Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

funko said something
about not having the stuff
glad i don't have it.
Haiku # 29573, April 25, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.
Haiku # 29572, April 25, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?
Haiku # 29571, April 25, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!
Haiku # 29570, April 25, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.
Haiku # 29569, April 25, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!
Haiku # 29568, April 25, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Bada Bing!
Haiku # 29567, April 25, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Nilliam Wippress
Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium
Haiku # 29566, April 25, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.
Haiku # 29565, April 25, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
i love you mommy
Haiku # 29564, April 25, 2003 11:09 am ET
by frankie of newtead, ia
Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch
Haiku # 29563, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war
Haiku # 29562, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by dude
My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips
Haiku # 29561, April 25, 2003 8:36 am ET
by organ master of CA
If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???
Haiku # 29560, April 25, 2003 8:35 am ET
by organ master of CA
Sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29559, April 25, 2003 8:33 am ET
by Frenchie
Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner
Haiku # 29558, April 25, 2003 8:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29557, April 25, 2003 7:23 am ET
by ash
Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains
Haiku # 29556, April 25, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
If you
Haiku # 29555, April 25, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you
Haiku # 29554, April 25, 2003 3:29 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you
Haiku # 29553, April 25, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site
Haiku # 29552, April 25, 2003 3:27 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand
Haiku # 29551, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression
Haiku # 29550, April 25, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding
Haiku # 29549, April 25, 2003 3:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?
Haiku # 29548, April 25, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!
Haiku # 29547, April 25, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
This site
Haiku # 29546, April 25, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!
Haiku # 29545, April 25, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
Haiku # 29544, April 25, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
Haiku # 29543, April 25, 2003 2:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!
Haiku # 29542, April 25, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity
Haiku # 29541, April 25, 2003 1:23 am ET
by searle of dot dot dash dot
Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you
Haiku # 29540, April 25, 2003 1:21 am ET
by searle of thumb in bum
way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?
Haiku # 29539, April 25, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...
Haiku # 29538, April 24, 2003 11:51 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa
Haiku # 29537, April 24, 2003 11:50 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
home of the rejects.
stuck in a country hick hell.
bosqueville you suck!
Haiku # 29536, April 24, 2003 11:19 pm ET
by king of the rejects of i dont know
damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 29535, April 24, 2003 9:34 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
cunt ass fuck shit dick clit tit
bitch whore crap twat pussy
Haiku # 29534, April 24, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by stan kho
I got the blues and play my guitar,
gonna smack the bitch up,
in my car
Haiku # 29533, April 24, 2003 9:27 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should
Haiku # 29532, April 24, 2003 9:26 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad
Haiku # 29531, April 24, 2003 9:25 pm ET
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.
Haiku # 29530, April 24, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by something rosie
always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for

social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows
Haiku # 29529, April 24, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Mox
tired of that n-word...
try shemhamforash
to your mother...
Haiku # 29528, April 24, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Mox of I'm not going to even try to be smart...
hang in there, Sex.F.
you can always contact me
at themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 29527, April 24, 2003 7:25 pm ET
by Mox
hopefully he leaves
so i can write proper like
in my submissions
Haiku # 29526, April 24, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the soul depleting hell that is life)
oh yes, i'm talking to you larson
and your baloney sammiches.
Haiku # 29525, April 24, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (apologize to everyone, but i most uphold my artistic integrity.)
for every forgery you make i will
bust out thirty racist rants. it's
only fair
Haiku # 29524, April 24, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated kicking it up a notch
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