Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

punch her in the head
during anal and she will
contract much harder
Haiku # 29623, April 26, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the walking sex manual)
what flawless technique
handles my rod like a pro
i think i'm in love
Haiku # 29622, April 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
okie noodling
bunch of bubbas with big fish
oops...watch your fingers
Haiku # 29621, April 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (with help from Pete) of El Armpito, Tx (vegas for weekend...)
the life force takes hold
preserve the species or die
a slave to my cock
Haiku # 29620, April 26, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you're offended
that's your problem and not mine
grow some thicker skin
Haiku # 29619, April 26, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
everyone hates me
do you think i come on here
to try and make friends
Haiku # 29618, April 26, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with political correctness
The puller pulls the
pulled puller who rests after
pulling the puller
Haiku # 29617, April 26, 2003 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
If stupidity
was a virtue, the whole world
qualifies at times
Haiku # 29616, April 26, 2003 9:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Full of happiness
A paper thickness away
Ruin awaits you
Haiku # 29615, April 26, 2003 8:23 am ET
by William Nippress
How green my world is
Buds bursting all around me
Part of life at last
Haiku # 29614, April 26, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
That's my que to leave,
All my homies keep it real,
Love to my cuddies.
Haiku # 29613, April 25, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by Something Rosie
my air plant just sits
i spray it with my pantene
then i watch it grow
Haiku # 29612, April 25, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
though i am leaving,
my name will live profanely,
all thanks to SF.
Haiku # 29611, April 25, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29565, 29566, Not mine
Haiku # 29610, April 25, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm waiting SF,
go ahead and use my name,
to get your jollies.
Haiku # 29609, April 25, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
you can't comprehend,
people really liking you,
so jelousy reigns.
Haiku # 29608, April 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete (for SF)
the scum of the earth,
example for twelve year olds,
SF has no life.
Haiku # 29607, April 25, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
it's good ol' SF,
the shit-speaking ass-fucker,
can't think good of him.
Haiku # 29606, April 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
HOLD FOR RETRACTION
MODERATOR. HAIKU POST 4L129
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Haiku # 29605, April 25, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of TEXT:409//OVERRIDE HTML61
Stupidity is a virtue if you happen
to be frustrated, sexually that is.
I am new here and already hate u
Haiku # 29604, April 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Shelby Shannon of Oakwood, CA
stereotypes rule
celebrate diversity
and hug a negro
Haiku # 29603, April 25, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she quifs on command
a regular beethoven
with her birth canal
Haiku # 29602, April 25, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as long as i'm on racial slurs. italians coming to ellis island wered deemed WOPS or "without papers&q
i hate portugal
but saramago is cool
a good spic writer
Haiku # 29601, April 25, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you fuck her good
she will never get enough
like a bad coke binge
Haiku # 29600, April 25, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie riding my hosie
until i up and blowsie
right in her cootchie
Haiku # 29599, April 25, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ha, ha, mine was better)
rosie the hoesie
she's the village bicycle
skank beyond all means
Haiku # 29598, April 25, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
ok so i speak
a little wetback but not
enough to converse
Haiku # 29597, April 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
me llamo sexually frustrated
como mi carne
puta bitch
Haiku # 29596, April 25, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't speak wetback
you goddamn border jumper
go eat some tacos
Haiku # 29595, April 25, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the portugese and mexicans--they're all spics to me)
Sandwichs bidon pour sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29594, April 25, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MENINOS PEQUENOS SEXUALLY
FRUSTRADOS DOS GOSTOS
Haiku # 29593, April 25, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Annabell of Portugal,LI
lo gradisce sullo scivolo (sf)!!
Haiku # 29592, April 25, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't go to college
just go to your library
it's a lot cheaper
Haiku # 29591, April 25, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
her cheeks are rosie
after a thorough spanking
like two round apples
Haiku # 29590, April 25, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie is a hoe
notice how the guys like her
can we say slut bag
Haiku # 29589, April 25, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
my undergrad days
i hover over a bong
reading Kierkegaard
Haiku # 29588, April 25, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
universities
are factories producing
mediocrity
Haiku # 29587, April 25, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you spill out thousands
for some overpriced degree
that gets you nothing
Haiku # 29586, April 25, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ticket
Haiku # 29585, April 25, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
high school is a joke
you get your ticked punched and
then go to college
Haiku # 29584, April 25, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't do jack shit,
two real classes everyday,
and I still don't go.
Haiku # 29583, April 25, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by something rosie (my tribute to senior year)
hipster convention
they eye me with suspicion
i hate indie rock
Haiku # 29582, April 25, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the girl with the small
tatoo on her rear end might
want to try lesbianism

it's been done but, perhaps
she can re-name herself isobel
and marry herself
Haiku # 29581, April 25, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
seems I need to have
the army invaide new hampshire
to deal with ap and Santa's Villiage
Haiku # 29580, April 25, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Mox
she wears low rise jeans
hairy butt crack peeking out
i am riveted
Haiku # 29579, April 25, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
there's nothing better
than lucky charms marshmellows,
I've got a whoooole box.
Haiku # 29578, April 25, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by something rosie
the small of her back
a ridiculous tattoo
like the other girl
Haiku # 29577, April 25, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with those stupid tattoos girls get on the small of their backs. Anything to make guy's look at their ass.
rain rain go away
my vacation starts in like
a week and a day
Haiku # 29576, April 25, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (it ain't the wet, it's the sticky)
like a poor refrain
flame wars come and go, and yet
no one ever learns
Haiku # 29575, April 25, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
no more guilt for me
can say i am too busy
still feel i have helped
Haiku # 29574, April 25, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
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