Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 53 Days and 77444 Haiku later...

Smacking that blue vein
Tied off with rubber and spiked
Fare thee well for now
Haiku # 32446, August 11, 2005 2:21 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Piltdown Man a hoax.
Where's the bloody missing link?
Damn, dirty apeman!
Haiku # 32445, August 11, 2005 2:15 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fear the hirsute brute
Horrid galloping galoot
Hair is everywhere
Haiku # 32444, August 11, 2005 2:13 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Apotheosis:
Dick Van Patten is a God.
I worship his work.
Haiku # 32443, August 11, 2005 2:07 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Halls Mentho-Lyptus,
I'm afraid you just can't scratch
That nicotine itch.
Haiku # 32442, August 11, 2005 1:30 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
balsa is our friend
hail to the micropilots
we do it with dope
Haiku # 32441, August 11, 2005 8:41 am ET
by ash
the air is too cold
laughter is making me cough
reach for the puffer
Haiku # 32440, August 11, 2005 8:38 am ET
by ash
One more coffee shot
will do me in for tonight
see you tomorrow
Haiku # 32439, August 11, 2005 2:56 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
I may be drunken
but I know scanned in balsa
wood when I see it
Haiku # 32438, August 11, 2005 2:55 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Of all I have loved
few have touched my bitter heart
as much as mellie
Haiku # 32437, August 11, 2005 2:54 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Oh, it's halloween
that's not a candied apple!
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 32436, August 11, 2005 2:51 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Heart to weak to pump,
medic alert bracelet call,
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 32435, August 11, 2005 2:49 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Coffee liquor bad!
tastes like Sanka and some ass
but it does the trick
Haiku # 32434, August 11, 2005 2:47 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
"Being There" is good
a movie to make you think
by Jerzy Kosinksi
Haiku # 32433, August 11, 2005 2:45 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Caffeine patches are
are for weak of mind and soul
just drink the coffee
Haiku # 32432, August 11, 2005 2:43 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
With a photo flash
I smile a big phony smile
you are dead to me
Haiku # 32431, August 11, 2005 2:41 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly
Haiku # 32430, August 11, 2005 2:40 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly
Haiku # 32429, August 11, 2005 2:40 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Have you ever thought
that feeling your arms and legs
is over-rated?
Haiku # 32428, August 11, 2005 2:39 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
Okay, I know I
shouldn't be so damn fucked up,
but Portland beer good!
Haiku # 32427, August 11, 2005 2:38 am ET
by Betty Lebomb
golden brown i miss
our moments in the sun
before you reach my heart
Haiku # 32426, August 10, 2005 7:07 pm ET
by Edward Angle of UK
Jittery jigging
Transdermal caffeine patches
Logorrheal rant.
Haiku # 32425, August 10, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Catheter attached
Ankle-bound receptacle
Urine on the go
Haiku # 32424, August 10, 2005 1:36 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I apologize
Can't stop the brain from thinking
In 5's and 7's.
Haiku # 32423, August 10, 2005 12:57 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
I've done this before
Either this is just cliche
Or it's deja vu.
Haiku # 32422, August 10, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Funny how things work
When you're soon-to-be nineteen
It don't mean a thing.
Haiku # 32421, August 10, 2005 12:54 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
I was asked about
By an old classmate of mine
He asked if I geeked.
Haiku # 32420, August 10, 2005 12:54 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Curled up on the couch
Eyes squinting more than normal
Kitty contact buzz.
Haiku # 32419, August 10, 2005 11:44 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Arise...yawn and stretch
Mum's gone away for the day
Time for a nice joint.
Haiku # 32418, August 10, 2005 11:43 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Black jacket penguins
march way too far, please contact
gold jacket agent
Haiku # 32417, August 10, 2005 10:47 am ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
so cocoa it is
nothing but the darkest beans
for my bullwinkle
Haiku # 32416, August 10, 2005 10:25 am ET
by ash
Fetal position
Upon tiles of kitchen floor
Sartre's Le Nausee
Haiku # 32415, August 10, 2005 9:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ovaltine enema
On a clear summer morning
Oh, so refreshing
Haiku # 32414, August 10, 2005 9:55 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
whatever you say
the recollections are dim
my mind still elsewhere
Haiku # 32413, August 10, 2005 8:46 am ET
by ash
it's hard to think of
the things you can't remember
if you wanted to
Haiku # 32412, August 10, 2005 8:29 am ET
by ash
when I'm sleeping well,
my ass will start the itching
smelly finger days..
Haiku # 32411, August 10, 2005 3:41 am ET
by Ryan of Ohio
Like a flame-thrower
Oh my dear Henry Miller
Your prose gets me hot.
Haiku # 32410, August 10, 2005 12:37 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Aquanet quoiffure
Leather pants stuffed with a sock
Vive Le Hair Metal
Haiku # 32409, August 9, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
This is not a haiku
Six syllables in prior line
Eighteen in all
Haiku # 32408, August 9, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Neither crap nor pee
Total assimilator
Just me and J.C.
Haiku # 32407, August 9, 2005 8:38 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
write for what? release?
praise? criticism? in rage?
to just mark the page?
Haiku # 32406, August 9, 2005 8:21 pm ET
by jah of babylon
lazy in summer
time ticks away without check
mate we're wastin' it
Haiku # 32405, August 9, 2005 8:13 pm ET
by jah of babylon
So I put on songs
That evoke teenage heartbreak
And filled in the blanks.
Haiku # 32404, August 9, 2005 7:52 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio

My horoscope says
Today's my day for romance
Wouldn't that figure.
Haiku # 32403, August 9, 2005 7:51 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
Some may call it Pride
Others know it as Ego
I can't tell for sure.
Haiku # 32402, August 9, 2005 7:51 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
There is a black hole
Lurking somewhere within the
Heart of the lion.
Haiku # 32401, August 9, 2005 7:51 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
they see me work slow
they shout but they dont know
im thinking up haikus
Haiku # 32400, August 9, 2005 7:00 pm ET
by Edward Angle of Barnsley, UK
wears pink and black like
everyday, yet she doesn't
hook that much, my loss
Haiku # 32399, August 9, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sooo hot!...in undies
front of fridge in a lawn chair
kicked outta Walmart
Haiku # 32398, August 9, 2005 6:25 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
onjaysun is back
it's been way too long frankly
I was just lil' Bushed
Haiku # 32397, August 9, 2005 6:14 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
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