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28 Years, 47 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been
Haiku # 29060, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich
Haiku # 29059, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29058, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky
Haiku # 29057, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29056, April 17, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so sad but it's true
if god existed it would
still make no difference
Haiku # 29055, April 17, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated on another one of his existentialists rants against our godless world
i'd strike the sun if
it insulted me and god
thinks he can break me
Haiku # 29054, April 17, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nine inches and still growing, nails...
Haiku # 29053, April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by Mox
will fight my white whale
go out kicking and screaming
like vengeful Ahab
Haiku # 29052, April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
submit to drug's will
because life's without purpose
my bong don't judge me
Haiku # 29051, April 17, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drugs just dull the thing
Most treasured of all, free will!
Your life so you choose
Haiku # 29050, April 17, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Take what life offers
and use it well, take risks have fun
It
Haiku # 29049, April 17, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
No need to question
Me of knowledge of deaths wide
Swathe, nothing but pain
Haiku # 29048, April 17, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Every day to my
Responsibility life
Haiku # 29047, April 17, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 29046, April 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
must recite prayers to
absolve myself but priest will
take handjob instead
Haiku # 29045, April 17, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with mindless catholic practices
ah, ahem
ah, uhm
whack off three times to
a hail mary?
Haiku # 29044, April 17, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Mox
yes, go on my son
a priest masturbates to my
sins as i confess

Haiku # 29043, April 17, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated just for the hell of it
that's all right...
that's one vice you do
I don't consider a big deal
Haiku # 29042, April 17, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Mox
sure i'll cut it out
if it makes you feel better
but i'm not joking
Haiku # 29041, April 17, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
heh, well, quit the gay thing
and I'll quit saying richard
needs to spew his
lamb vindaloos
Haiku # 29040, April 17, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Mox
since girls are so dumb
i have to be versatile
and get some man meat
Haiku # 29039, April 17, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ah, I am just bi-curious
but, ah, erm...Richard
the whole macho man kick the shit out of thing...so very much bad guy in "Easy Rider" murdering hick...like I said, he's better off fucking sheep...
Haiku # 29038, April 17, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Mox
i do guys sometimes
but for the most part i'm straight
i have it both ways
Haiku # 29037, April 17, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shemhamforash or gazundheit?
Haiku # 29036, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
drive safely there, frank
have an awesome time down there
then come back refreshed
Haiku # 29035, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
what's with the power seeker? the I have to make this person seem weak so I feel strong routine?
Haiku # 29034, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
i love tiger so
she means everything to me
can't stand time apart
Haiku # 29032, April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
could be, maybe
Richard is cute and
needs to take out his angst
in a not so violent manner
Haiku # 29031, April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Mox
but if he is a city boy?
I guess he'd have to go to a blow up livestock store to practice...
Haiku # 29029, April 17, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
have you come out yet
is this homosexual
angst i'm seeing here
Haiku # 29028, April 17, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
maybe I should just
leave him in a room with a sheep
and he could take care of his business but not on my time
Haiku # 29027, April 17, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Mox
well, if Richard needs
a bitch and a boyfriend
I could always leave him my number
but does baloney like to be a bottom, his ass would hurt...
Haiku # 29026, April 17, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by Mox
oh, that seperation of
race and state bullshit
marry a black girl...
Haiku # 29025, April 17, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
sorry middle class
with your birthing rate the blacks
shall overtake you
Haiku # 29024, April 17, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so, is richard worth my
time or why does he think
I'm a wuss?
Haiku # 29023, April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
ah, but one provokes
probe looking for a fight
to see if they can get a reaction
good person to mug, throw in he trunk, throw in a gang neighborhood and watch the fun from a distance
Haiku # 29022, April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
doomed to welfare and
public housing they can't stop
breeding like rabbits
Haiku # 29021, April 17, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, sex, I see that
someone else is frustrated
but, full of baloney

maybe, he should kill himself
to put him out of my misery...
besides, I don't believe in a fair fight, no one on line does
Haiku # 29020, April 17, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
enter the matrix
bodies packed into buildings
powering the world
Haiku # 29019, April 17, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
suburban wasteland
strip malls erected like neat
orderly gravestones
Haiku # 29018, April 17, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
faith is so easy
but my problem is that i
can't sin properly
Haiku # 29017, April 17, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
damn you columbus
if the earth were flat i could
jump right off this thing
Haiku # 29016, April 17, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
only quitters stop
when they hit rock bottom but
i keep on digging
Haiku # 29015, April 17, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
life is kung-fu sing
might as well slap you
to figure out the hos
(wuss, you're still dead)
(you can't win with baloney sticks
Haiku # 29014, April 17, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
life is confusing
might as well keep living
to figure out the mystery
(wuss, you're still alive!)
(you can't win with everyone :) )
Haiku # 29013, April 17, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Mox
in the end the decision is
a waste, and the reason a life
is done in, is no other options
were given, the company didn't care

don't...live...teach these bastards
what life means
Haiku # 29012, April 17, 2003 12:45 pm ET
by Mox
suicide is painless
especially if you aren't
the one to feel the knife
and of course, some people
who come from snobby circles
think life is cheap
and, their own lives, seem to me
to be a throw away fraud
me kill myself? you first
Haiku # 29011, April 17, 2003 12:44 pm ET
by Mox
ah, I see, he's trying
to let me see what's dire
to see what the threat means
"or if you don't i will" but
usually the suicide says nothing
until you see him or her floating
dead, face first...

I believe that if I did kill myself
it would be in deep despair
but, if William's words led me to it
in the end, someone he cared about
would do the same, and, he would
be a broken man then
and perhaps, that the lesson is
heal, not kill the soul
Haiku # 29010, April 17, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by Mox
would he be in the
denial, saying go ahead
his own selfish living
preventing another selfish one
from dying, for
gluttony is a sin as well, perhaps
would he be willing to die himself
for another, who, was dying, from another's selfishness? if life or death were necessary, would survivor ethics of me first prevail?
to me this is evil, and I wonder if the show should be on the other foot, evil sinner as I am
Haiku # 29009, April 17, 2003 12:40 pm ET
by Mox
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