Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 345 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

I STEAL WHAT I FEEL,
LIKE A WHEEL, WHATS THE DEAL?
BANANA PEEL OR AN EEL
SHLAMEEL SHLAMAZLE
MALCOM X SHABAZZLE
Haiku # 29106, April 18, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by RICHARD LARSON of WILLIAM NIPPRESS
nippress, william, nippress, william
is a ho...and a biznatchio....i steal
what i want cuz u a punk ass
Haiku # 29105, April 18, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation

Haiku #29099, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 12:46 pm ET
Haiku # 29104, April 18, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by RICHARD LARSON of SPRINGFIELD, IL
its ok to steal if blah, blah
blah, shut the fuck up
Haiku # 29103, April 18, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by William Nimppress of ass
Enough excitement
With your small constitution
You
Haiku # 29102, April 18, 2003 12:58 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here is just one more
I am a stolen haiku
Help phone the police
Haiku # 29101, April 18, 2003 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
If stealing Haikus
Is so exciting to you
change your underwear
Haiku # 29100, April 18, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
If stealing Haikus
Makes you spell your own name wrong
you need sedation
Haiku # 29099, April 18, 2003 12:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 29098, April 18, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 29097, April 18, 2003 12:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
29089,29090,29091, not mine
Haiku # 29096, April 18, 2003 12:33 pm ET
by William Nippress
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I AM DA GREATEST OF ALL TIMESS!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO
ANYONE AT ANY GIVEN TIME!!
I AM LIKE A GAWWWWD!! HAHAHA!
Haiku # 29095, April 18, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence

Haiku #29087, by William Nippress

April 18, 2003 4:45 am ET



Haiku # 29094, April 18, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Rjichard Larson of Springfield, IL
I stole your haiku
And can do anything I want
Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaaaaa
Haiku # 29093, April 18, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Sheila Newton of Round Rock Texas
Loves William Nippress
Scott is a loser
Haiku # 29092, April 18, 2003 11:12 am ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock Tx
Elvis Hitler
Haiku # 29091, April 18, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Respect The Viet Cong
Because of their Torture Devices
I am a Better Man Today
Haiku # 29090, April 18, 2003 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Fight the powaahhh!! Fight whitey
and his anti blacknesssss!! I am
William Nippress and I am da
bwommmmbbb bayyybeeeee!!
Haiku # 29089, April 18, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
ash, i mailed janis
but i did not follow up
can try this address:
Haiku # 29088, April 18, 2003 9:41 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence
Haiku # 29087, April 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Mans best endeavors
What the hell is panicle
I meant Pinnacle
Haiku # 29086, April 18, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis says no sanction
And no censorship, problem?
Start your own website
Haiku # 29085, April 18, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
As if your critique
Is set to show example
Very bad haiku
Haiku # 29084, April 18, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
You could try getting
a life before you start to
criticize your host
Haiku # 29083, April 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by W
Going to visit
Toronto June 19 through
23, so I


ask..anyone have
suggestions? What to do there?
Janis, want a beer?
Haiku # 29082, April 18, 2003 4:16 am ET
by k of San Francisco...really, I'm NOT a pyscho....I just play one on TV
you know what? I used
to think this site was silly
but now it's toxic
Haiku # 29081, April 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by k of seriously Janis...why not a login system now...?
As I crest the hill
Explosion of green hits me
Springs great masterpiece
Haiku # 29080, April 18, 2003 3:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Talent is a rare
commodity bet you wish
I had some for Haiku
Haiku # 29079, April 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Cosmic frustration
Slowly ever so slowly
Sun inches higher
Haiku # 29078, April 18, 2003 3:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Sorry Searle the last
One may be misunderstood
No offence implied
Haiku # 29077, April 18, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Painting by numbers
Is much easier if you
just buy some brushes
Haiku # 29076, April 18, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
You may as well bash
your head against a brick wall
lovely when it stops
Haiku # 29075, April 18, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Battle with god is
One-sided he doesn
Haiku # 29074, April 18, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Why do people want
another life that will live
forever when they
Do not know what to
do with the one they have now?
Just sit wasting time.
Is the panicle
of mans creation only
Procrastination
Haiku # 29073, April 18, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Hypoglycemic
Senses gone world disappears
Most unexpected
Haiku # 29072, April 18, 2003 2:16 am ET
by William Nippress
hi jane of princetown
e-mail janis if you wish
and we can do lunch
Haiku # 29071, April 18, 2003 1:50 am ET
by :-) ash
reading period
panic sets in too slowly
must be productive
Haiku # 29070, April 18, 2003 12:39 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Last one from me
never tired of protesting
See you in the streets
Haiku # 29069, April 17, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by Duh
My name is George Bush
I had a C in history
I'll liberate you
Haiku # 29068, April 17, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by Duh
Amputated legs
Ali has lost his parents
now well bomb Syria
Haiku # 29067, April 17, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by Duh
for god so loved us
jesus caused a long weekend
with lots of choc'late
Haiku # 29066, April 17, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by ash
see the volumes grow
mox without medication
others just verbose
Haiku # 29065, April 17, 2003 10:02 pm ET
by ash
It's a fucking monstrosity
The public adoration of fools
No wonder we are doomed
Haiku # 29064, April 17, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by Searle of Painting with amputated limbs
some motherfuckers
have failed mathematics
it's five seven five
Haiku # 29063, April 17, 2003 8:45 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
Beer in my left hand,
greasy johnson in the right,
damn my life is good.
Haiku # 29062, April 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
i cling to her breasts
afloat on this life raft that
hides me from myself
Haiku # 29061, April 17, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been
Haiku # 29060, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich
Haiku # 29059, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29058, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky
Haiku # 29057, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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