Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should
Haiku # 29532, April 24, 2003 9:26 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad
Haiku # 29531, April 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.
Haiku # 29530, April 24, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by something rosie
always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for

social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows
Haiku # 29529, April 24, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Mox
tired of that n-word...
try shemhamforash
to your mother...
Haiku # 29528, April 24, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Mox of I'm not going to even try to be smart...
hang in there, Sex.F.
you can always contact me
at themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 29527, April 24, 2003 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
hopefully he leaves
so i can write proper like
in my submissions
Haiku # 29526, April 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the soul depleting hell that is life)
oh yes, i'm talking to you larson
and your baloney sammiches.
Haiku # 29525, April 24, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (apologize to everyone, but i most uphold my artistic integrity.)
for every forgery you make i will
bust out thirty racist rants. it's
only fair
Haiku # 29524, April 24, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated kicking it up a notch
you are not sexually frustrated
but you try pretty damn hard.
even with my racist rants, i am
more entertaining you.
Haiku # 29522, April 24, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated has no boundaries
you mess with bull you get the
horns bitch. keep forging my shit
and i'll do this everyday. believe
you me i can go for hours.
Haiku # 29521, April 24, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated wins
I am ending this right now...SF you are a dope and need help. I will no longer respond to anything
on here by you...so go on with your
grade school rants and try to
impress the other people here. You
are not richard larson either..
But, guess you had fun with your
little gay pranks while it lasted..
cya...
Haiku # 29520, April 24, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you know larson
you should economize and
make some real haiku
Haiku # 29519, April 24, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with morons using capitals all the time
richard larson and,
sexually frustrated,
are the same person.
Haiku # 29513, April 24, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's so hot outside,
but I can't turn on the air,
no gas in my car.
Haiku # 29508, April 24, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by something rosie
SF IS A RACIST, DOESNT SUPRISE
ANYONE, IGNORANCE BREEDS
VIOLENCE. SEEMS LIKE WE SHOULD
LET SF VENT FOR A WHILE...GO ON
SF, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO, THEN
GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS
Haiku # 29507, April 24, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I AIN'T YO BROTHER UNLESS
YOU PURE WHITE PROTESTANT
AND HATE THE MUD PEOPLE LIKE
ME.
Haiku # 29506, April 24, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I SURE AM MOMMIES LITTLE
DEVIL HAAHAAA
HEY-HEY-HEY. DAT JUNK YARD
GANG IS CRAZY. NOW THAT'S
THE WAY NEGROES SHOULD ACT
Haiku # 29505, April 24, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Brother you don
Haiku # 29504, April 24, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by William Nippress
Some one leaves me an
open message but no name
Another try
Haiku # 29503, April 24, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
AKA KACKEROOT THAT'S
MY CLAN NAME. FOLLOW THE
FRIED CHICKEN AND LETS STRING
UP SOME BIG LIPS
Haiku # 29500, April 24, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL

EAGLE SCOUT AKA DUNGEON
MASTER AKA JUNIOR CLANSMEN
UP IN THE HOUSE LYNCHIN
NEGROES, MOS DEF
Haiku # 29499, April 24, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Hey-ba fat-ba Albert..
Whats-ba happening-bah?
Haiku # 29498, April 24, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hiccup,
beep,
toot,
fart
Haiku # 29497, April 24, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Jeez when did this site
Turn into a Bukowski
Wanna be site... christ!
Haiku # 29496, April 24, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by kackarott
Blah, blah, blah
yakity smakity,
blah, blah, blah
Haiku # 29495, April 24, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i feign attention
she rambles on about life
while my balls turn blue
Haiku # 29494, April 24, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with loquacious girls who turn into complete prudes at the last minute
i know she likes me
pulls her hair behind her ear
to show me her face
Haiku # 29493, April 24, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ten minutes he takes
Between his expositions
So long must we wait
Haiku # 29492, April 24, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by Not Eskay of DC
i'm a narcissist
sex is only fun for me
if there's a mirror
Haiku # 29491, April 24, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (american pyscho should have won an oscar)
bureaucratic sex
i make her sign a waiver
before insertion
Haiku # 29490, April 24, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mired in quick sand
we live life at break-neck speed
sink that much faster
Haiku # 29489, April 24, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (god i love metaphors, even when they're pretensious and unwieldy.)
Me, the ass bandit
All little boys run away
Me the ass, bandit
Haiku # 29488, April 24, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by Not Eskay of DC
i am freud's wet dream
a scatological mess
unrepressed indeed
Haiku # 29487, April 24, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (why call me names, when haikus work that much better?)
my bowel movements
like a smooth assembly line
but more productive
Haiku # 29486, April 24, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (yes, i am a dick head, you're very observant.)
got my first obscene
return call today, sorry
ladies, I'm now gay
Haiku # 29485, April 24, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by onjaysun (what will I tell the 'rents?)
William Nippress sucks
he is racist and foolish
we are all humans!!!!!!
Haiku # 29484, April 24, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by vix of groovy heuvy
Hi William Nippress!! SF has been
making everyone here look bad, so
think we should contact the web
administrator...let me know
Haiku # 29483, April 24, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sf just gave himself up
what a homo
Haiku # 29482, April 24, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sf is a dickhead
Haiku # 29481, April 24, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The problem of grass
is that it keeps on growing.
Support lawnmowers
Haiku # 29480, April 24, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
A constant is not
ever a constant if it
Haiku # 29479, April 24, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Separators of
Elements, molecular
diverse vibrations
Haiku # 29478, April 24, 2003 3:01 am ET
by William Nippress
The small humble cup
To keep what
Haiku # 29477, April 24, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Those wishing to fly
The mind understands problem
Must first grow some wings
Haiku # 29476, April 24, 2003 2:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Whizzing by death in
the fast lane he sees life but
outside life
Haiku # 29475, April 24, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
I try to let go,
but fail miserably
please don't let this end.
Haiku # 29474, April 24, 2003 1:51 am ET
by something rosie
I will always be
a slave to the schedule
that I'm forced to keep.
Haiku # 29473, April 24, 2003 1:45 am ET
by something rosie
for all my homies,
my cuddies keepin it real,
Shake them hatas off
Haiku # 29472, April 23, 2003 11:05 pm ET
by something rosie
what's rosie's power?
she is not fucking stupid,
like one little shit.
Haiku # 29471, April 23, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of not naming names
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