my heart's not in it
so I think I'll skip the walk
just eat more saos
by mellie
time for a sao
with vegimite and butter
then go for a walk
by Mellie
Fried poultry tastes good.
Next surgical procedure:
Angioplasty.
by Maestro of Manhattan
"I think that's bullshit!"
Robert Novak fled the set.
Give him a diaper.
by Maestro of Manhattan
The
Perry Bible
has me throwing my body
up against the screen
by Betty LeBomb
Best comic ever!
Zero hyperbole here.
I am smitten, too.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Misunderstanding
A haiku prerequisite
Now for a coffee
by Janis
your hexameter
exceeds the parameter
of rank amateur
by ash
snuppy the puppy
south koreans clone a dog
but what's he taste like ?
by ash
Shite in handbasket.
Delete "Note" from previous.
Extra syllable.
by Maestro of Manhattan
A final remark
Note ABC, ABC scheme
In preceding rhymes
by Maestro of Manhattan
I, ignoramus
Gamboling off into sleep
Herein, I surcease
by Maestro of Manhattan
Itching 'pon anus
Index finger rammeth deep
Endorphine release
by Maestro of Manhattan
seeking forgiveness
embracing some contrition
dammit, let us sing!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Ash is my hero
Janis, my inspiration
I, my enemy
by Maestro of Manhattan
Lame frivolity
Misunderstood yet again
Being facetious
by Maestro of Manhattan
Except that all mine
Belong to a third party;
Deal with the devil
by Janis
Haiku are all owned
By their respective authors
I think that's the law
by Janis
you're an aerosol
to keep us a particle
how unattractive
by ash
Poetic license
A synthetic point of view
Surreal abstraction
by Maestro of Manhattan
Microwave burgers
Ransacking GI system
2 many concerns
by Maestro of Manhattan
Pardon my claim to
Property Intellect'll
Protecting estate
by Maestro of Manhattan
I hereby affix
Retroactive copyright
To all Maestro pomes
by Maestro of Manhattan
Bitten on the ass
such a sneaky garden snake
gotcha with the hoe
by Betty LeBomb
The bowl in my fridge,
back of the bottom shelf,
is now sentient
by Betty LeBomb
Someone's been naughty
behind the shed I have found
five hacked-off fingers
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku addiction
Japanese verse in my blood
Must get on with stuff
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Repeated haiku
Due to computer error
Sorry about that
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Aircon is humming
The only noise I can hear
Where is everyone?
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Aircon is humming
The only noise I can hear
Where is everyone?
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Cutting newspaper
Black ink all over the place
I should wash my hands
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
Poetry workshop
Not a lot of ideas
This website is great
by Suzie of Hamilton, Ontario
listen closely now
there's nothing at all to say
but that won't stop me
by ash
Awoke to chirping
Malevolence unbridled
Homicidal spree
by Maestro of Manhattan
Rotting bananas
Rancid bacon, molding bread
What's for breakfast, dear?
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fetid skidmarks stain
Briefs of influential men
Tarnishing pretense
by Maestro of Manhattan
that's not a haiku
you have murdered an art form
you're all gonna die
by ash
A family in the forest
Parents smiling, children laughing
They were identified with dental records
by Bilbo
bugmenot dot com
because as their site tells us
common sense isn't
by ash
submarine humour
why was the ocean bed wet ?
because the sea weed
by Anonymous Poet
nothing seems to swell
in spite of flat sea sucking
like an undertow
by ash
like public transport
for a while there's none at all
then three come at once
by ash
aroma of flesh
the sizzle of meat frying
carnivoracious
by ash
i'm not one to boast
but the turd i passed today
was remarkable
by ash
to be a painter
Art? or mashedpotatoes?
Critics are krew-el
by Anonymous Poet
I really don't care
What the Commander thinks when
I got drunk an laid
by kackarott
Told the Commander
Was beat up by aliens
With really big cocks
by kackarott
Space beer is good when
Your hooker leaves forgetting
To collect (hic, buuurrrp)
by kackarott
Traded rocket ship
For two space beers plus hooker
Commander was mad
by kackarott
