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29565, 29566, Not mine
Haiku # 29610, April 25, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm waiting SF,
go ahead and use my name,
to get your jollies.
Haiku # 29609, April 25, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
you can't comprehend,
people really liking you,
so jelousy reigns.
Haiku # 29608, April 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete (for SF)
the scum of the earth,
example for twelve year olds,
SF has no life.
Haiku # 29607, April 25, 2003 6:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
it's good ol' SF,
the shit-speaking ass-fucker,
can't think good of him.
Haiku # 29606, April 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
HOLD FOR RETRACTION
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Haiku # 29605, April 25, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of TEXT:409//OVERRIDE HTML61
Stupidity is a virtue if you happen
to be frustrated, sexually that is.
I am new here and already hate u
Haiku # 29604, April 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Shelby Shannon of Oakwood, CA
stereotypes rule
celebrate diversity
and hug a negro
Haiku # 29603, April 25, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she quifs on command
a regular beethoven
with her birth canal
Haiku # 29602, April 25, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as long as i'm on racial slurs. italians coming to ellis island wered deemed WOPS or "without papers&q
i hate portugal
but saramago is cool
a good spic writer
Haiku # 29601, April 25, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if you fuck her good
she will never get enough
like a bad coke binge
Haiku # 29600, April 25, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie riding my hosie
until i up and blowsie
right in her cootchie
Haiku # 29599, April 25, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (ha, ha, mine was better)
rosie the hoesie
she's the village bicycle
skank beyond all means
Haiku # 29598, April 25, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
ok so i speak
a little wetback but not
enough to converse
Haiku # 29597, April 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
me llamo sexually frustrated
como mi carne
puta bitch
Haiku # 29596, April 25, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i don't speak wetback
you goddamn border jumper
go eat some tacos
Haiku # 29595, April 25, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the portugese and mexicans--they're all spics to me)
Sandwichs bidon pour sexuellement frustr
Haiku # 29594, April 25, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
MENINOS PEQUENOS SEXUALLY
FRUSTRADOS DOS GOSTOS
Haiku # 29593, April 25, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Annabell of Portugal,LI
lo gradisce sullo scivolo (sf)!!
Haiku # 29592, April 25, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
don't go to college
just go to your library
it's a lot cheaper
Haiku # 29591, April 25, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
her cheeks are rosie
after a thorough spanking
like two round apples
Haiku # 29590, April 25, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
rosie is a hoe
notice how the guys like her
can we say slut bag
Haiku # 29589, April 25, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by someone 'hoe'sie of the red light district
my undergrad days
i hover over a bong
reading Kierkegaard
Haiku # 29588, April 25, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
universities
are factories producing
mediocrity
Haiku # 29587, April 25, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you spill out thousands
for some overpriced degree
that gets you nothing
Haiku # 29586, April 25, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ticket
Haiku # 29585, April 25, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
high school is a joke
you get your ticked punched and
then go to college
Haiku # 29584, April 25, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't do jack shit,
two real classes everyday,
and I still don't go.
Haiku # 29583, April 25, 2003 3:34 pm ET
by something rosie (my tribute to senior year)
hipster convention
they eye me with suspicion
i hate indie rock
Haiku # 29582, April 25, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the girl with the small
tatoo on her rear end might
want to try lesbianism

it's been done but, perhaps
she can re-name herself isobel
and marry herself
Haiku # 29581, April 25, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
seems I need to have
the army invaide new hampshire
to deal with ap and Santa's Villiage
Haiku # 29580, April 25, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by Mox
she wears low rise jeans
hairy butt crack peeking out
i am riveted
Haiku # 29579, April 25, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
there's nothing better
than lucky charms marshmellows,
I've got a whoooole box.
Haiku # 29578, April 25, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by something rosie
the small of her back
a ridiculous tattoo
like the other girl
Haiku # 29577, April 25, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with those stupid tattoos girls get on the small of their backs. Anything to make guy's look at their ass.
rain rain go away
my vacation starts in like
a week and a day
Haiku # 29576, April 25, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by onjaysun (it ain't the wet, it's the sticky)
like a poor refrain
flame wars come and go, and yet
no one ever learns
Haiku # 29575, April 25, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
no more guilt for me
can say i am too busy
still feel i have helped
Haiku # 29574, April 25, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
funko said something
about not having the stuff
glad i don't have it.
Haiku # 29573, April 25, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.
Haiku # 29572, April 25, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?
Haiku # 29571, April 25, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!
Haiku # 29570, April 25, 2003 1:13 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.
Haiku # 29569, April 25, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!
Haiku # 29568, April 25, 2003 1:10 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Bada Bing!
Haiku # 29567, April 25, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Nilliam Wippress
Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium
Haiku # 29566, April 25, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.
Haiku # 29565, April 25, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
i love you mommy
Haiku # 29564, April 25, 2003 11:09 am ET
by frankie of newtead, ia
Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch
Haiku # 29563, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war
Haiku # 29562, April 25, 2003 11:05 am ET
by dude
My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips
Haiku # 29561, April 25, 2003 8:36 am ET
by organ master of CA
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