Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 345 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand
Haiku # 29551, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression
Haiku # 29550, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding
Haiku # 29549, April 25, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?
Haiku # 29548, April 25, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!
Haiku # 29547, April 25, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
This site
Haiku # 29546, April 25, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!
Haiku # 29545, April 25, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
Haiku # 29544, April 25, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29543, April 25, 2003 2:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!
Haiku # 29542, April 25, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity
Haiku # 29541, April 25, 2003 1:23 am ET
by searle of dot dot dash dot
Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you
Haiku # 29540, April 25, 2003 1:21 am ET
by searle of thumb in bum
way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?
Haiku # 29539, April 25, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...
Haiku # 29538, April 24, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa
Haiku # 29537, April 24, 2003 11:50 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
home of the rejects.
stuck in a country hick hell.
bosqueville you suck!
Haiku # 29536, April 24, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by king of the rejects of i dont know
damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29535, April 24, 2003 9:34 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
cunt ass fuck shit dick clit tit
bitch whore crap twat pussy
Haiku # 29534, April 24, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by stan kho
I got the blues and play my guitar,
gonna smack the bitch up,
in my car
Haiku # 29533, April 24, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should
Haiku # 29532, April 24, 2003 9:26 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad
Haiku # 29531, April 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.
Haiku # 29530, April 24, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by something rosie
always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for

social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows
Haiku # 29529, April 24, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Mox
tired of that n-word...
try shemhamforash
to your mother...
Haiku # 29528, April 24, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Mox of I'm not going to even try to be smart...
hang in there, Sex.F.
you can always contact me
at themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 29527, April 24, 2003 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
hopefully he leaves
so i can write proper like
in my submissions
Haiku # 29526, April 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the soul depleting hell that is life)
oh yes, i'm talking to you larson
and your baloney sammiches.
Haiku # 29525, April 24, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (apologize to everyone, but i most uphold my artistic integrity.)
for every forgery you make i will
bust out thirty racist rants. it's
only fair
Haiku # 29524, April 24, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated kicking it up a notch
you are not sexually frustrated
but you try pretty damn hard.
even with my racist rants, i am
more entertaining you.
Haiku # 29522, April 24, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated has no boundaries
you mess with bull you get the
horns bitch. keep forging my shit
and i'll do this everyday. believe
you me i can go for hours.
Haiku # 29521, April 24, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated wins
I am ending this right now...SF you are a dope and need help. I will no longer respond to anything
on here by you...so go on with your
grade school rants and try to
impress the other people here. You
are not richard larson either..
But, guess you had fun with your
little gay pranks while it lasted..
cya...
Haiku # 29520, April 24, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you know larson
you should economize and
make some real haiku
Haiku # 29519, April 24, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with morons using capitals all the time
richard larson and,
sexually frustrated,
are the same person.
Haiku # 29513, April 24, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's so hot outside,
but I can't turn on the air,
no gas in my car.
Haiku # 29508, April 24, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by something rosie
SF IS A RACIST, DOESNT SUPRISE
ANYONE, IGNORANCE BREEDS
VIOLENCE. SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD
LET SF VENT FOR A WHILE...GO ON
SF, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO, THEN
GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS
Haiku # 29507, April 24, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I AIN'T YO BROTHER UNLESS
YOU PURE WHITE PROTESTANT
AND HATE THE MUD PEOPLE LIKE
ME.
Haiku # 29506, April 24, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I SURE AM MOMMIES LITTLE
DEVIL HAAHAAA
HEY-HEY-HEY. DAT JUNK YARD
GANG IS CRAZY. NOW THAT'S
THE WAY NEGROES SHOULD ACT
Haiku # 29505, April 24, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Brother you don
Haiku # 29504, April 24, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
Some one leaves me an
open message but no name
Another try
Haiku # 29503, April 24, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
AKA KACKEROOT THAT'S
MY CLAN NAME. FOLLOW THE
FRIED CHICKEN AND LETS STRING
UP SOME BIG LIPS
Haiku # 29500, April 24, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL

EAGLE SCOUT AKA DUNGEON
MASTER AKA JUNIOR CLANSMEN
UP IN THE HOUSE LYNCHIN
NEGROES, MOS DEF
Haiku # 29499, April 24, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Hey-ba fat-ba Albert..
Whats-ba happening-bah?
Haiku # 29498, April 24, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hiccup,
beep,
toot,
fart
Haiku # 29497, April 24, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Jeez when did this site
Turn into a Bukowski
Wanna be site... christ!
Haiku # 29496, April 24, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by kackarott
Blah, blah, blah
yakity smakity,
blah, blah, blah
Haiku # 29495, April 24, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i feign attention
she rambles on about life
while my balls turn blue
Haiku # 29494, April 24, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with loquacious girls who turn into complete prudes at the last minute
i know she likes me
pulls her hair behind her ear
to show me her face
Haiku # 29493, April 24, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ten minutes he takes
Between his expositions
So long must we wait
Haiku # 29492, April 24, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Not Eskay of DC
i'm a narcissist
sex is only fun for me
if there's a mirror
Haiku # 29491, April 24, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (american pyscho should have won an oscar)
bureaucratic sex
i make her sign a waiver
before insertion
Haiku # 29490, April 24, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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