Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 345 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

DID I MENTION MY LORD OF THE
RINGS LUNCH PALE? FOR REAL
THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE WORTH
MILLIONS SOME DAY. DUNGEON
MASTER REPRESENTIN
Haiku # 29456, April 23, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DAMN I FORGE HAIKUS JUST
ABOUT AS WELL AS PLAYING
CABARET IN FRONT OF MY
DADDY'S FRIENDS.
Haiku # 29455, April 23, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
BOY SCOUT IN DA HOUSE, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WAS RID A ME
BUT I'M BACK EATIN SMORES AND
SPORTIN MERIT BADGES, WORD.
Haiku # 29454, April 23, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
crabs and lobsters
staring in my bedroom window
haunting my sleep
pooping in william nippresses
house, sexually frustrated looks
on, wondering what is up...
Haiku # 29453, April 23, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by William Frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWD!
Haiku # 29452, April 23, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWWWWD!

Haiku # 29451, April 23, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
three quarters of life
wasted on sleep and hygiene
we live off the scraps
Haiku # 29450, April 23, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Not in my stomach
My menscycle has crashed
All its wheels fell off
Haiku # 29449, April 23, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we clip our toe nails
bathe with regularity
to hold back the beast
Haiku # 29448, April 23, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
too bad I can't spell,
but on a day like today,
it is expected.
Haiku # 29447, April 23, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by something rosie (I swear I can spell stomach)
knot in my stomache,
damn women's menstral cycle,
gets the best of me.
Haiku # 29446, April 23, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by something rosie
Drawing attention
Demanding thumb goes straight up
Cars whiz by my spot
Haiku # 29445, April 23, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Clouds over my head,
so gloomy here in Waco,
wait, no...it's just me.
Haiku # 29444, April 23, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by something rosie
you lack concreteness
dancing in your abstraction
trod the earth my friend
Haiku # 29443, April 23, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (good writing always moves from the particular to the universal and not the other way around.)
read thousands of books
nobody has the answers
but me and my bong
Haiku # 29442, April 23, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Words to make colours
Lines to make up a portrait
Haiku the story
Haiku # 29441, April 23, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
a balmy spring day
the bums feel no need to beg
get drunk off the air
Haiku # 29440, April 23, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
With lifetimes study
Must ask if lessons I
Haiku # 29439, April 23, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
life is good
life is life
life has no meaning
Haiku # 29438, April 23, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by megan
i mute the tv
create my own dialogue
it's a lot more fun
Haiku # 29437, April 23, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no more war coverage
so i guess i'll watch some Friends
and beat my children
Haiku # 29436, April 23, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nipples, everywhere
make me happy all day long
I must get some sleep
Haiku # 29435, April 23, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by E of Portland, Oregon
reality shows
the networks are banking on
your stupidity
Haiku # 29434, April 23, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cletus joined a gang
got tattoo saying "Farm Life"
on his abdomen
Haiku # 29433, April 23, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated redneck gangsters
the nation needs me
my fat keister is what drives
the economy
Haiku # 29432, April 23, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (we need those fat people to support the capitalist military machine)
i am so wasteful
buying more than i require
capitalism
Haiku # 29431, April 23, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with Blockhead as Prez,
Gumby and Pokey must fear
Davey|Goliath
Haiku # 29430, April 23, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by onjaysun (Bert and Ernie don't even have a chance)
i'll attend law school
pass the bar and join the ranks
of the living dead
Haiku # 29429, April 23, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i know you've all missed me)
please come down from the
philosophical ether
get your hands dirty
Haiku # 29428, April 23, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (not a forgery) juvenile and sad as it seems, i'm better at being richard larson than he is.
Pete I must agree
something rosie is the queen
of all things Haiku
Haiku # 29427, April 23, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Bowels Full
Sitting at the Desk
Time to Move
Haiku # 29426, April 23, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by Kelvin Gordon of Los Angeles
you can't touch rosie,
in attributes seen as good,
she is more than most.
Haiku # 29425, April 23, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
29419, 29420, not mine
Haiku # 29424, April 23, 2003 12:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm here to keep peace,
hold on! they're shooting at me!
i'm target practice.
Haiku # 29423, April 23, 2003 11:38 am ET
by Cornea Pete
look at the old man,
as he walks in baby steps.
not gonna be old.
Haiku # 29422, April 23, 2003 11:31 am ET
by Cornea Pete
nameless stops and turns,
and he stands there staring back;
he regrets nothing.
Haiku # 29421, April 23, 2003 11:28 am ET
by Cornea Pete
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
Haiku # 29420, April 23, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
Haiku # 29419, April 23, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William Nippress
I really dig sandwiches which
consist of baloney...that is all I
ever talk about...hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!
Haiku # 29418, April 23, 2003 11:18 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I really dig old people who take
their dogs and put sweaters on
them...speshully the little poodles
and stuff....
Haiku # 29417, April 23, 2003 11:16 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I really dig George Michael and
Wham!
Haiku # 29416, April 23, 2003 11:14 am ET
by sexually frustrated
William Nippress And The
Lava Lites, "Live in Concert, Cobo
Hall, July 15, 2003"
Haiku # 29415, April 23, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Guido Sabachi of Holland
Dallas Cowboys and
Houston Rockets and the Mavs
Texas Rangers too
Haiku # 29414, April 23, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
"There Should Be Limitations on
Freedom"
Haiku # 29413, April 23, 2003 11:08 am ET
by George W. Bush
go to france,
see the ones who dont support,
they have no dead soldiers
Haiku # 29412, April 23, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Akbar of Shabba Doobie
Hahaaaaaahhaaaaa!!!!
Haiku # 29411, April 23, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A Literary
agent asked me if he could
use my work for book
.
Book is called urban
Haiku, about Internet
obscenity freaks
.
I said no, I
Haiku # 29410, April 23, 2003 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome back to Ash
You wait forever then five
come along at once
(An old english bus joke)
Haiku # 29409, April 23, 2003 10:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Yes Waco is home
I love it to tell the truth
Don't believe the News
Haiku # 29408, April 23, 2003 10:43 am ET
by Robbie of Waco, TX
April twenty-six
Congrats to the graduates
Party huntsvegas.
Haiku # 29407, April 23, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Funko of vegas
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