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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

i would like say
sorry to those who must now
read this here page, :(
Haiku # 28655, April 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it does matter, if
its someone I know, other-
wise, you are correct
Haiku # 28654, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
fuck this shit, i'm out
got mad shorties to holla
at fo shiz my niz
Haiku # 28653, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by bye you stupid fucking bitch, better not see your dumb ass on here when i come back, or i'll bitch slap ignorant ass back to gra
why dont you both get
a damn life, and go fuck each
others socks off
Haiku # 28652, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by stupid retards
makes no difference
who's saying this shit because
you're a babbling bitch
Haiku # 28651, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by this ho bores me
that let us be known
Haiku # 28650, April 12, 2003 10:41 pm ET
by edit
you may be right but
we all have aliases
that let be known
(i dont see you stopping either, sockin punk)
Haiku # 28649, April 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
stupid ho, we're all
anonymous up in this
mo fo fo shiz
Haiku # 28648, April 12, 2003 10:39 pm ET
by she forrest gump dumb
people who cant face
the person they speak to must
be cowards and gay
Haiku # 28647, April 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit
Haiku # 28646, April 12, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by she needs a man for shiz
why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.
Haiku # 28645, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name
Haiku # 28644, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz
Haiku # 28643, April 12, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by the dumb ho writes on
such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark
Haiku # 28642, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut
Haiku # 28641, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by bitch makes a mockery of english languag
my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.
Haiku # 28640, April 12, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
and evidently
neither do you except to
patronize me now
Haiku # 28639, April 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
sitting next to me,
sweet and beautiful maiden,
my heart beats faster.
Haiku # 28638, April 12, 2003 10:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
god your fuckin dumb
you just don't shut the hell up
you've nothing to say
Haiku # 28637, April 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by somebody tranquilize this bitch
im so proud of you
you like to pick at little
things, feel better?
Haiku # 28636, April 12, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
to spell
Haiku # 28635, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by error
so far ive not seen
one thing so as to deem me
stupid, besides you
Haiku # 28634, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
you mean "eloquent"
stupid illiterate ho
fuckin learn spell
Haiku # 28633, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by you didn't graduate middle school did you ho
thanks for your eloquient
speech, we should all clap and bow
down at your great wit
Haiku # 28632, April 12, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
no need to get drunk
i'm inebriated by
your stupidity
Haiku # 28631, April 12, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by lets all watch the dumb ho do her thing
sigh, some people have
nothing better to do than
piss off everyone
Haiku # 28630, April 12, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
lets all get wasted
omg so fun, and puke
on your momma's couch
Haiku # 28629, April 12, 2003 10:16 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of damn, stupid people suck..haahaa, too bad they are everywhere
this bitch is so dumb
has to write paragraphs to
get her point across
Haiku # 28628, April 12, 2003 10:16 pm ET
by this defensive ho's really funny
i love how much these
people take a joke website
so seriously
i can say what I want
good english or not, bad haiku
means bad haiku, son
so ill sock all i
care to, vibrator in hand
dumbass if only you could
count youd see that vib-
rat-tor is three syl-a-bles
and not two, so *mmosh*
Haiku # 28627, April 12, 2003 10:13 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of you wish you knew, dont you
get drunk or something
go find a man to fuck your
lonely brains out girl
Haiku # 28626, April 12, 2003 10:13 pm ET
by this is so sad
for shiz? you think your
smart, when the battery in
my vib'rators dead
Haiku # 28625, April 12, 2003 10:06 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of biaotch my cunt then
what's this bitch's prob
cunt needs a vibrator to
shut her dumbass up
Haiku # 28624, April 12, 2003 10:00 pm ET
by god this ho needs to get a life and learn to speak english
she eats the moon with
honey lips, and licks the pas-
sion from her fingers
Haiku # 28623, April 12, 2003 9:56 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
goddamn!goddamn! God-
Damn, its true, this kinda fun
no more war shiz, putzes
Haiku # 28622, April 12, 2003 8:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
at nine o'clock i'll
call, be told not now, and then
wonder why im bored
Haiku # 28621, April 12, 2003 8:39 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
time for a revo-
lution, shizzo, stunna, and
lips, where did you go
Haiku # 28620, April 12, 2003 8:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
You kids are all same.
trtyin to fucking sound smart.
try using "GODDAMN"
Haiku # 28619, April 12, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i must agree with
lips, all this war crap and dumb
talk makes me all bored
Haiku # 28618, April 12, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
What happen to ash?
or Stunna? or shizzo bot?
we made the good shit
Haiku # 28617, April 12, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
sitting here watching
Peter North wack off, omg
so much cum, legned!
Haiku # 28616, April 12, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
So, i'z gone awhile.
it aint as funny here as
back in the old days.
Haiku # 28615, April 12, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
omg..haahaa
finally someone to end
this boring drone crap
Haiku # 28614, April 12, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
what a crock of shit
ya typing so much drivel
is that you Rummy?
Haiku # 28613, April 12, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by mellie
the clock is ticking
i yearn to push the hands for-
ward, time moves too slow
yet when i want more
it speeds, racing by pell-mell
and so this is life
Haiku # 28612, April 12, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
i want to drive far
out into a field in
the middle of no
where, run hand in hand
with you, waste the day in your
smile, and kiss you soft
as we lay in the
grass, warm sun beating down on
such ageless bliss, sigh
Haiku # 28611, April 12, 2003 8:15 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
see what you get when
you stick the wee where the mout
is, you get the chomp
Haiku # 28610, April 12, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
omg, stupid
day, wish this weekend past
and it was the next
Haiku # 28609, April 12, 2003 7:59 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
stupid betta. you
think you got the life swimming
all day in that bowl
self contained world. but
true youll never know what the
worlds really about
Haiku # 28608, April 12, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i want to cry and
scream at the same time, where is
all that i look for?
Haiku # 28607, April 12, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
im fucking tired
of trying so damn hard and
loving with all i
have to offer. Why
dosent he understand how
much it all is worth?
Haiku # 28606, April 12, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
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