Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

just gotta do it
gotta do it right away
and write away and........
Haiku # 29404, April 23, 2003 10:13 am ET
by ash
if i type quickly
i can fill up a whole screen
but don't call it art
Haiku # 29403, April 23, 2003 10:06 am ET
by ash
this isn't haiku
outpourings of e-motions
a huge pile of shit
Haiku # 29402, April 23, 2003 10:05 am ET
by ash
after bad haiku
comes even badder haiku
and then worse haiku
Haiku # 29401, April 23, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
unnecessary
so much of this recent shit
bring back some talent
Haiku # 29400, April 23, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
I smoke some weed....
Start looking at lezbo porn, on the
video and on the internet..oh yeah.
then I grab a pair of sheer to waist
pantyhose...the cheap kind...still
looking at hot pussy licking...
smoking dope...place my cock in
the pantyhose..ahhh...feels good
massaging my cock with the nylons
as I smoke more dope and enjoy
the hot lesbians..rock hard...ahh
blood is boiling..ahhhh...rubbing
pantyhose on my cock harder..
friction..back and forth, using the
other pantyhose leg wrapped
around my cock...can feel the urge
going to come hard...ahhh..smoking, rubbing,
friction..ahhhhh..come so hard..
seconds between the orgasmic
come shots..ahhh....intense sex
pantyhose sex...ahhhhhhhh..feels
so good....
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Haiku # 29399, April 23, 2003 8:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Im cummmminnngggg!!"
THANKS BOB!
Haiku # 29398, April 23, 2003 8:12 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am the fire god....take a lighter
and roll over on my back...light
the fart and, KABLOOEY! BLUE
FLAMES FROM MY BUTT!!
Haiku # 29397, April 23, 2003 8:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Balzac is my god
worship his penis
and his balls and dick and the shit
on his nose
Haiku # 29396, April 23, 2003 8:09 am ET
by sexually frustrated
i got shit on my balls
how ???
from fucking myself in the ass
Haiku # 29395, April 23, 2003 8:07 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Corruptions not to
do with bad words. Accepting
lies without question
Haiku # 29394, April 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Stop being an if
only person and start to
be. I am. Life
Haiku # 29393, April 23, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Your born, you die with
Nothing in-between. Are you
really so stupid
Haiku # 29392, April 23, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Is your life to be?
Just waking, sleeping TV
Is that all you want?
Haiku # 29391, April 23, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Why condemn yourself
Why accept conformity
You
Haiku # 29390, April 23, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Dismal lives, such minds
draw pity and contempt in
true equal measure
Haiku # 29389, April 23, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Read no more bland rants
Hermetical streaming words
Seek visionaries
Haiku # 29388, April 23, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Throw off uninspired
Clammy thoughts of dull visitude
Find the lightning end
Haiku # 29387, April 23, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Ferryboat of thoughts
Purring gently passionate
Tempting out the words
Haiku # 29386, April 23, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Humbly I pass light
Is my touch uncovering
Madness in them all
Haiku # 29385, April 23, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Somersaulting words
Illusion plays its part well
Wither comes story
Haiku # 29384, April 23, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Creatives captured
By their own straight jacket thoughts
Unhelpable fools
Haiku # 29383, April 23, 2003 2:49 am ET
by William Nippress
If you want to state
the truth, throw out your words, throw
out your silence, and tell.
Haiku # 29382, April 23, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
The ultimate truth.
Last and first, they are the same
Understand the first
Haiku # 29381, April 23, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
If useless things do
not hang in your mind, Any
time is a good time
Haiku # 29380, April 23, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
29294, 29295, 29296 not mine
Haiku # 29379, April 23, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
pus inside my arm
ouch! cannot leave it alone
gotta quit the drugs
Haiku # 29378, April 23, 2003 1:58 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
eleven o'clock
and my johnson is still dry
guess I'll wake her up
Haiku # 29377, April 23, 2003 1:56 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
red blood from rectum
gushing all over the place
damn that thing is sharp
Haiku # 29376, April 23, 2003 1:55 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
I don't mind her kinks
but I guess I just wish she'd
trim her thumb nail first
Haiku # 29375, April 23, 2003 1:53 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
my bladder is full
it burns to pee every time
damn that good sex hurts
Haiku # 29374, April 23, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Emma R. Hoid
just another beer
in a long series of beers
my poor ol' liver
Haiku # 29373, April 23, 2003 1:49 am ET
by Glandy Thunderbundle
Robbie of Waco,
Who are you mystery man?
in waco? really?
Haiku # 29372, April 23, 2003 1:26 am ET
by something rosie
Teabag me with your balls...I love
the gayest sex, I am a homo and
proud to say it....fuck me up the
ass...let me toss the salad...
yummy prison life
Haiku # 29371, April 23, 2003 12:09 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Stinky pussy, smells like dirty feet
and swiss cheese....yummy...makes
me wanna jack off in pantyhose...
Haiku # 29370, April 23, 2003 12:08 am ET
by sexually frustrated
to my cuddie pete,
I could never ask for more,
coolest bro around.
Haiku # 29369, April 23, 2003 12:07 am ET
by something rosie
Richard Larson, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN
CUNT HOLE YOU WHORE ASS
DICK SUCK FUCK FACE CUNT
LIP CLIT STINK!
Haiku # 29368, April 23, 2003 12:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sexually frustrated is a cunt ass
fuck face nut sucking cum guzzler.
Goes down on his daddy every
night and his lil brotha in da day..
what a cock smoking smegma
eater....hahahahahahahahahaha
Haiku # 29367, April 23, 2003 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad Haiku is fun
always seems to be some fool
who has to ruin it
Haiku # 29366, April 22, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by some internet chick (is back)
oh sweet special k,
why are you so expensive?
bland? yes...I love it.
Haiku # 29365, April 22, 2003 11:46 pm ET
by something rosie
a trip to the mall,
bought absolutely nothing,
just a waste of gas
Haiku # 29364, April 22, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by something rosie
over the ocean
pearls are strung around the moon
they're pointing to you
Haiku # 29363, April 22, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by something rosie "Great Hem lyrics"
Oh shut the fuck up.
Get off your fucking high horse.
Haiku is for fun.
Haiku # 29362, April 22, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
My cock in her mouth;
my finger up her asshole;
Launch the Jizz Rocket!
Haiku # 29361, April 22, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Is it wrong of me
to want the wife to wear that
cheerleaders outfit?
Haiku # 29360, April 22, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
ALL CAPITALS NOW
ALL CAPITALS FOREVER
MAKES SENSELESS HAIKU
Haiku # 29359, April 22, 2003 8:36 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Eagle Scouts cussing
I have never heard of such
Must be just a joke
Haiku # 29358, April 22, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
and the winner is sf by unanimous
decision.
Haiku # 29357, April 22, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
checked my horoscope,
then I thought alot about things,
just another night
Haiku # 29356, April 22, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by something rosie
ON POKER NIGHTS DADDY HAS
HIS FRIENDS OVER AND I'M
FORCED TO PERFORM CABARET
IN DRAG. THEY DON'T PLAY MUCH
POKER
Haiku # 29355, April 22, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
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