they see me work slow
they shout but they dont know
im thinking up haikus
by Edward Angle of Barnsley, UK
wears pink and black like
everyday, yet she doesn't
hook that much, my loss
by onjaysun of frogtown
sooo hot!...in undies
front of fridge in a lawn chair
kicked outta Walmart
by onjaysun of frogtown
onjaysun is back
it's been way too long frankly
I was just lil' Bushed
by onjaysun of frogtown
If for some reason
You pee on the seat, wipe it
Please, before you flush
by Shane
G.G. Allin died
All hail his obscenity
Buy X-rated discs
by Maestro of Manhattan
discovery stops
that's the end of adventure
we're all out of space
by ash
antihistamines
take the edge off steroid rage
if you act rashly
by ash
This drug induced rash
is crawling up my pant leg
and climbing higher
by Betty LeBom
You
by Don Haney of Texas
Mountains That Arise
Clouds That Darken The Day Sky
Sad I Sit and Cry
by Don Haney of Texas
A brand new Law, eh?
Bah! Energy, schmenergy.
Torch your SUV.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Freak sex addiction
Seeking next source of friction
Complex affliction.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Indeed PCP
gives me the power to punch
a hole in my house
by Betty LeBomb
I just drank water
which was fine until I chased
it with some whiskey
by Betty LeBomb
Power corridors
Atwitter with dunderpates
Gimme idleness.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fake Texan swagger
On Andover cheerleader.
Vacuous poseur.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Image consultants:
First on execution list.
Clients thereafter.
by Maestro of Manhattan
PCP is fun.
Naked rampages galore.
Make for front page gore.
by Maestro of Manhattan
if i was in space
i'd wait for the next bus home
not cross my fingers
by ash
it's late in winter
windswell is starting to build
the air is icy
by ash
my heart's not in it
so I think I'll skip the walk
just eat more saos
by mellie
time for a sao
with vegimite and butter
then go for a walk
by Mellie
Fried poultry tastes good.
Next surgical procedure:
Angioplasty.
by Maestro of Manhattan
"I think that's bullshit!"
Robert Novak fled the set.
Give him a diaper.
by Maestro of Manhattan
The
Perry Bible
has me throwing my body
up against the screen
by Betty LeBomb
Best comic ever!
Zero hyperbole here.
I am smitten, too.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Misunderstanding
A haiku prerequisite
Now for a coffee
by Janis
your hexameter
exceeds the parameter
of rank amateur
by ash
snuppy the puppy
south koreans clone a dog
but what's he taste like ?
by ash
Shite in handbasket.
Delete "Note" from previous.
Extra syllable.
by Maestro of Manhattan
A final remark
Note ABC, ABC scheme
In preceding rhymes
by Maestro of Manhattan
I, ignoramus
Gamboling off into sleep
Herein, I surcease
by Maestro of Manhattan
Itching 'pon anus
Index finger rammeth deep
Endorphine release
by Maestro of Manhattan
seeking forgiveness
embracing some contrition
dammit, let us sing!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Ash is my hero
Janis, my inspiration
I, my enemy
by Maestro of Manhattan
Lame frivolity
Misunderstood yet again
Being facetious
by Maestro of Manhattan
Except that all mine
Belong to a third party;
Deal with the devil
by Janis
Haiku are all owned
By their respective authors
I think that's the law
by Janis
you're an aerosol
to keep us a particle
how unattractive
by ash
Poetic license
A synthetic point of view
Surreal abstraction
by Maestro of Manhattan
Microwave burgers
Ransacking GI system
2 many concerns
by Maestro of Manhattan
Pardon my claim to
Property Intellect'll
Protecting estate
by Maestro of Manhattan
I hereby affix
Retroactive copyright
To all Maestro pomes
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bitten on the ass
such a sneaky garden snake
gotcha with the hoe
by Betty LeBomb
The bowl in my fridge,
back of the bottom shelf,
is now sentient
by Betty LeBomb
Someone's been naughty
behind the shed I have found
five hacked-off fingers
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku addiction
Japanese verse in my blood
Must get on with stuff
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Repeated haiku
Due to computer error
Sorry about that
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
