Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

there's nothing better
than lucky charms marshmellows,
I've got a whoooole box.
Haiku # 29578, April 25, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by something rosie
the small of her back
a ridiculous tattoo
like the other girl
Haiku # 29577, April 25, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with those stupid tattoos girls get on the small of their backs. Anything to make guy's look at their ass.
rain rain go away
my vacation starts in like
a week and a day
Haiku # 29576, April 25, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (it ain't the wet, it's the sticky)
like a poor refrain
flame wars come and go, and yet
no one ever learns
Haiku # 29575, April 25, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
no more guilt for me
can say i am too busy
still feel i have helped
Haiku # 29574, April 25, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
funko said something
about not having the stuff
glad i don't have it.
Haiku # 29573, April 25, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.
Haiku # 29572, April 25, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?
Haiku # 29571, April 25, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!
Haiku # 29570, April 25, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.
Haiku # 29569, April 25, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!
Haiku # 29568, April 25, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Bada Bing!
Haiku # 29567, April 25, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Nilliam Wippress
Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium
Haiku # 29566, April 25, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.
Haiku # 29565, April 25, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
i love you mommy
Haiku # 29564, April 25, 2003 11:09 am ET
by frankie of newtead, ia
Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch
Haiku # 29563, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war
Haiku # 29562, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by dude
My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips
Haiku # 29561, April 25, 2003 8:36 am ET
by organ master of CA
If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???
Haiku # 29560, April 25, 2003 8:35 am ET
by organ master of CA
Sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29559, April 25, 2003 8:33 am ET
by Frenchie
Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner
Haiku # 29558, April 25, 2003 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29557, April 25, 2003 7:23 am ET
by ash
Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains
Haiku # 29556, April 25, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
If you
Haiku # 29555, April 25, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you
Haiku # 29554, April 25, 2003 3:29 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you
Haiku # 29553, April 25, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site
Haiku # 29552, April 25, 2003 3:27 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand
Haiku # 29551, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression
Haiku # 29550, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding
Haiku # 29549, April 25, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?
Haiku # 29548, April 25, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!
Haiku # 29547, April 25, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
This site
Haiku # 29546, April 25, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!
Haiku # 29545, April 25, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
Haiku # 29544, April 25, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29543, April 25, 2003 2:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!
Haiku # 29542, April 25, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity
Haiku # 29541, April 25, 2003 1:23 am ET
by searle of dot dot dash dot
Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you
Haiku # 29540, April 25, 2003 1:21 am ET
by searle of thumb in bum
way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?
Haiku # 29539, April 25, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...
Haiku # 29538, April 24, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa
Haiku # 29537, April 24, 2003 11:50 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
home of the rejects.
stuck in a country hick hell.
bosqueville you suck!
Haiku # 29536, April 24, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by king of the rejects of i dont know
damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29535, April 24, 2003 9:34 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
cunt ass fuck shit dick clit tit
bitch whore crap twat pussy
Haiku # 29534, April 24, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by stan kho
I got the blues and play my guitar,
gonna smack the bitch up,
in my car
Haiku # 29533, April 24, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should
Haiku # 29532, April 24, 2003 9:26 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad
Haiku # 29531, April 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.
Haiku # 29530, April 24, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by something rosie
always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for

social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows
Haiku # 29529, April 24, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Mox
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