As you will see when he reads this
he will have to go in the direction
I have chosen

He will attack but
He is powerless to stop
He will just follow

Think up a name
Write with a direction in mind
SF will follow like a dog on a chain

SF is a wooss
I can make him go any
direction I choose

.....a lightning storm brews
and thunders through the valleys
.......hurtling leaves away

...where was canada
when america attacked
....defenseless iraq
.
.
.(not that Saddam did
.....not deserve it)

.....fashionable in
northern canadian alps
..to be a damn queer

......a deadbeat junkie
oblivious to time and dates
.......itching for a fix
.
.
.(and finds escape in being
........a damn queer)

all those years of drugs
...has finally affected
.his soggy foggy brain

student wannabe
with scholarly delusions
i drop out of class

...........indiana dude
perhaps you may recommend
....a shrink for our friend*
.
.
.....(*very loosely taken
..as like the nuts in his head)

.....manic-depressive
with his obsessive haiku:
brain damage unmasked

i know i'm awesome
there's no need to remind me
a mirror will do

i crack myself up
sometimes it's just too easy
i love all of you

I read to children
Reading is a wondrous gift
Books are magical

I enjoy smiling
Smiling fills my heart with joy
Like milk and cookies

Have I mentioned love?
It's the greatest thing of all
It makes me happy

Peace be unto you
Love shall bring us together
Nothing can harm us

I love all creatures
Great and small they come to me
Our friendship is strong

A world without war
A world without boundaries
Let us all join hands

Love me, love me now
How will I live without love
Love is all there is

someone new to hate
will nippress is so last week
limey's now on top

"Sailing the seas of cheese"
William Nippress - 2003

Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son

so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me

Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack

too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me

i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white

What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son

counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up

insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got

Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all

gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form

You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country

carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....

nerdy to the core
sporting pocket protectors
and pimpin the hos

Hey you sad fuckface
Go back to England wherever
To where you bellong

What the hell is this
This sexually frustrated
He writes like a nerd

why won't he return
paging through the thesaurus
to make his come back

It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on

"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003

That

i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms

when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her

(singing) "New York...Newww York!

are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood

When you

Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands

Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage