you spill out thousands
for some overpriced degree
that gets you nothing
by sexually frustrated
ticket
by sexually frustrated
high school is a joke
you get your ticked punched and
then go to college
by sexually frustrated
I don't do jack shit,
two real classes everyday,
and I still don't go.
by something rosie (my tribute to senior year)
hipster convention
they eye me with suspicion
i hate indie rock
by sexually frustrated
the girl with the small
tatoo on her rear end might
want to try lesbianism
it's been done but, perhaps
she can re-name herself isobel
and marry herself
by Mox
seems I need to have
the army invaide new hampshire
to deal with ap and Santa's Villiage
by Mox
she wears low rise jeans
hairy butt crack peeking out
i am riveted
by sexually frustrated
there's nothing better
than lucky charms marshmellows,
I've got a whoooole box.
by something rosie
the small of her back
a ridiculous tattoo
like the other girl
by sexually frustrated with those stupid tattoos girls get on the small of their backs. Anything to make guy's look at their ass.
rain rain go away
my vacation starts in like
a week and a day
by onjaysun (it ain't the wet, it's the sticky)
like a poor refrain
flame wars come and go, and yet
no one ever learns
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
no more guilt for me
can say i am too busy
still feel i have helped
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
funko said something
about not having the stuff
glad i don't have it.
by tiger of vegas
party yesterday
to much skin shown
girl to fat for that.
by tiger of vegas
roommate is eating
hershy kisses for his lunch
where is all the food?
by tiger of vegas
yum flamin' cheetos
only thing in house to eat
man what a breakfast!
by tiger of vegas
friend showed a picture
holy crap what a mullet
he had a perm too.
by tiger of vegas
oh hell ya party
ham's house nine o'clock be there
not a pool party!!!
by tiger of vegas
Bada Bing!
by Nilliam Wippress
Visions of prairie dogs
dance in my cranium
like my cousins geranium
by William Nippress
Why can't we all just get a bong?
Uh, I mean along. Yeah, thats it,
why can't we all just get along.
by William Nippress
i love you mommy
by frankie of newtead, ia
Tell grandma I love her
slap her around
make her my biznatch
by Anonymous Poet
Let's dig up Nixon
Give him a parade
Tell him about war
by dude
My tuna taco pussy,
How I love you,
The ocean at my fingertips
by organ master of CA
If your clit stinks like cheese,
What are the options??
Wash it or sniff it???
by organ master of CA
Sexuellement frustr
by Frenchie
Sexuell frustriert ein Homosexual. Er liebt den grossen Hahn in seiner
by Anonymous Poet
incredibly bad
far worse than mere bad haiku
grandma has a cock
by ash
Admit argument
Is form of self-expression
But not with scarce brains
by William Nippress
If you
by William Nippress
smoking my last smoke
I sit here submitting some
bad haiku for you
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Governments love you.
So easy to rule, divide
and conquer rules you
by William Nippress
Reading this makes me
want to know what kind of
people come to this site
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
Sitting here reading
Makes me think of a place
called worth one thousand
by Bork Bork Bork of Interweb
By behaving so
You take your eye off the ball
Real self-expression
by William Nippress
I reproach no one
But you censure your talent
By your own scolding
by William Nippress
Is that the reason?
Are you unable to face
people face to face?
by William Nippress
I suspect, all of
you locked in a room, could not
fight with a paper bag!
by William Nippress
This site
by William Nippress
Gypsy like thoughts tempt
Our hero to steal again
Admitting, such pain!
by William Nippress
Stupendous insight
Your words so cleverly done
Why then write such junk?
by William Nippress
Laboriously
one finger taps on the keys
brutal dim thoughts flow
by William Nippress
Korea admits
has mass destruction weapons!
Wait till you have oil!
by William Nippress
round and round
fall down get up fall down
tenacity
by searle of dot dot dash dot
Prolific dicK Larson
Opinionated springfield man
fuck you
by searle of thumb in bum
way past my bed time,
eyelids are getting heavy,
why am I still here?
by something rosie
partner never shows...
topic i don't want to do...
only need a 'd'...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
german project looms
calgon, please take me away!
ja, es macht kein spa
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
