Humbly I pass light
Is my touch uncovering
Madness in them all
by William Nippress
Somersaulting words
Illusion plays its part well
Wither comes story
by William Nippress
Creatives captured
By their own straight jacket thoughts
Unhelpable fools
by William Nippress
If you want to state
the truth, throw out your words, throw
out your silence, and tell.
by William Nippress
The ultimate truth.
Last and first, they are the same
Understand the first
by William Nippress
If useless things do
not hang in your mind, Any
time is a good time
by William Nippress
29294, 29295, 29296 not mine
by William Nippress
pus inside my arm
ouch! cannot leave it alone
gotta quit the drugs
by Emma R. Hoid
eleven o'clock
and my johnson is still dry
guess I'll wake her up
by Glandy Thunderbundle
red blood from rectum
gushing all over the place
damn that thing is sharp
by Emma R. Hoid
I don't mind her kinks
but I guess I just wish she'd
trim her thumb nail first
by Glandy Thunderbundle
my bladder is full
it burns to pee every time
damn that good sex hurts
by Emma R. Hoid
just another beer
in a long series of beers
my poor ol' liver
by Glandy Thunderbundle
Robbie of Waco,
Who are you mystery man?
in waco? really?
by something rosie
Teabag me with your balls...I love
the gayest sex, I am a homo and
proud to say it....fuck me up the
ass...let me toss the salad...
yummy prison life
by sexually frustrated
Stinky pussy, smells like dirty feet
and swiss cheese....yummy...makes
me wanna jack off in pantyhose...
by sexually frustrated
to my cuddie pete,
I could never ask for more,
coolest bro around.
by something rosie
Richard Larson, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN
CUNT HOLE YOU WHORE ASS
DICK SUCK FUCK FACE CUNT
LIP CLIT STINK!
by Anonymous Poet
Sexually frustrated is a cunt ass
fuck face nut sucking cum guzzler.
Goes down on his daddy every
night and his lil brotha in da day..
what a cock smoking smegma
eater....hahahahahahahahahaha
by Anonymous Poet
Bad Haiku is fun
always seems to be some fool
who has to ruin it
by some internet chick (is back)
oh sweet special k,
why are you so expensive?
bland? yes...I love it.
by something rosie
a trip to the mall,
bought absolutely nothing,
just a waste of gas
by something rosie
over the ocean
pearls are strung around the moon
they're pointing to you
by something rosie "Great Hem lyrics"
Oh shut the fuck up.
Get off your fucking high horse.
Haiku is for fun.
by Bubba Zephyr
My cock in her mouth;
my finger up her asshole;
Launch the Jizz Rocket!
by Bubba Zephyr
Is it wrong of me
to want the wife to wear that
cheerleaders outfit?
by Bubba Zephyr
ALL CAPITALS NOW
ALL CAPITALS FOREVER
MAKES SENSELESS HAIKU
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Eagle Scouts cussing
I have never heard of such
Must be just a joke
by Robbie of Waco, TX
and the winner is sf by unanimous
decision.
by Anonymous Poet
checked my horoscope,
then I thought alot about things,
just another night
by something rosie
ON POKER NIGHTS DADDY HAS
HIS FRIENDS OVER AND I'M
FORCED TO PERFORM CABARET
IN DRAG. THEY DON'T PLAY MUCH
POKER
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
MOM AND DAD ARE BORED WITH
THEIR SEX LIVES. SO THEY THREW
ME IN THE MIX. WE FOUNDED THE
FAMILY MENAGE, REAL TREND
SETTERS WE ARE
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I LOVE PLAYIN CATCH WITH DAD.
"OH YEAH, HEAR I COME SON,
HERE COMES THE PITCH, AAAAHAH
AAAAAAH YEAAAAAAH! COME ON
SON, REAL BALL PLAYERS DON'T
NEED MOUTH WASH."
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
MOM SAYS NO TV ON SCHOOL
NIGHTS, BUT I SAY BITCH "WHY YOU PLAYA HATIN! FIX ME SOME
SMORES, WENCH, WITH EXTRA
MARSHMELLOWS JUST HOW I
LIKE EM."
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I'LL PROBABLY GO STAG TO PROM,
BUT MAYBE AT THE AFTER PARTY
I CAN WATCH OTHER COUPLES
MAKE OUT.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
ME AND DADDY ARE READING THE
BIBLE AND WE COME ACROSS
THIS PASSAGE ON SODOMY. HE
LOOKS AT ME SAYS, "BUT THE
BIBLE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
BONDAGE DURING HORSEPLAY."
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
GRANDMA GAVE ME FIFTY BUCKS
FOR BECOMING AN EAGLE SCOUT.
BIG DEAL, YOU SAY? DO YOU
KNOW HOW MANY POKEMON CARDS
THAT'LL BUY ME?
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I GOT A NEW LORD OF THE RINGS
LUNCH PALE FOR CHRISTMAS.
YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, BUT THIS
THING'S A COLLECTOR'S ITEM
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
MOTHER STILL BATHES AND I
CAN'T SAY I DON'T LIKE IT
HAAAHAAA SHE FEEDS ME
BALONEY SANDWICHES IN THE
BATH TUB
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
NO GAYS ALLOWED IN BOY SCOUTS
BUT I SLIPPED BY HAAAAHAAAA
THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I PLAY RODEO WITH MY FATHER
IT'S GREAT FUN. HE LASSOES ME
AND RIDES ME BAREBACK, BUT
NEVER IN FRONT OF SOCIAL
WORKERS
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
SOMEHOW THE GIRLS AREN'T
IMPRESSED BY MY X-MEN ACTION
FIGURES HAHAAAAA
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
SOMETIMES DADDY LETS ME DRIVE
THE CAR ON THE DRIVE WAY ON
WEEKENDS WITH BALONEY
SAMMICHES
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I'M NOT AS CREATIVE AS SF
BUT I TRY MY HARDEST HAAAAA
HAAAAHAAAAA
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I THUMB MY NOSE AT ARSON
LARSON HAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
HAAAAAA
by sexually frustrated
I'm not a sailor,
I'm not strong out of my shoes,
Dragging like anchors.
by something rosie
HAHAHAHAHHAHA HE'LL NEVER WIN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA THE
FORCE OF BALONEY SAMMICHES
TOO STRONG
by Anonymous Poet
I AM INVINCIBLE HAHAHAAH
BALONEY SAMMICHES WILL BE
VICTORIOUS OVER IMPOTENCE
by sexually frustrated
I AM A SUCCESS!! HAVE T
THOROUGHLY MADE HIM ANGRY..
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAA
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME..HAH
HAAAAAAAAAA
by sexually frustrated
Rain drops falling down
seem to be meant just for me
I can see no end
by Robbie of Waco, TX
