the last gut who wrote is an
ass hammer

seriously, you are all LOSERS
this site officially totally sucks

Emulate snails trail
Drag my arse across the floor
Now see where I

Footprints in the dew
My dog

Written captured thoughts
Expressing ones own simple view
Has some real power

Sexually, Bad night
Or just a mighty come down
Stay clean and think right

Painted word picture
So descriptive view I see
Welcome back to Ash

veils of grey water
sepia shades of landscape
waiting for rainbows

the teething rugrat
drooling like a rabid dog
slaps across the boards

on the verandah
kookaburra sits dripping
scanning wet green grass

My heart beats so hard,
It's impossible to breathe,
All because of you.

support broken homes
mommy and daddy's divorce
my one merit badge

sunday afternoon
the sickening malaise of
life's Everydayness.

miracle of birth
not very miraculous
after billionth time

fierce halitosis
emanating from old men
the stink of dead years.

jackass professor
if you had some real talent
then you would not teach

really no surprise
how writing professors are
so mediocre

our writing programs
diploma mills that destroy
the creative drive

not to life they go
but to writing workshops to
become great writers

academic void
his blank stare from the lectern
we take as wisdom

middle-aged poet
his broken hopes of greatness
no wonder he's mad

thinks he's poetic
thumbing through a thesaurus
writing desk haiku

he's clever no doubt
for the sake of cleverness
but art escapes him

they may be ugly
but mother loves them no less
so goes my haiku

my words are clumsy
but they're mine so i love them
write on graceless one!

plays the judge on high
the connousiouer of good taste
cause he's all tapped out

better to create
than decontruct from lofty
academic heights

if someone is in
serious trouble on line
the trouble with many
chats, bboards and so on
is to act the snob and
harm the person reaching out for help
then again it could be an excuse
but, says a lot about those who
aim the hurt in the first place

I'm not sure how to
help, the way out is to figure out
a healthy new life
and leave the painful
one behind you, family sucks
for pain, for sure...

please help me get out of my pain,
of leaving my family who i now
hate, i am web cam ho

I AM THE SHEILA NEWTON
I AM HORRIBLE
I LEFT MY FAMILY

SHEILA NEWTON, ROUND ROCK
TEXAS SHEILA NEWTON ROUND
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crticism then, is part
of the drivel here, and I've
been on court, drivveling
the ball too

it's easy to critique
but it's not easy to coach
and advise, and teach...

makes me want to burn
down a library of "great"
books because it is wise
to be suspicious of the so called
intellectual...

knows how to write sonnets but can
the dull fucker enjoy anything anymore or his his penis calloused to sexual feeling?

trouble with critics is they usually build up on others drivel and make themselves feel better about how good their writing is and if the competition kills themselves then the insecure fucker secretly admires one enemy out of the way

duck duck goose...the goose
is green, made of shape of spit
from dying SARS lungs
you can see the goose shape
from the blood spilling from the lungs...in the puddle...

just stand down and flush
the bastards down, and let the
drivel rot in septic

decompose and renew

God bless the whore and
the bullshit worker and the
janitors, who go
about picking up
the shit of these people who
all they do is shit

the poet slices her
wrists, because she couldn't see
when the market changed...

so the drivel that sold
was being praised by the same
mindless asshole that condemned
it with the elite crowd...

I say gas em and turn em into lamps, now that's the ultimate in demonic tacky...

made to flatter but
just tear down my confidence,
I hate prom dresses.

Well-done Ricky George
Not necessarily good
But it is funny

Dingleberry hangs
Little balls of excrement
Why didn

Chicken and capon
Turkey, grouse, duck and pheasant
This is foul haiku

Do I need say more?
It

aim for the gynoid
the cybernetic chicks in
the new cold war world...

oh, and don't worry
about the tomatoes, they'll
take care of themselves

the usual sandtrap
the social golf ball lands in
the corporate buff

Want a date? Find me, Sheila
Newton of Round Rock, TX. I am
easy. I will show you...

I am the Whore of Babylon,
I will suck out your soul,
I will show you..on my web cam.