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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
I really dig sandwiches which
consist of baloney...that is all I
ever talk about...hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!
Haiku # 29418 April 23, 2003 11:18 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I really dig old people who take
their dogs and put sweaters on
them...speshully the little poodles
and stuff....
Haiku # 29417 April 23, 2003 11:16 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I really dig George Michael and
Wham!
Haiku # 29416 April 23, 2003 11:14 am ET
by sexually frustrated
William Nippress And The
Lava Lites, "Live in Concert, Cobo
Hall, July 15, 2003"
Haiku # 29415 April 23, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Guido Sabachi of Holland
Dallas Cowboys and
Houston Rockets and the Mavs
Texas Rangers too
Haiku # 29414 April 23, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
"There Should Be Limitations on
Freedom"
Haiku # 29413 April 23, 2003 11:08 am ET
by George W. Bush
go to france,
see the ones who dont support,
they have no dead soldiers
Haiku # 29412 April 23, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Akbar of Shabba Doobie
Hahaaaaaahhaaaaa!!!!
Haiku # 29411 April 23, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A Literary
agent asked me if he could
use my work for book
.
Book is called urban
Haiku, about Internet
obscenity freaks
.
I said no, I
Haiku # 29410 April 23, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome back to Ash
You wait forever then five
come along at once
(An old english bus joke)
Haiku # 29409 April 23, 2003 10:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Yes Waco is home
I love it to tell the truth
Don't believe the News
Haiku # 29408 April 23, 2003 10:43 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
April twenty-six
Congrats to the graduates
Party huntsvegas.
Haiku # 29407 April 23, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Funko of vegas
the mullet man says
smith and weston insure me
lone star gives courage
Haiku # 29406 April 23, 2003 10:29 am ET
by Funko of vegas
seeking quantity ?
you have come to the right place
seeking quality ?
Haiku # 29405 April 23, 2003 10:17 am ET
by (you'll need to scroll aloong way) ash
just gotta do it
gotta do it right away
and write away and........
Haiku # 29404 April 23, 2003 10:13 am ET
by ash
if i type quickly
i can fill up a whole screen
but don't call it art
Haiku # 29403 April 23, 2003 10:06 am ET
by ash
this isn't haiku
outpourings of e-motions
a huge pile of shit
Haiku # 29402 April 23, 2003 10:05 am ET
by ash
after bad haiku
comes even badder haiku
and then worse haiku
Haiku # 29401 April 23, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
unnecessary
so much of this recent shit
bring back some talent
Haiku # 29400 April 23, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
I smoke some weed....
Start looking at lezbo porn, on the
video and on the internet..oh yeah.
then I grab a pair of sheer to waist
pantyhose...the cheap kind...still
looking at hot pussy licking...
smoking dope...place my cock in
the pantyhose..ahhh...feels good
massaging my cock with the nylons
as I smoke more dope and enjoy
the hot lesbians..rock hard...ahh
blood is boiling..ahhhh...rubbing
pantyhose on my cock harder..
friction..back and forth, using the
other pantyhose leg wrapped
around my cock...can feel the urge
going to come hard...ahhh..smoking, rubbing,
friction..ahhhhh..come so hard..
seconds between the orgasmic
come shots..ahhh....intense sex
pantyhose sex...ahhhhhhhh..feels
so good....
e
Haiku # 29399 April 23, 2003 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Im cummmminnngggg!!"
THANKS BOB!
Haiku # 29398 April 23, 2003 8:12 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am the fire god....take a lighter
and roll over on my back...light
the fart and, KABLOOEY! BLUE
FLAMES FROM MY BUTT!!
Haiku # 29397 April 23, 2003 8:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Balzac is my god
worship his penis
and his balls and dick and the shit
on his nose
Haiku # 29396 April 23, 2003 8:09 am ET
by sexually frustrated
i got shit on my balls
how ???
from fucking myself in the ass
Haiku # 29395 April 23, 2003 8:07 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Corruptions not to
do with bad words. Accepting
lies without question
Haiku # 29394 April 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Stop being an if
only person and start to
be. I am. Life
Haiku # 29393 April 23, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Your born, you die with
Nothing in-between. Are you
really so stupid
Haiku # 29392 April 23, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Is your life to be?
Just waking, sleeping TV
Is that all you want?
Haiku # 29391 April 23, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Why condemn yourself
Why accept conformity
You
Haiku # 29390 April 23, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Dismal lives, such minds
draw pity and contempt in
true equal measure
Haiku # 29389 April 23, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Read no more bland rants
Hermetical streaming words
Seek visionaries
Haiku # 29388 April 23, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Throw off uninspired
Clammy thoughts of dull visitude
Find the lightning end
Haiku # 29387 April 23, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Ferryboat of thoughts
Purring gently passionate
Tempting out the words
Haiku # 29386 April 23, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Humbly I pass light
Is my touch uncovering
Madness in them all
Haiku # 29385 April 23, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Somersaulting words
Illusion plays its part well
Wither comes story
Haiku # 29384 April 23, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Creatives captured
By their own straight jacket thoughts
Unhelpable fools
Haiku # 29383 April 23, 2003 2:49 am ET
by William Nippress
If you want to state
the truth, throw out your words, throw
out your silence, and tell.
Haiku # 29382 April 23, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
The ultimate truth.
Last and first, they are the same
Understand the first
Haiku # 29381 April 23, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
If useless things do
not hang in your mind, Any
time is a good time
Haiku # 29380 April 23, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
29294, 29295, 29296 not mine
Haiku # 29379 April 23, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
pus inside my arm
ouch! cannot leave it alone
gotta quit the drugs
Haiku # 29378 April 23, 2003 1:58 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
eleven o'clock
and my johnson is still dry
guess I'll wake her up
Haiku # 29377 April 23, 2003 1:56 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
red blood from rectum
gushing all over the place
damn that thing is sharp
Haiku # 29376 April 23, 2003 1:55 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
I don't mind her kinks
but I guess I just wish she'd
trim her thumb nail first
Haiku # 29375 April 23, 2003 1:53 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
my bladder is full
it burns to pee every time
damn that good sex hurts
Haiku # 29374 April 23, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
just another beer
in a long series of beers
my poor ol' liver
Haiku # 29373 April 23, 2003 1:49 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
Robbie of Waco,
Who are you mystery man?
in waco? really?
Haiku # 29372 April 23, 2003 1:26 am ET
by something rosie
Teabag me with your balls...I love
the gayest sex, I am a homo and
proud to say it....fuck me up the
ass...let me toss the salad...
yummy prison life
Haiku # 29371 April 23, 2003 12:09 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Stinky pussy, smells like dirty feet
and swiss cheese....yummy...makes
me wanna jack off in pantyhose...
Haiku # 29370 April 23, 2003 12:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
to my cuddie pete,
I could never ask for more,
coolest bro around.
Haiku # 29369 April 23, 2003 12:07 am ET
by something rosie