Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

a test drive is key
saved herself for marriage but
he's awfully small
Haiku # 28689, April 13, 2003 7:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hot for her nostrils
a day dream of snot sucking
courses through my head
Haiku # 28688, April 13, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
strangely colored stains
remind her of night's passion
more dirty laundry
Haiku # 28687, April 13, 2003 7:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
first time in county
clutching to a bar of soap
with all of his strength.
Haiku # 28686, April 13, 2003 7:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
plays in slow motion
he tries to savor every
J. Lo gyration
Haiku # 28685, April 13, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mr forgery strikes again
all of the preceding were not mine
they definitely lack my refinement
but keep on keepin on mr. forgery
you'll hit paydirt some time
Haiku # 28684, April 13, 2003 6:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated the one and only
easter's on its way
psycho eggs, cool, but
monster rabbits creep me out.
Haiku # 28683, April 13, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by mondongo of rio abajo
conscripted labor
abhorring every minute
where is my love now?
Haiku # 28682, April 13, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
rock hill here i come
must be the luckiest girl
hizzy-shiz, im out
Haiku # 28681, April 13, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
That
Haiku # 28680, April 13, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Stay out of my mind
Leave me you know you are bad
Stay away from me
Haiku # 28679, April 13, 2003 2:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
self help groups, like Al-
Anon or CODA often
can help with your ails
Haiku # 28678, April 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by its true, check it out:)
soundless friction of
two bodies in endless dance
lost in time's romance
Haiku # 28677, April 13, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
as I said, some are not worth it
it would be better if they had
never been
Haiku # 28676, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
women often have
members of their gender
who have double standards

no man can comprehend
or even desire to match
and death will set him free
Haiku # 28675, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Mox
not worth it? but low,
such times will surely pass. time
will prove this true
Haiku # 28674, April 13, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it's not worth it
Haiku # 28673, April 13, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother's milk is al-
ways the best source of good in
my cereal son
Haiku # 28672, April 13, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
I would like to say
that i never meant to ac-
cuse Lips for attacks
Haiku # 28671, April 13, 2003 11:48 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
dances around wild
like some off course wind-up top
wee flaps in the wind
Haiku # 28670, April 13, 2003 11:46 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
The moyle cut too deep
Now my prick won
Haiku # 28669, April 13, 2003 5:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 28668, April 13, 2003 5:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Sorry everyone
Got carried away with hate
I
Haiku # 28667, April 13, 2003 5:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The answer is you
Not others external faults
Time for reflection
Haiku # 28666, April 13, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Hoping fresh passion
Finding only new insults
Blindly lashing out
Haiku # 28665, April 13, 2003 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Odious towers
Bleat of mediocrity
Souls brokenhearted
Haiku # 28664, April 13, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
On the borderlands
Cobbled together wordsmiths
Imposing on us
Haiku # 28663, April 13, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Five sets of twenty
Full of dire crap and insults
Get a physiatrist
Haiku # 28662, April 13, 2003 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
rubix cube you make
me want to take you and throw
you in a big fire
Haiku # 28661, April 13, 2003 1:51 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
the tetris master,
she truly amazes me,
in so many ways.
Haiku # 28660, April 12, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
stupid roomate cant
seem to ever go away
or her boyfriend too
Haiku # 28659, April 12, 2003 11:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
male pattern baldness,
the bane of my manager,
yet he pulls it out.
Haiku # 28658, April 12, 2003 11:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete and friends
truly bad haiku
belong on another site
oh, the pain, the pain.......
Haiku # 28657, April 12, 2003 11:20 pm ET
by ash
isnt it sad when
someone you thought was great is
really just stupid?
Haiku # 28656, April 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i would like say
sorry to those who must now
read this here page, :(
Haiku # 28655, April 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it does matter, if
its someone I know, other-
wise, you are correct
Haiku # 28654, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
fuck this shit, i'm out
got mad shorties to holla
at fo shiz my niz
Haiku # 28653, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by bye you stupid fucking bitch, better not see your dumb ass on here when i come back, or i'll bitch slap ignorant ass back to gra
why dont you both get
a damn life, and go fuck each
others socks off
Haiku # 28652, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by stupid retards
makes no difference
who's saying this shit because
you're a babbling bitch
Haiku # 28651, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by this ho bores me
that let us be known
Haiku # 28650, April 12, 2003 10:41 pm ET
by edit
you may be right but
we all have aliases
that let be known
(i dont see you stopping either, sockin punk)
Haiku # 28649, April 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
stupid ho, we're all
anonymous up in this
mo fo fo shiz
Haiku # 28648, April 12, 2003 10:39 pm ET
by she forrest gump dumb
people who cant face
the person they speak to must
be cowards and gay
Haiku # 28647, April 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit
Haiku # 28646, April 12, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by she needs a man for shiz
why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.
Haiku # 28645, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name
Haiku # 28644, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz
Haiku # 28643, April 12, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by the dumb ho writes on
such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark
Haiku # 28642, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut
Haiku # 28641, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by bitch makes a mockery of english languag
my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.
Haiku # 28640, April 12, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
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