Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
panicle. Is real
A plant dieses or a loose,
Odd inflorescence
Haiku # 29087 April 18, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Mans best endeavors
What the hell is panicle
I meant Pinnacle
Haiku # 29086 April 18, 2003 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis says no sanction
And no censorship, problem?
Start your own website
Haiku # 29085 April 18, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
As if your critique
Is set to show example
Very bad haiku
Haiku # 29084 April 18, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
You could try getting
a life before you start to
criticize your host
Haiku # 29083 April 18, 2003 4:23 am ET
by W
Going to visit
Toronto June 19 through
23, so I


ask..anyone have
suggestions? What to do there?
Janis, want a beer?
Haiku # 29082 April 18, 2003 4:16 am ET
by k of San Francisco...really, I'm NOT a pyscho....I just play one on TV
you know what? I used
to think this site was silly
but now it's toxic
Haiku # 29081 April 18, 2003 4:13 am ET
by k of seriously Janis...why not a login system now...?
As I crest the hill
Explosion of green hits me
Springs great masterpiece
Haiku # 29080 April 18, 2003 3:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Talent is a rare
commodity bet you wish
I had some for Haiku
Haiku # 29079 April 18, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Cosmic frustration
Slowly ever so slowly
Sun inches higher
Haiku # 29078 April 18, 2003 3:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Sorry Searle the last
One may be misunderstood
No offence implied
Haiku # 29077 April 18, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Painting by numbers
Is much easier if you
just buy some brushes
Haiku # 29076 April 18, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
You may as well bash
your head against a brick wall
lovely when it stops
Haiku # 29075 April 18, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Battle with god is
One-sided he doesn
Haiku # 29074 April 18, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Why do people want
another life that will live
forever when they
Do not know what to
do with the one they have now?
Just sit wasting time.
Is the panicle
of mans creation only
Procrastination
Haiku # 29073 April 18, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Hypoglycemic
Senses gone world disappears
Most unexpected
Haiku # 29072 April 18, 2003 2:16 am ET
by William Nippress
hi jane of princetown
e-mail janis if you wish
and we can do lunch
Haiku # 29071 April 18, 2003 1:50 am ET
by :-) ash
reading period
panic sets in too slowly
must be productive
Haiku # 29070 April 18, 2003 12:39 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Last one from me
never tired of protesting
See you in the streets
Haiku # 29069 April 17, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by Duh
My name is George Bush
I had a C in history
I'll liberate you
Haiku # 29068 April 17, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by Duh
Amputated legs
Ali has lost his parents
now well bomb Syria
Haiku # 29067 April 17, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by Duh
for god so loved us
jesus caused a long weekend
with lots of choc'late
Haiku # 29066 April 17, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by ash
see the volumes grow
mox without medication
others just verbose
Haiku # 29065 April 17, 2003 10:02 pm ET
by ash
It's a fucking monstrosity
The public adoration of fools
No wonder we are doomed
Haiku # 29064 April 17, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by Searle of Painting with amputated limbs
some motherfuckers
have failed mathematics
it's five seven five
Haiku # 29063 April 17, 2003 8:45 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
Beer in my left hand,
greasy johnson in the right,
damn my life is good.
Haiku # 29062 April 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
i cling to her breasts
afloat on this life raft that
hides me from myself
Haiku # 29061 April 17, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been
Haiku # 29060 April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich
Haiku # 29059 April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29058 April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky
Haiku # 29057 April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29056 April 17, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so sad but it's true
if god existed it would
still make no difference
Haiku # 29055 April 17, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated on another one of his existentialists rants against our godless world
i'd strike the sun if
it insulted me and god
thinks he can break me
Haiku # 29054 April 17, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nine inches and still growing, nails...
Haiku # 29053 April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by Mox
will fight my white whale
go out kicking and screaming
like vengeful Ahab
Haiku # 29052 April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
submit to drug's will
because life's without purpose
my bong don't judge me
Haiku # 29051 April 17, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drugs just dull the thing
Most treasured of all, free will!
Your life so you choose
Haiku # 29050 April 17, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Take what life offers
and use it well, take risks have fun
It
Haiku # 29049 April 17, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
No need to question
Me of knowledge of deaths wide
Swathe, nothing but pain
Haiku # 29048 April 17, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Every day to my
Responsibility life
Haiku # 29047 April 17, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 29046 April 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
must recite prayers to
absolve myself but priest will
take handjob instead
Haiku # 29045 April 17, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with mindless catholic practices
ah, ahem
ah, uhm
whack off three times to
a hail mary?
Haiku # 29044 April 17, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Mox
yes, go on my son
a priest masturbates to my
sins as i confess

Haiku # 29043 April 17, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated just for the hell of it
that's all right...
that's one vice you do
I don't consider a big deal
Haiku # 29042 April 17, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Mox
sure i'll cut it out
if it makes you feel better
but i'm not joking
Haiku # 29041 April 17, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
heh, well, quit the gay thing
and I'll quit saying richard
needs to spew his
lamb vindaloos
Haiku # 29040 April 17, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Mox
since girls are so dumb
i have to be versatile
and get some man meat
Haiku # 29039 April 17, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ah, I am just bi-curious
but, ah, erm...Richard
the whole macho man kick the shit out of thing...so very much bad guy in "Easy Rider" murdering hick...like I said, he's better off fucking sheep...
Haiku # 29038 April 17, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Mox