I smoke some weed....
Start looking at lezbo porn, on the
video and on the internet..oh yeah.
then I grab a pair of sheer to waist
pantyhose...the cheap kind...still
looking at hot pussy licking...
smoking dope...place my cock in
the pantyhose..ahhh...feels good
massaging my cock with the nylons
as I smoke more dope and enjoy
the hot lesbians..rock hard...ahh
blood is boiling..ahhhh...rubbing
pantyhose on my cock harder..
friction..back and forth, using the
other pantyhose leg wrapped
around my cock...can feel the urge
going to come hard...ahhh..smoking, rubbing,
friction..ahhhhh..come so hard..
seconds between the orgasmic
come shots..ahhh....intense sex
pantyhose sex...ahhhhhhhh..feels
so good....
e

"Im cummmminnngggg!!"
THANKS BOB!

I am the fire god....take a lighter
and roll over on my back...light
the fart and, KABLOOEY! BLUE
FLAMES FROM MY BUTT!!

Balzac is my god
worship his penis
and his balls and dick and the shit
on his nose

i got shit on my balls
how ???
from fucking myself in the ass

Corruptions not to
do with bad words. Accepting
lies without question

Stop being an if
only person and start to
be. I am. Life

Your born, you die with
Nothing in-between. Are you
really so stupid

Is your life to be?
Just waking, sleeping TV
Is that all you want?

Why condemn yourself
Why accept conformity
You

Dismal lives, such minds
draw pity and contempt in
true equal measure

Read no more bland rants
Hermetical streaming words
Seek visionaries

Throw off uninspired
Clammy thoughts of dull visitude
Find the lightning end

Ferryboat of thoughts
Purring gently passionate
Tempting out the words

Humbly I pass light
Is my touch uncovering
Madness in them all

Somersaulting words
Illusion plays its part well
Wither comes story

Creatives captured
By their own straight jacket thoughts
Unhelpable fools

If you want to state
the truth, throw out your words, throw
out your silence, and tell.

The ultimate truth.
Last and first, they are the same
Understand the first

If useless things do
not hang in your mind, Any
time is a good time

29294, 29295, 29296 not mine

pus inside my arm
ouch! cannot leave it alone
gotta quit the drugs

eleven o'clock
and my johnson is still dry
guess I'll wake her up

red blood from rectum
gushing all over the place
damn that thing is sharp

I don't mind her kinks
but I guess I just wish she'd
trim her thumb nail first

my bladder is full
it burns to pee every time
damn that good sex hurts

just another beer
in a long series of beers
my poor ol' liver

Robbie of Waco,
Who are you mystery man?
in waco? really?

Teabag me with your balls...I love
the gayest sex, I am a homo and
proud to say it....fuck me up the
ass...let me toss the salad...
yummy prison life

Stinky pussy, smells like dirty feet
and swiss cheese....yummy...makes
me wanna jack off in pantyhose...

to my cuddie pete,
I could never ask for more,
coolest bro around.

Richard Larson, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN
CUNT HOLE YOU WHORE ASS
DICK SUCK FUCK FACE CUNT
LIP CLIT STINK!

Sexually frustrated is a cunt ass
fuck face nut sucking cum guzzler.
Goes down on his daddy every
night and his lil brotha in da day..
what a cock smoking smegma
eater....hahahahahahahahahaha

Bad Haiku is fun
always seems to be some fool
who has to ruin it

oh sweet special k,
why are you so expensive?
bland? yes...I love it.

a trip to the mall,
bought absolutely nothing,
just a waste of gas

over the ocean
pearls are strung around the moon
they're pointing to you

Oh shut the fuck up.
Get off your fucking high horse.
Haiku is for fun.

My cock in her mouth;
my finger up her asshole;
Launch the Jizz Rocket!

Is it wrong of me
to want the wife to wear that
cheerleaders outfit?

ALL CAPITALS NOW
ALL CAPITALS FOREVER
MAKES SENSELESS HAIKU

Eagle Scouts cussing
I have never heard of such
Must be just a joke

and the winner is sf by unanimous
decision.

checked my horoscope,
then I thought alot about things,
just another night

ON POKER NIGHTS DADDY HAS
HIS FRIENDS OVER AND I'M
FORCED TO PERFORM CABARET
IN DRAG. THEY DON'T PLAY MUCH
POKER

MOM AND DAD ARE BORED WITH
THEIR SEX LIVES. SO THEY THREW
ME IN THE MIX. WE FOUNDED THE
FAMILY MENAGE, REAL TREND
SETTERS WE ARE

I LOVE PLAYIN CATCH WITH DAD.
"OH YEAH, HEAR I COME SON,
HERE COMES THE PITCH, AAAAHAH
AAAAAAH YEAAAAAAH! COME ON
SON, REAL BALL PLAYERS DON'T
NEED MOUTH WASH."

MOM SAYS NO TV ON SCHOOL
NIGHTS, BUT I SAY BITCH "WHY YOU PLAYA HATIN! FIX ME SOME
SMORES, WENCH, WITH EXTRA
MARSHMELLOWS JUST HOW I
LIKE EM."

I'LL PROBABLY GO STAG TO PROM,
BUT MAYBE AT THE AFTER PARTY
I CAN WATCH OTHER COUPLES
MAKE OUT.

ME AND DADDY ARE READING THE
BIBLE AND WE COME ACROSS
THIS PASSAGE ON SODOMY. HE
LOOKS AT ME SAYS, "BUT THE
BIBLE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
BONDAGE DURING HORSEPLAY."