golden brown i miss
our moments in the sun
before you reach my heart

Jittery jigging
Transdermal caffeine patches
Logorrheal rant.

Catheter attached
Ankle-bound receptacle
Urine on the go

I apologize
Can't stop the brain from thinking
In 5's and 7's.

I've done this before
Either this is just cliche
Or it's deja vu.

Funny how things work
When you're soon-to-be nineteen
It don't mean a thing.

I was asked about
By an old classmate of mine
He asked if I geeked.

Curled up on the couch
Eyes squinting more than normal
Kitty contact buzz.

Arise...yawn and stretch
Mum's gone away for the day
Time for a nice joint.

Black jacket penguins
march way too far, please contact
gold jacket agent

so cocoa it is
nothing but the darkest beans
for my bullwinkle

Fetal position
Upon tiles of kitchen floor
Sartre's Le Nausee

Ovaltine enema
On a clear summer morning
Oh, so refreshing

whatever you say
the recollections are dim
my mind still elsewhere

it's hard to think of
the things you can't remember
if you wanted to

when I'm sleeping well,
my ass will start the itching
smelly finger days..

Like a flame-thrower
Oh my dear Henry Miller
Your prose gets me hot.

Aquanet quoiffure
Leather pants stuffed with a sock
Vive Le Hair Metal

This is not a haiku
Six syllables in prior line
Eighteen in all

Neither crap nor pee
Total assimilator
Just me and J.C.

write for what? release?
praise? criticism? in rage?
to just mark the page?

lazy in summer
time ticks away without check
mate we're wastin' it

So I put on songs
That evoke teenage heartbreak
And filled in the blanks.

My horoscope says
Today's my day for romance
Wouldn't that figure.

Some may call it Pride
Others know it as Ego
I can't tell for sure.

There is a black hole
Lurking somewhere within the
Heart of the lion.

they see me work slow
they shout but they dont know
im thinking up haikus

wears pink and black like
everyday, yet she doesn't
hook that much, my loss

sooo hot!...in undies
front of fridge in a lawn chair
kicked outta Walmart

onjaysun is back
it's been way too long frankly
I was just lil' Bushed

If for some reason
You pee on the seat, wipe it
Please, before you flush

G.G. Allin died
All hail his obscenity
Buy X-rated discs

discovery stops
that's the end of adventure
we're all out of space

antihistamines
take the edge off steroid rage
if you act rashly

This drug induced rash
is crawling up my pant leg
and climbing higher

You

Mountains That Arise
Clouds That Darken The Day Sky
Sad I Sit and Cry

A brand new Law, eh?
Bah! Energy, schmenergy.
Torch your SUV.

Freak sex addiction
Seeking next source of friction
Complex affliction.

Indeed PCP
gives me the power to punch
a hole in my house

I just drank water
which was fine until I chased
it with some whiskey

Power corridors
Atwitter with dunderpates
Gimme idleness.

Fake Texan swagger
On Andover cheerleader.
Vacuous poseur.

Image consultants:
First on execution list.
Clients thereafter.