Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77436 Haiku later...

what's rosie's power?
she is not fucking stupid,
like one little shit.
Haiku # 29471, April 23, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Cornea Pete of not naming names
have been on google
can't find what i'm looking for
that pisses me off.
Haiku # 29470, April 23, 2003 8:36 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
haven't been around
but where the hell are you frank?
driving in your car???
Haiku # 29469, April 23, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
hey there is no need
to be hating on rosie
rob and pete agree
Haiku # 29468, April 23, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
looks like you have fans
rosie what is your power?
cause i'm not real sure.
Haiku # 29467, April 23, 2003 8:10 pm ET
by something posie of never never land
i'm pretty stoked
this weekend is gonna rock
party with my friends.
Haiku # 29466, April 23, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
AIN'T I CUTE HAAHAAAA
Haiku # 29465, April 23, 2003 7:43 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DADDY SAYS I'VE ALL THE
MAKINGS OF A GRAND WIZARD.
BUT I NEED TO LYNCH MY FIRST
NEGRO BEFORE I MAKE IT IN THE
BIG TIME.HAAAHAAA
Haiku # 29464, April 23, 2003 6:23 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
BLACK PEOPLE LOOK LIKE DUNG.
CAN'T GOD WIPE HIS ASS
PROPERLY AND WIPE THESE
DINGLEBERRIES FROM THE EARTH?
Haiku # 29462, April 23, 2003 6:17 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
YOU SEE THE ART OF FORGERY
IS TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR
VICTIM SOUND MORE INTERESTING
THAN HE ACTUALLY IS. THEREBY
THE REAL HAIKU WILL NEVER LIVE
UP TO THE FAKE ONES. I POOP
ON YOU.HAAAAHAAAA
Haiku # 29459, April 23, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
HAHAAAA, I MADE IT SO HE
CAN'T EVEN USE HIS REAL NAME
ANYMORE WITHOUT SOUNDING
LIKE A FOOL. NOW THIS IS HOW
YOU FORGE YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.
Haiku # 29458, April 23, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
YES, HE IS GAWD. I MAKE LOVE TO HIM IN MY DREAMS WHEN I'M
DONE PLEASURING MY STEPDADDY
Haiku # 29457, April 23, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DID I MENTION MY LORD OF THE
RINGS LUNCH PALE? FOR REAL
THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE WORTH
MILLIONS SOME DAY. DUNGEON
MASTER REPRESENTIN
Haiku # 29456, April 23, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DAMN I FORGE HAIKUS JUST
ABOUT AS WELL AS PLAYING
CABARET IN FRONT OF MY
DADDY'S FRIENDS.
Haiku # 29455, April 23, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
BOY SCOUT IN DA HOUSE, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WAS RID A ME
BUT I'M BACK EATIN SMORES AND
SPORTIN MERIT BADGES, WORD.
Haiku # 29454, April 23, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
crabs and lobsters
staring in my bedroom window
haunting my sleep
pooping in william nippresses
house, sexually frustrated looks
on, wondering what is up...
Haiku # 29453, April 23, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by William Frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWD!
Haiku # 29452, April 23, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWWWWD!

Haiku # 29451, April 23, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
three quarters of life
wasted on sleep and hygiene
we live off the scraps
Haiku # 29450, April 23, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Not in my stomach
My menscycle has crashed
All its wheels fell off
Haiku # 29449, April 23, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we clip our toe nails
bathe with regularity
to hold back the beast
Haiku # 29448, April 23, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
too bad I can't spell,
but on a day like today,
it is expected.
Haiku # 29447, April 23, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by something rosie (I swear I can spell stomach)
knot in my stomache,
damn women's menstral cycle,
gets the best of me.
Haiku # 29446, April 23, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by something rosie
Drawing attention
Demanding thumb goes straight up
Cars whiz by my spot
Haiku # 29445, April 23, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Clouds over my head,
so gloomy here in Waco,
wait, no...it's just me.
Haiku # 29444, April 23, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by something rosie
you lack concreteness
dancing in your abstraction
trod the earth my friend
Haiku # 29443, April 23, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (good writing always moves from the particular to the universal and not the other way around.)
read thousands of books
nobody has the answers
but me and my bong
Haiku # 29442, April 23, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Words to make colours
Lines to make up a portrait
Haiku the story
Haiku # 29441, April 23, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
a balmy spring day
the bums feel no need to beg
get drunk off the air
Haiku # 29440, April 23, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
With lifetimes study
Must ask if lessons I
Haiku # 29439, April 23, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
life is good
life is life
life has no meaning
Haiku # 29438, April 23, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by megan
i mute the tv
create my own dialogue
it's a lot more fun
Haiku # 29437, April 23, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no more war coverage
so i guess i'll watch some Friends
and beat my children
Haiku # 29436, April 23, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nipples, everywhere
make me happy all day long
I must get some sleep
Haiku # 29435, April 23, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by E of Portland, Oregon
reality shows
the networks are banking on
your stupidity
Haiku # 29434, April 23, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cletus joined a gang
got tattoo saying "Farm Life"
on his abdomen
Haiku # 29433, April 23, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated redneck gangsters
the nation needs me
my fat keister is what drives
the economy
Haiku # 29432, April 23, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (we need those fat people to support the capitalist military machine)
i am so wasteful
buying more than i require
capitalism
Haiku # 29431, April 23, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with Blockhead as Prez,
Gumby and Pokey must fear
Davey|Goliath
Haiku # 29430, April 23, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (Bert and Ernie don't even have a chance)
i'll attend law school
pass the bar and join the ranks
of the living dead
Haiku # 29429, April 23, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i know you've all missed me)
please come down from the
philosophical ether
get your hands dirty
Haiku # 29428, April 23, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (not a forgery) juvenile and sad as it seems, i'm better at being richard larson than he is.
Pete I must agree
something rosie is the queen
of all things Haiku
Haiku # 29427, April 23, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Bowels Full
Sitting at the Desk
Time to Move
Haiku # 29426, April 23, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Kelvin Gordon of Los Angeles
you can't touch rosie,
in attributes seen as good,
she is more than most.
Haiku # 29425, April 23, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29419, 29420, not mine
Haiku # 29424, April 23, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm here to keep peace,
hold on! they're shooting at me!
i'm target practice.
Haiku # 29423, April 23, 2003 11:38 am ET
by Cornea Pete
look at the old man,
as he walks in baby steps.
not gonna be old.
Haiku # 29422, April 23, 2003 11:31 am ET
by Cornea Pete
nameless stops and turns,
and he stands there staring back;
he regrets nothing.
Haiku # 29421, April 23, 2003 11:28 am ET
by Cornea Pete
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
Haiku # 29420, April 23, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
Haiku # 29419, April 23, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
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