HAHAAAA, I MADE IT SO HE
CAN'T EVEN USE HIS REAL NAME
ANYMORE WITHOUT SOUNDING
LIKE A FOOL. NOW THIS IS HOW
YOU FORGE YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
YES, HE IS GAWD. I MAKE LOVE TO HIM IN MY DREAMS WHEN I'M
DONE PLEASURING MY STEPDADDY
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DID I MENTION MY LORD OF THE
RINGS LUNCH PALE? FOR REAL
THIS SHIT'S GONNA BE WORTH
MILLIONS SOME DAY. DUNGEON
MASTER REPRESENTIN
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
DAMN I FORGE HAIKUS JUST
ABOUT AS WELL AS PLAYING
CABARET IN FRONT OF MY
DADDY'S FRIENDS.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
BOY SCOUT IN DA HOUSE, YOU
THOUGHT YOU WAS RID A ME
BUT I'M BACK EATIN SMORES AND
SPORTIN MERIT BADGES, WORD.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
crabs and lobsters
staring in my bedroom window
haunting my sleep
pooping in william nippresses
house, sexually frustrated looks
on, wondering what is up...
by William Frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWD!
by sexually frustrated
I AM GAWWWWWWWWD!
by William Nippress
three quarters of life
wasted on sleep and hygiene
we live off the scraps
by sexually frustrated
Not in my stomach
My menscycle has crashed
All its wheels fell off
by Anonymous Poet
we clip our toe nails
bathe with regularity
to hold back the beast
by sexually frustrated
too bad I can't spell,
but on a day like today,
it is expected.
by something rosie (I swear I can spell stomach)
knot in my stomache,
damn women's menstral cycle,
gets the best of me.
by something rosie
Drawing attention
Demanding thumb goes straight up
Cars whiz by my spot
by William Nippress
Clouds over my head,
so gloomy here in Waco,
wait, no...it's just me.
by something rosie
you lack concreteness
dancing in your abstraction
trod the earth my friend
by sexually frustrated (good writing always moves from the particular to the universal and not the other way around.)
read thousands of books
nobody has the answers
but me and my bong
by sexually frustrated
Words to make colours
Lines to make up a portrait
Haiku the story
by William Nippress
a balmy spring day
the bums feel no need to beg
get drunk off the air
by sexually frustrated
With lifetimes study
Must ask if lessons I
by William Nippress
life is good
life is life
life has no meaning
by megan
i mute the tv
create my own dialogue
it's a lot more fun
by sexually frustrated
no more war coverage
so i guess i'll watch some Friends
and beat my children
by sexually frustrated
nipples, everywhere
make me happy all day long
I must get some sleep
by E of Portland, Oregon
reality shows
the networks are banking on
your stupidity
by sexually frustrated
cletus joined a gang
got tattoo saying "Farm Life"
on his abdomen
by sexually frustrated redneck gangsters
the nation needs me
my fat keister is what drives
the economy
by sexually frustrated (we need those fat people to support the capitalist military machine)
i am so wasteful
buying more than i require
capitalism
by sexually frustrated
with Blockhead as Prez,
Gumby and Pokey must fear
Davey|Goliath
by onjaysun (Bert and Ernie don't even have a chance)
i'll attend law school
pass the bar and join the ranks
of the living dead
by sexually frustrated (i know you've all missed me)
please come down from the
philosophical ether
get your hands dirty
by sexually frustrated (not a forgery) juvenile and sad as it seems, i'm better at being richard larson than he is.
Pete I must agree
something rosie is the queen
of all things Haiku
by Robbie of Waco, TX
Bowels Full
Sitting at the Desk
Time to Move
by Kelvin Gordon of Los Angeles
you can't touch rosie,
in attributes seen as good,
she is more than most.
by Cornea Pete
29419, 29420, not mine
by William Nippress
i'm here to keep peace,
hold on! they're shooting at me!
i'm target practice.
by Cornea Pete
look at the old man,
as he walks in baby steps.
not gonna be old.
by Cornea Pete
nameless stops and turns,
and he stands there staring back;
he regrets nothing.
by Cornea Pete
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
by William Nippress
WILLIAM NIPPRESS
EQUALS GAWWWWDD!!!
by William Nippress
I really dig sandwiches which
consist of baloney...that is all I
ever talk about...hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!
by sexually frustrated
I really dig old people who take
their dogs and put sweaters on
them...speshully the little poodles
and stuff....
by sexually frustrated
I really dig George Michael and
Wham!
by sexually frustrated
William Nippress And The
Lava Lites, "Live in Concert, Cobo
Hall, July 15, 2003"
by Guido Sabachi of Holland
Dallas Cowboys and
Houston Rockets and the Mavs
Texas Rangers too
by Robbie of Waco, TX
"There Should Be Limitations on
Freedom"
by George W. Bush
go to france,
see the ones who dont support,
they have no dead soldiers
by Akbar of Shabba Doobie
Hahaaaaaahhaaaaa!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
A Literary
agent asked me if he could
use my work for book
.
Book is called urban
Haiku, about Internet
obscenity freaks
.
I said no, I
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome back to Ash
You wait forever then five
come along at once
(An old english bus joke)
by William Nippress
