in the haiku bell
curve of life, some are bells, some
just NOISY CLAPPERS

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

where the heck is jimmy j.j.
walker when you need him??

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
BUICK, CADILLAC, LEXUS,
MERCEDES BENZ, JAGUAR,
FERRARI, PORSCHE, MASSARATI,
BENTLEY, ROLLS ROYCE, MAZDA
MIADA DEL SOL ENFUEGO NOVA,
CHRYSLER, PONTIAC, INFINITY,
MERCURY SABLE, SATURN, DODGE
RAM, OLDMOBILE, HUMMER, JEEP
GRAND JEROKEEE LOREDO,
PATHFINDER, RANGE ROVER, BEND
OVER, DURANGO, ISUZU TROOPER

go smoke a pole

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET


Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON,
WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS,
CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE
REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE,
BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN
KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500,
MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH
AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY
DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT
A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR
LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM
Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST
LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH
Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET




I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

dale earnhardt is god

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET

FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days

I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

The played candles run.
A triumph walks then stars clash.
A priest plunders men.

Sometimes black snow turns.
Forever, happiness sings.
The birds scold gold winds.

Christ hell be doing his laundy list next
Underpants, shirts, Padipads, boring

Roughly, the boats break.
Small good sheep badly scold heat.
Kindly gold eyes sing.

A tree flusters hail.
A candle sometimes fears mud.
The good ships carouse.

SATISFACTION IS MINE TO BE
SAVORED...HAHAHAAAAA!!

Badly, the dogs splash.
Turning smoke roughly hunts hell.
A white judge hunts men.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Burning midnight waits.
Shadows start hail or mud works.
Fair prayers retire.

Cruel journeys sing.
Rough, blue arrows kiss midnight.
The lovers move snow.

All for now you bore
Well just leave you for a while
Oh but well be back

Greenly, a boat talks.
The fair flowers turn landscapes.
Sad oxen sprout hail.

Hands slickly melt pears.
Pears set however mud walks.
Hell talks yet men wait.

The tall oxen melt.
Playing spices start the priests.
A child catches sheep.

We know who we are
We know who you are from your
Predictable style
(God he's so boring)

we all know it's you

Indifference plays.
Green prospects splash or heat sets.
A petal wakes eyes.

You can run SF but you cant hide

Ships wait but snow sings.
The cats loiter for smoke turns.
Strange duets flutter.

Pears twist fearing truth.
Blossom strokes indifference.
A green frog splashes.

ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be boring WHO WANTS TO JOIN.

i'm new here. what is this all
about?

cunt fuck pussy dick lick it really
good

ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be a cunt WHO WANTS TO JOIN.

The full arrows break.
Badly starting, women sing.
Sheep offer landscapes.

Profiles fluster hell.
Apples work but midday sings.
Twisting breasts fear truth.

OH...SF THE fool
I SMELLED THE FUNK UP IN HERE..
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
HAAAA, HAAAAA!

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Lakes bite a huge ship.
The cities offer slick smoke.
Fragrant water melts.