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Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

seriously, you are all LOSERS
this site officially totally sucks
Haiku # 28907, April 16, 2003 5:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Emulate snails trail
Drag my arse across the floor
Now see where I
Haiku # 28906, April 16, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Footprints in the dew
My dog
Haiku # 28905, April 16, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Written captured thoughts
Expressing ones own simple view
Has some real power
Haiku # 28904, April 16, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Sexually, Bad night
Or just a mighty come down
Stay clean and think right
Haiku # 28903, April 16, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Painted word picture
So descriptive view I see
Welcome back to Ash
Haiku # 28902, April 16, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
veils of grey water
sepia shades of landscape
waiting for rainbows
Haiku # 28901, April 16, 2003 2:02 am ET
by ash
the teething rugrat
drooling like a rabid dog
slaps across the boards
Haiku # 28900, April 16, 2003 1:52 am ET
by ash
on the verandah
kookaburra sits dripping
scanning wet green grass
Haiku # 28899, April 16, 2003 1:49 am ET
by ash
My heart beats so hard,
It's impossible to breathe,
All because of you.
Haiku # 28898, April 16, 2003 1:15 am ET
by something rosie
support broken homes
mommy and daddy's divorce
my one merit badge
Haiku # 28897, April 15, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sunday afternoon
the sickening malaise of
life's Everydayness.

Haiku # 28896, April 15, 2003 9:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
miracle of birth
not very miraculous
after billionth time
Haiku # 28895, April 15, 2003 9:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
fierce halitosis
emanating from old men
the stink of dead years.
Haiku # 28894, April 15, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
jackass professor
if you had some real talent
then you would not teach
Haiku # 28893, April 15, 2003 9:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
really no surprise
how writing professors are
so mediocre
Haiku # 28892, April 15, 2003 9:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our writing programs
diploma mills that destroy
the creative drive
Haiku # 28891, April 15, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not to life they go
but to writing workshops to
become great writers
Haiku # 28890, April 15, 2003 9:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
academic void
his blank stare from the lectern
we take as wisdom


Haiku # 28889, April 15, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
middle-aged poet
his broken hopes of greatness
no wonder he's mad
Haiku # 28888, April 15, 2003 8:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thinks he's poetic
thumbing through a thesaurus
writing desk haiku
Haiku # 28887, April 15, 2003 8:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
he's clever no doubt
for the sake of cleverness
but art escapes him
Haiku # 28886, April 15, 2003 8:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they may be ugly
but mother loves them no less
so goes my haiku
Haiku # 28885, April 15, 2003 8:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my words are clumsy
but they're mine so i love them
write on graceless one!
Haiku # 28884, April 15, 2003 8:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
plays the judge on high
the connousiouer of good taste
cause he's all tapped out
Haiku # 28883, April 15, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
better to create
than decontruct from lofty
academic heights
Haiku # 28882, April 15, 2003 8:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
if someone is in
serious trouble on line
the trouble with many
chats, bboards and so on
is to act the snob and
harm the person reaching out for help
then again it could be an excuse
but, says a lot about those who
aim the hurt in the first place
Haiku # 28881, April 15, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by MSX
I'm not sure how to
help, the way out is to figure out
a healthy new life
and leave the painful
one behind you, family sucks
for pain, for sure...
Haiku # 28880, April 15, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by MSX
please help me get out of my pain,
of leaving my family who i now
hate, i am web cam ho
Haiku # 28879, April 15, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
I AM THE SHEILA NEWTON
I AM HORRIBLE
I LEFT MY FAMILY
Haiku # 28878, April 15, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK TX
SHEILA NEWTON, ROUND ROCK
TEXAS SHEILA NEWTON ROUND
ROCK TEXAS, WEB CAM HO
Haiku # 28877, April 15, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK TX
crticism then, is part
of the drivel here, and I've
been on court, drivveling
the ball too
Haiku # 28876, April 15, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by MSX
it's easy to critique
but it's not easy to coach
and advise, and teach...
Haiku # 28875, April 15, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by MSX
makes me want to burn
down a library of "great"
books because it is wise
to be suspicious of the so called
intellectual...

knows how to write sonnets but can
the dull fucker enjoy anything anymore or his his penis calloused to sexual feeling?
Haiku # 28874, April 15, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by MSX
trouble with critics is they usually build up on others drivel and make themselves feel better about how good their writing is and if the competition kills themselves then the insecure fucker secretly admires one enemy out of the way
Haiku # 28873, April 15, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by MSX
duck duck goose...the goose
is green, made of shape of spit
from dying SARS lungs
you can see the goose shape
from the blood spilling from the lungs...in the puddle...
Haiku # 28872, April 15, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by MSX
just stand down and flush
the bastards down, and let the
drivel rot in septic

decompose and renew
Haiku # 28871, April 15, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by MSX
God bless the whore and
the bullshit worker and the
janitors, who go
about picking up
the shit of these people who
all they do is shit
Haiku # 28870, April 15, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by MSX
the poet slices her
wrists, because she couldn't see
when the market changed...

so the drivel that sold
was being praised by the same
mindless asshole that condemned
it with the elite crowd...

I say gas em and turn em into lamps, now that's the ultimate in demonic tacky...
Haiku # 28868, April 15, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by MSX
made to flatter but
just tear down my confidence,
I hate prom dresses.
Haiku # 28867, April 15, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by something rosie
Well-done Ricky George
Not necessarily good
But it is funny
Haiku # 28866, April 15, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dingleberry hangs
Little balls of excrement
Why didn
Haiku # 28865, April 15, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Tommy of Oregon
Chicken and capon
Turkey, grouse, duck and pheasant
This is foul haiku
Haiku # 28864, April 15, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Rickey George of N. Carolina
Do I need say more?
It
Haiku # 28863, April 15, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
aim for the gynoid
the cybernetic chicks in
the new cold war world...
Haiku # 28862, April 15, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by MSX
oh, and don't worry
about the tomatoes, they'll
take care of themselves
Haiku # 28861, April 15, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by MSX of ...you
the usual sandtrap
the social golf ball lands in
the corporate buff
Haiku # 28860, April 15, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by MSX
Want a date? Find me, Sheila
Newton of Round Rock, TX. I am
easy. I will show you...
Haiku # 28859, April 15, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
I am the Whore of Babylon,
I will suck out your soul,
I will show you..on my web cam.
Haiku # 28858, April 15, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
I am Sheila Newton of Round Rock,
Texas. I will show it all on a web
cam. Just ask anyone.
Haiku # 28857, April 15, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
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