the nation needs me
my fat keister is what drives
the economy

i am so wasteful
buying more than i require
capitalism

with Blockhead as Prez,
Gumby and Pokey must fear
Davey|Goliath

i'll attend law school
pass the bar and join the ranks
of the living dead

please come down from the
philosophical ether
get your hands dirty

Pete I must agree
something rosie is the queen
of all things Haiku

Bowels Full
Sitting at the Desk
Time to Move

you can't touch rosie,
in attributes seen as good,
she is more than most.

29419, 29420, not mine

i'm here to keep peace,
hold on! they're shooting at me!
i'm target practice.

look at the old man,
as he walks in baby steps.
not gonna be old.

nameless stops and turns,
and he stands there staring back;
he regrets nothing.

WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!

WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!

I really dig sandwiches which
consist of baloney...that is all I
ever talk about...hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!

I really dig old people who take
their dogs and put sweaters on
them...speshully the little poodles
and stuff....

I really dig George Michael and
Wham!

William Nippress And The
Lava Lites, "Live in Concert, Cobo
Hall, July 15, 2003"

Dallas Cowboys and
Houston Rockets and the Mavs
Texas Rangers too

"There Should Be Limitations on
Freedom"

go to france,
see the ones who dont support,
they have no dead soldiers

Hahaaaaaahhaaaaa!!!!

A Literary
agent asked me if he could
use my work for book
.
Book is called urban
Haiku, about Internet
obscenity freaks
.
I said no, I

Welcome back to Ash
You wait forever then five
come along at once
(An old english bus joke)

Yes Waco is home
I love it to tell the truth
Don't believe the News

April twenty-six
Congrats to the graduates
Party huntsvegas.

the mullet man says
smith and weston insure me
lone star gives courage

seeking quantity ?
you have come to the right place
seeking quality ?

just gotta do it
gotta do it right away
and write away and........

if i type quickly
i can fill up a whole screen
but don't call it art

this isn't haiku
outpourings of e-motions
a huge pile of shit

after bad haiku
comes even badder haiku
and then worse haiku

unnecessary
so much of this recent shit
bring back some talent

I smoke some weed....
Start looking at lezbo porn, on the
video and on the internet..oh yeah.
then I grab a pair of sheer to waist
pantyhose...the cheap kind...still
looking at hot pussy licking...
smoking dope...place my cock in
the pantyhose..ahhh...feels good
massaging my cock with the nylons
as I smoke more dope and enjoy
the hot lesbians..rock hard...ahh
blood is boiling..ahhhh...rubbing
pantyhose on my cock harder..
friction..back and forth, using the
other pantyhose leg wrapped
around my cock...can feel the urge
going to come hard...ahhh..smoking, rubbing,
friction..ahhhhh..come so hard..
seconds between the orgasmic
come shots..ahhh....intense sex
pantyhose sex...ahhhhhhhh..feels
so good....
e

"Im cummmminnngggg!!"
THANKS BOB!

I am the fire god....take a lighter
and roll over on my back...light
the fart and, KABLOOEY! BLUE
FLAMES FROM MY BUTT!!

Balzac is my god
worship his penis
and his balls and dick and the shit
on his nose

i got shit on my balls
how ???
from fucking myself in the ass

Corruptions not to
do with bad words. Accepting
lies without question

Stop being an if
only person and start to
be. I am. Life

Your born, you die with
Nothing in-between. Are you
really so stupid

Is your life to be?
Just waking, sleeping TV
Is that all you want?

Why condemn yourself
Why accept conformity
You

Dismal lives, such minds
draw pity and contempt in
true equal measure

Read no more bland rants
Hermetical streaming words
Seek visionaries

Throw off uninspired
Clammy thoughts of dull visitude
Find the lightning end

Ferryboat of thoughts
Purring gently passionate
Tempting out the words

Humbly I pass light
Is my touch uncovering
Madness in them all

Somersaulting words
Illusion plays its part well
Wither comes story

Creatives captured
By their own straight jacket thoughts
Unhelpable fools