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28 Years, 47 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

It's a fucking monstrosity
The public adoration of fools
No wonder we are doomed
Haiku # 29064, April 17, 2003 8:52 pm ET
by Searle of Painting with amputated limbs
some motherfuckers
have failed mathematics
it's five seven five
Haiku # 29063, April 17, 2003 8:45 pm ET
by ap -- get with the fuckin' program assholes
Beer in my left hand,
greasy johnson in the right,
damn my life is good.
Haiku # 29062, April 17, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
i cling to her breasts
afloat on this life raft that
hides me from myself
Haiku # 29061, April 17, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the downward spiral
i'll ride it to the end and
go where no one's been
Haiku # 29060, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I died for us
my butt here isbigger
arms completely baloney sammich
Haiku # 29059, April 17, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29058, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard larson of springfield, il
so whaz up died for us
but here i stink with folded
arms completely stinky
Haiku # 29057, April 17, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so he died for us
but here i sit with folded
arms completely bored
Haiku # 29056, April 17, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so sad but it's true
if god existed it would
still make no difference
Haiku # 29055, April 17, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated on another one of his existentialists rants against our godless world
i'd strike the sun if
it insulted me and god
thinks he can break me
Haiku # 29054, April 17, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nine inches and still growing, nails...
Haiku # 29053, April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by Mox
will fight my white whale
go out kicking and screaming
like vengeful Ahab
Haiku # 29052, April 17, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
submit to drug's will
because life's without purpose
my bong don't judge me
Haiku # 29051, April 17, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Drugs just dull the thing
Most treasured of all, free will!
Your life so you choose
Haiku # 29050, April 17, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Take what life offers
and use it well, take risks have fun
It
Haiku # 29049, April 17, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
No need to question
Me of knowledge of deaths wide
Swathe, nothing but pain
Haiku # 29048, April 17, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Every day to my
Responsibility life
Haiku # 29047, April 17, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 29046, April 17, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by William Nippress
must recite prayers to
absolve myself but priest will
take handjob instead
Haiku # 29045, April 17, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with mindless catholic practices
ah, ahem
ah, uhm
whack off three times to
a hail mary?
Haiku # 29044, April 17, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Mox
yes, go on my son
a priest masturbates to my
sins as i confess

Haiku # 29043, April 17, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated just for the hell of it
that's all right...
that's one vice you do
I don't consider a big deal
Haiku # 29042, April 17, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Mox
sure i'll cut it out
if it makes you feel better
but i'm not joking
Haiku # 29041, April 17, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
heh, well, quit the gay thing
and I'll quit saying richard
needs to spew his
lamb vindaloos
Haiku # 29040, April 17, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Mox
since girls are so dumb
i have to be versatile
and get some man meat
Haiku # 29039, April 17, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ah, I am just bi-curious
but, ah, erm...Richard
the whole macho man kick the shit out of thing...so very much bad guy in "Easy Rider" murdering hick...like I said, he's better off fucking sheep...
Haiku # 29038, April 17, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Mox
i do guys sometimes
but for the most part i'm straight
i have it both ways
Haiku # 29037, April 17, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shemhamforash or gazundheit?
Haiku # 29036, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
drive safely there, frank
have an awesome time down there
then come back refreshed
Haiku # 29035, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
what's with the power seeker? the I have to make this person seem weak so I feel strong routine?
Haiku # 29034, April 17, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Mox
i love tiger so
she means everything to me
can't stand time apart
Haiku # 29032, April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
could be, maybe
Richard is cute and
needs to take out his angst
in a not so violent manner
Haiku # 29031, April 17, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by Mox
but if he is a city boy?
I guess he'd have to go to a blow up livestock store to practice...
Haiku # 29029, April 17, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
have you come out yet
is this homosexual
angst i'm seeing here
Haiku # 29028, April 17, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
maybe I should just
leave him in a room with a sheep
and he could take care of his business but not on my time
Haiku # 29027, April 17, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Mox
well, if Richard needs
a bitch and a boyfriend
I could always leave him my number
but does baloney like to be a bottom, his ass would hurt...
Haiku # 29026, April 17, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by Mox
oh, that seperation of
race and state bullshit
marry a black girl...
Haiku # 29025, April 17, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by Mox
sorry middle class
with your birthing rate the blacks
shall overtake you
Haiku # 29024, April 17, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so, is richard worth my
time or why does he think
I'm a wuss?
Haiku # 29023, April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
ah, but one provokes
probe looking for a fight
to see if they can get a reaction
good person to mug, throw in he trunk, throw in a gang neighborhood and watch the fun from a distance
Haiku # 29022, April 17, 2003 3:36 pm ET
by Mox
doomed to welfare and
public housing they can't stop
breeding like rabbits
Haiku # 29021, April 17, 2003 3:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, sex, I see that
someone else is frustrated
but, full of baloney

maybe, he should kill himself
to put him out of my misery...
besides, I don't believe in a fair fight, no one on line does
Haiku # 29020, April 17, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
enter the matrix
bodies packed into buildings
powering the world
Haiku # 29019, April 17, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
suburban wasteland
strip malls erected like neat
orderly gravestones
Haiku # 29018, April 17, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
faith is so easy
but my problem is that i
can't sin properly
Haiku # 29017, April 17, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
damn you columbus
if the earth were flat i could
jump right off this thing
Haiku # 29016, April 17, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
only quitters stop
when they hit rock bottom but
i keep on digging
Haiku # 29015, April 17, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
life is kung-fu sing
might as well slap you
to figure out the hos
(wuss, you're still dead)
(you can't win with baloney sticks
Haiku # 29014, April 17, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
life is confusing
might as well keep living
to figure out the mystery
(wuss, you're still alive!)
(you can't win with everyone :) )
Haiku # 29013, April 17, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by Mox
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