Birthdays are good for
You, because the more you have
the longer you live
by William Nippress
The line is thread-like
between the boat and the shore
winds blow out to sea
by Homage to Betty LeBomb. Real good Haiku
They tell me if I
could extract the gold from sea
water I
by William Nippress
Who the hell likes raw
Oysters, tastes like gritty sea
Water, no thank you
by William Nippress
Cooking Chinese food
First thing in the morning its
bit too rich for me
by W
Fresh coffee just made
God it tastes good, my wake up.
Ready for the day
by William Nippress
Interesting! Grass
bends with the wind right to left
Clouds blown left to right
by William Nippress
Twenty billion fly
by William Nippress
The stars, so distant
Time and space lie between us
Star Trek is for dorks
by u2popmofo
Anti-semitic?
You are one hateful little
White trash scumbag fool
by A Student of Ubermensch, nein, zurückgebliebener ohne Soße
Thoughts that can change life
Truth told by wise men of old
I like big booties
by u2popmofo
Thirty thousand now
Question we must ask ourselves
Do we have a life?
by AfroWhitey
The waterfall brings peace
My soul becomes one with it
Now I have to pee
by u2popmofo
Puzzles that haunt man
Mysteries remain unknown
Why do hippies suck?
by u2popmofo
Sexy lady kiss
Tastes so good on my soft lips
Better than my dog
by u2popmofo
The fleas bite me now
Their bites irritate my skin
I should bath far more
by u2popmofo
The trees will all die
Their lives pass without notice
I dont care at all
by u2popmofo
I enjoy haiku
I enjoy Vanilla Ice
I enjoy cheap whores
by u2popmofo
The flexible man!
Needs no one and gives nothing
He fellates himself
by The 5x5 of DorianGray
The flies swarm and eat
The poop becomes their dinner
Flies are idiots
by u2popmofo
Where are you going?
I said where are you going?!
McDonalds, huh? Yuck.
by Anonymous Poet
What's the deal with that?
Really, I dont have a clue
Tell me now Seinfeld
by u2popmofo
Once I dreamt of her
Her kisses tasted like cloth
I kissed my pillow
by u2popmofo
time for bar hopping
back-alley blowjobs await
see ya tomorrow
by sexually frustrated
i write hallmark cards:
you're that much closer to death
happy birthday mom
by sexually frustrated
Whah, whah, whah whaaaahhhh!
(Sounds like Charlie Brown's
teacher)
by sexually frustrated
zibba zabba zippy wonka,
wibba wabba wally bonka,
stonka dubie donka plonka
by sexually frustrated
the final frontier
close your eyes and meditate
do you see it now?
by sexually frustrated
i must keep in step
it is fruitless to complain
just keep on dancing
by sexually frustrated
pretty little bee
sunflower concupiscence
nature's own porno
by sexually frustrated
a busy routine
but i always take time out
for crappy haiku
by sexually frustrated
i say what i say
no matter how it comes out
so please bear with me
by sexually frustrated
mangled sentences
the sound of harsh consonants
no poet am i
by sexually frustrated (nope, much too morbid to be pretty)
buddha gets grounded
no nirvana for a week
unless you behave
by sexually frustrated (the real ubermensche, a student's still in his jewish "resentiment" phase)
this is not a phase
for a cynic like myself
there's nowhere to go
by sexually frustrated
I screwed my mother
But my father complained, he
Told me he had Aids
by Sexually Frustrated of You offered, I attempted, Unternarr mit Senf
daddy got layed off
it's a fact of modern life
you're expendable
by sexually frustrated
i'm still not convinced
that pain is an illusion
for it's all too real
by sexually frustrated (if you use my screen name at least mak it fun jackass)
the music of tool
a sonic revelation
glorious mind-fuck
by sexually frustrated (spiral out)
I'm off to DC
gnome and me to see Dubba,
gotz 'splainin' to do
by onjaysun (tax cuts go to who?)
Ich brauche Asda
Zu meine billige Essen
Kaufen mit mein Geld
by A Student of I know that wasn't a proper haiku but hey, I'm drunk and I spell better than when sober, Narren
Six pints in two hours
Makes your Sri Lankan friends think
That you may be drunk
by A Student of But they are fools, anyway
Aber Deutsch ist gut
Die Frau ist nicht so gut und
Ich bin am besten
by A Student of Despite the fact that I was rubbish at the start of the year I rule now
Being a student
I have just consumed a vast
Amount of beer, fool
by A Student of No more coursework for me, but hey, I didn't do all that the bastards (lecturers) set, anyway
If you want to know
what god thinks about, just ask
a politician
by William Nippress
Not cream. Scum floats to
the top. Take a look at the
world through doubtful eyes
by William Nippress
Caban yabou sabpeak thabis
by William Nippress
Haven
by William Nippress
Anca uoya eakspa ackba langsa
by William Nippress
Otway iddway uoya asay
by William Nippress
