roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?
by tiger of vegas
yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!
by tiger of vegas
friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.
by tiger of vegas
oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!
by tiger of vegas
Bada Bing!
by Nilliam Wippress
Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium
by William Nippress
Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.
by William Nippress
i love you mommy
by frankie of newtead, ia
Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch
by Anonymous Poet
Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war
by dude
My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips
by organ master of CA
If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???
by organ master of CA
Sexuellement frustr
by Frenchie
Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner
by Anonymous Poet
incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock
by ash
Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains
by William Nippress
If you
by William Nippress
smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you
by William Nippress
Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression
by William Nippress
I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding
by William Nippress
Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?
by William Nippress
I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!
by William Nippress
This site
by William Nippress
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
by William Nippress
Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!
by William Nippress
round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity
by searle of dot dot dash dot
Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you
by searle of thumb in bum
way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?
by something rosie
partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
home of the rejects.
stuck in a country hick hell.
bosqueville you suck!
by king of the rejects of i dont know
damn! fuckin' retards!
where the hell is the haiku?
grandma has a cock
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
cunt ass fuck shit dick clit tit
bitch whore crap twat pussy
by stan kho
I got the blues and play my guitar,
gonna smack the bitch up,
in my car
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I got the blues, I got a joint,
I got a beer and gonna make a
point. Reefer and beer make me
feel good like an old dude should
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
I live for conversation...
whether good or bad,
non could ever be sad
by rappin' grandpa of norfolk
writing this haiku,
for my poor pregnant kitty,
yoddle yo loo hoo.
by something rosie
always seems to be
that intelligence or lack
of that passes for
social meaning
acceptance, mores, means
and fashion shows
by Mox
tired of that n-word...
try shemhamforash
to your mother...
by Mox of I'm not going to even try to be smart...
hang in there, Sex.F.
you can always contact me
at themadtaer@hotmail.com
by Mox
hopefully he leaves
so i can write proper like
in my submissions
by sexually frustrated (the soul depleting hell that is life)
oh yes, i'm talking to you larson
and your baloney sammiches.
by sexually frustrated (apologize to everyone, but i most uphold my artistic integrity.)
for every forgery you make i will
bust out thirty racist rants. it's
only fair
by sexually frustrated kicking it up a notch
you are not sexually frustrated
but you try pretty damn hard.
even with my racist rants, i am
more entertaining you.
by sexually frustrated has no boundaries
you mess with bull you get the
horns bitch. keep forging my shit
and i'll do this everyday. believe
you me i can go for hours.
by sexually frustrated wins
