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Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31776, June 5, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31775, June 5, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
where the heck is jimmy j.j.
walker when you need him??

Haiku # 31774, June 5, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by SumChing
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31773, June 5, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
BUICK, CADILLAC, LEXUS,
MERCEDES BENZ, JAGUAR,
FERRARI, PORSCHE, MASSARATI,
BENTLEY, ROLLS ROYCE, MAZDA
MIADA DEL SOL ENFUEGO NOVA,
CHRYSLER, PONTIAC, INFINITY,
MERCURY SABLE, SATURN, DODGE
RAM, OLDMOBILE, HUMMER, JEEP
GRAND JEROKEEE LOREDO,
PATHFINDER, RANGE ROVER, BEND
OVER, DURANGO, ISUZU TROOPER
Haiku # 31772, June 5, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
go smoke a pole
Haiku # 31771, June 5, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31770, June 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET


Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON,
WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS,
CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE
REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE,
BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN
KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500,
MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH
AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY
DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT
A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR
LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM
Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST
LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH
Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET




I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

Haiku # 31769, June 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dale earnhardt is god
Haiku # 31768, June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)
by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET

Haiku # 31767, June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET



Haiku # 31766, June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING
Haiku # 31765, June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET
Haiku # 31764, June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31763, June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31762, June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku # 31761, June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE
Haiku # 31760, June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31759, June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31758, June 5, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31757, June 5, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
The played candles run.
A triumph walks then stars clash.
A priest plunders men.
Haiku # 31756, June 5, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Sometimes black snow turns.
Forever, happiness sings.
The birds scold gold winds.
Haiku # 31755, June 5, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Christ hell be doing his laundy list next
Underpants, shirts, Padipads, boring
Haiku # 31754, June 5, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Roughly, the boats break.
Small good sheep badly scold heat.
Kindly gold eyes sing.
Haiku # 31753, June 5, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
A tree flusters hail.
A candle sometimes fears mud.
The good ships carouse.
Haiku # 31752, June 5, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
SATISFACTION IS MINE TO BE
SAVORED...HAHAHAAAAA!!
Haiku # 31751, June 5, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Badly, the dogs splash.
Turning smoke roughly hunts hell.
A white judge hunts men.
Haiku # 31750, June 5, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31749, June 5, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Burning midnight waits.
Shadows start hail or mud works.
Fair prayers retire.
Haiku # 31748, June 5, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Cruel journeys sing.
Rough, blue arrows kiss midnight.
The lovers move snow.
Haiku # 31747, June 5, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
All for now you bore
Well just leave you for a while
Oh but well be back
Haiku # 31746, June 5, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by Southern Belly Butsgonesouth Limey and co
Greenly, a boat talks.
The fair flowers turn landscapes.
Sad oxen sprout hail.
Haiku # 31745, June 5, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Hands slickly melt pears.
Pears set however mud walks.
Hell talks yet men wait.
Haiku # 31744, June 5, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
The tall oxen melt.
Playing spices start the priests.
A child catches sheep.
Haiku # 31743, June 5, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
We know who we are
We know who you are from your
Predictable style
(God he's so boring)
Haiku # 31742, June 5, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Limey
we all know it's you
Haiku # 31741, June 5, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Limey
Indifference plays.
Green prospects splash or heat sets.
A petal wakes eyes.
Haiku # 31740, June 5, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
You can run SF but you cant hide
Haiku # 31739, June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Limey
Ships wait but snow sings.
The cats loiter for smoke turns.
Strange duets flutter.
Haiku # 31738, June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Pears twist fearing truth.
Blossom strokes indifference.
A green frog splashes.
Haiku # 31737, June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be boring WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31736, June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm new here. what is this all
about?
Haiku # 31735, June 5, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by hello kitty
cunt fuck pussy dick lick it really
good
Haiku # 31734, June 5, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be a cunt WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31733, June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The full arrows break.
Badly starting, women sing.
Sheep offer landscapes.
Haiku # 31732, June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Profiles fluster hell.
Apples work but midday sings.
Twisting breasts fear truth.
Haiku # 31731, June 5, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
OH...SF THE fool
I SMELLED THE FUNK UP IN HERE..
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
HAAAA, HAAAAA!
Haiku # 31730, June 5, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31729, June 5, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Lakes bite a huge ship.
The cities offer slick smoke.
Fragrant water melts.
Haiku # 31728, June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Tough operas wake.
Tepid short, green women set.
Leaden midnight burns.
Haiku # 31727, June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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