Waxing poetic
Ass drunk in the afternoon
God bless USA

Purple mesh tank top
Cut just above the navel
Sartorial bliss

All hail Breakin' 2:
[Da] Electric Boogaloo
Cinema splendor

if you wanna make
your Daddy parts orange, eat
Cheetos...watch some porn

Six turkeys running
in front of car like frickin'
awl Jurassik Pawk!

searching for answers
i gaze into my navel
but i'm long sighted

Grilled cheese is a king
and a true lover of soul
cape of golden brown

Damn, beer after beer
Shedding tears, yet there's more beer
I fear that I'm queer

Pontification
Spewing Dogma from pulpit
Lame-ass balderdash

Kinky girlfriend wants
me to suck toe, chose middle
one, it has roast beef

Smacking that blue vein
Tied off with rubber and spiked
Fare thee well for now

Piltdown Man a hoax.
Where's the bloody missing link?
Damn, dirty apeman!

Fear the hirsute brute
Horrid galloping galoot
Hair is everywhere

Apotheosis:
Dick Van Patten is a God.
I worship his work.

Halls Mentho-Lyptus,
I'm afraid you just can't scratch
That nicotine itch.

balsa is our friend
hail to the micropilots
we do it with dope

the air is too cold
laughter is making me cough
reach for the puffer

One more coffee shot
will do me in for tonight
see you tomorrow

I may be drunken
but I know scanned in balsa
wood when I see it

Of all I have loved
few have touched my bitter heart
as much as mellie

Oh, it's halloween
that's not a candied apple!
grandma has a cock

Heart to weak to pump,
medic alert bracelet call,
grandma has a cock

Coffee liquor bad!
tastes like Sanka and some ass
but it does the trick

"Being There" is good
a movie to make you think
by Jerzy Kosinksi

Caffeine patches are
are for weak of mind and soul
just drink the coffee

With a photo flash
I smile a big phony smile
you are dead to me

I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly

I puffed a small pipe
and gave it a great big puff
and now I can fly

Have you ever thought
that feeling your arms and legs
is over-rated?

Okay, I know I
shouldn't be so damn fucked up,
but Portland beer good!

golden brown i miss
our moments in the sun
before you reach my heart

Jittery jigging
Transdermal caffeine patches
Logorrheal rant.

Catheter attached
Ankle-bound receptacle
Urine on the go

I apologize
Can't stop the brain from thinking
In 5's and 7's.

I've done this before
Either this is just cliche
Or it's deja vu.

Funny how things work
When you're soon-to-be nineteen
It don't mean a thing.

I was asked about
By an old classmate of mine
He asked if I geeked.

Curled up on the couch
Eyes squinting more than normal
Kitty contact buzz.

Arise...yawn and stretch
Mum's gone away for the day
Time for a nice joint.

Black jacket penguins
march way too far, please contact
gold jacket agent

so cocoa it is
nothing but the darkest beans
for my bullwinkle

Fetal position
Upon tiles of kitchen floor
Sartre's Le Nausee

Ovaltine enema
On a clear summer morning
Oh, so refreshing

whatever you say
the recollections are dim
my mind still elsewhere

it's hard to think of
the things you can't remember
if you wanted to

when I'm sleeping well,
my ass will start the itching
smelly finger days..

Like a flame-thrower
Oh my dear Henry Miller
Your prose gets me hot.

Aquanet quoiffure
Leather pants stuffed with a sock
Vive Le Hair Metal

This is not a haiku
Six syllables in prior line
Eighteen in all

Neither crap nor pee
Total assimilator
Just me and J.C.