pathetic drivel
lots of struggle and less art
grandma circumspect

three one four five five
although i am quite damn good
i don't advertise

...all he could possess
was a rottweiler's pussy
..the fog was so fucked

......his burnt soul hovers
seeking something to possess
......but he is quite dense

.....a lightning flashes
its current hurtles to earth
...trashing poor white fog

.........in the open plains
stands a wretched mindless fog
..his sogged brains so numbed
.
.
.......cursing god and flag
....with righteous indignation
......but sucks his own cock

...huge trees sway like grass
their roots creaking and blowing
......in great ruthless gusts

....vast skies without light
roar across the black valleys
....white lightnings crackle

Well there you have it
SF has a childlike trust
Feel free to join in

Subterfuge is all
Confuses this idiot
SF your so fucked

Don't worry Carley
We'll write to protect you now
We'll change our names too

Don

Yo son Carley toll me
Yo be a sad loser son
But I said yo nows

You fuck off limey
You can

Go to the Archives
Type sexually frustrated
You

As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen

He will attack but
He is powerless to stop
He will just follow

Think up a name
Write with a direction in mind
SF will follow like a dog on a chain

SF is a wooss
I can make him go any
direction I choose

.....a lightning storm brews
and thunders through the valleys
.......hurtling leaves away

...where was canada
when america attacked
....defenseless iraq
.
.
.(not that Saddam did
.....not deserve it)

.....fashionable in
northern canadian alps
..to be a damn queer

......a deadbeat junkie
oblivious to time and dates
.......itching for a fix
.
.
.(and finds escape in being
........a damn queer)

all those years of drugs
...has finally affected
.his soggy foggy brain

student wannabe
with scholarly delusions
i drop out of class

...........indiana dude
perhaps you may recommend
....a shrink for our friend*
.
.
.....(*very loosely taken
..as like the nuts in his head)

.....manic-depressive
with his obsessive haiku:
brain damage unmasked

i know i'm awesome
there's no need to remind me
a mirror will do

i crack myself up
sometimes it's just too easy
i love all of you

I read to children
Reading is a wondrous gift
Books are magical

I enjoy smiling
Smiling fills my heart with joy
Like milk and cookies

Have I mentioned love?
It's the greatest thing of all
It makes me happy

Peace be unto you
Love shall bring us together
Nothing can harm us

I love all creatures
Great and small they come to me
Our friendship is strong

A world without war
A world without boundaries
Let us all join hands

Love me, love me now
How will I live without love
Love is all there is

someone new to hate
will nippress is so last week
limey's now on top

"Sailing the seas of cheese"
William Nippress - 2003

Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son

so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me

Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack

too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me

i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white

What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son

counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up

insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got

Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all

gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form

You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country

carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....