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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

What happen to ash?
or Stunna? or shizzo bot?
we made the good shit
Haiku # 28617, April 12, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
sitting here watching
Peter North wack off, omg
so much cum, legned!
Haiku # 28616, April 12, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
So, i'z gone awhile.
it aint as funny here as
back in the old days.
Haiku # 28615, April 12, 2003 8:32 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
omg..haahaa
finally someone to end
this boring drone crap
Haiku # 28614, April 12, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
what a crock of shit
ya typing so much drivel
is that you Rummy?
Haiku # 28613, April 12, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by mellie
the clock is ticking
i yearn to push the hands for-
ward, time moves too slow
yet when i want more
it speeds, racing by pell-mell
and so this is life
Haiku # 28612, April 12, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
i want to drive far
out into a field in
the middle of no
where, run hand in hand
with you, waste the day in your
smile, and kiss you soft
as we lay in the
grass, warm sun beating down on
such ageless bliss, sigh
Haiku # 28611, April 12, 2003 8:15 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of somewhere in your smile
see what you get when
you stick the wee where the mout
is, you get the chomp
Haiku # 28610, April 12, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
omg, stupid
day, wish this weekend past
and it was the next
Haiku # 28609, April 12, 2003 7:59 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
stupid betta. you
think you got the life swimming
all day in that bowl
self contained world. but
true youll never know what the
worlds really about
Haiku # 28608, April 12, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i want to cry and
scream at the same time, where is
all that i look for?
Haiku # 28607, April 12, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
im fucking tired
of trying so damn hard and
loving with all i
have to offer. Why
dosent he understand how
much it all is worth?
Haiku # 28606, April 12, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i think its dumb how
stupid guys can be, and
how uncaring to the
ones they are supposed to love
all i want is to
fianally be where
i am not so far away
and alone, i sigh
Haiku # 28605, April 12, 2003 6:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be really sad and frustrated
pain only ends if
you let it begin. Im sorry
that she was a bitch
that doesnt mean that
love isnt real, and all
women are like that
accept the pain, ok
i am sad to see that one
girl could ruin life
for you, that should be
why you hurt, not because of
bitch, but what you let
rule who you are
and who you have become, a
cynic, and borning
Haiku # 28604, April 12, 2003 6:20 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
of course i've been hurt
i've faced the fact that the pain
never really ends
Haiku # 28603, April 12, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated is now signing off from this ridiculous chat with delusional girl
i am so tired
of eating white rice at caf
stupid weekend waste
Haiku # 28602, April 12, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
why are you so bent
on no real love? is it
that you have been hurt?
Haiku # 28601, April 12, 2003 6:14 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i laugh, i know that
love is out there in a man
love that is like mine
its in a boy who
loves me, true, and one day will
fufill this dream too
Haiku # 28600, April 12, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
nothing wrong with that
just admit to yourself that
you're living a lie
Haiku # 28599, April 12, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so its true. most men
have no hearts, and dicks that need
lots of wet pussy
why not make a song
about that, i dont seek a
fairytale, I
just want to be loved
the way I love. is it so
hard to want that life?
Haiku # 28598, April 12, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i would never wed
that's the whole goddamn point
marriage is slow death
Haiku # 28597, April 12, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
would you want your wife
fucking lots of other hot
throbbing penises?
Haiku # 28596, April 12, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
come back to earth please
your view of life is based on
top forty love songs.
Haiku # 28595, April 12, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men can think about
fucking other women, but
should never do so
Haiku # 28594, April 12, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
find me a man who
dont take life so serious-
ly, makes me laugh and
loves me for who I
am. A man with a large heart
and wants to love me
like their is no to-
morrow. Dose this man exist?
Maybe one day, hee
Haiku # 28593, April 12, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
men should be allowed
to fuck ditzy blondes without
wife getting pissed off
Haiku # 28592, April 12, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
just look around you
those couples aren't happy they're
merely settling
Haiku # 28591, April 12, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
all men want to fuck
fake blondes, but they dont want to
spend thier lives with them
Haiku # 28590, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i told my lady
how stupid blondes are but deep
down they make me hot.
Haiku # 28589, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you may be true, though
i thinks its worth all the work
just to see ten years
from now, and if I
Will still be with the
one who holds my heart and gets
all of me forever
devotion is some-
thing that is a risk, and could
quite possibly ruin
your life, but youll never know
unless you leap, see?
Haiku # 28588, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
all men want to fuck
those artificial blondes but
they say otherwise
Haiku # 28587, April 12, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
all flowers and rose
petals now but let's see you
in ten years girl friend.
Haiku # 28586, April 12, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
but you see, he does
find woman everyday that
are quite stunning only
they are stupid and
like the girls that you so hate
dont you understand?
Haiku # 28585, April 12, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
if your man could find
someone more attractive he'd
leave you in a flash
Haiku # 28584, April 12, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my name means nothing
i get booty all the time
just don't trust women.
Haiku # 28583, April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what is it that makes
you feel so bound to them
i wish i could know
Haiku # 28582, April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i think your name says
it all as far as what your
saying. but still I
find that many men
have trouble accepting love
even when yearned for
Haiku # 28581, April 12, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
it's not love we fear
we love all women we fuck
but shackles we hate
Haiku # 28580, April 12, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
people marry to
stave off loneliness and that
fear of dying alone
Haiku # 28579, April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why is it that men
are so afraid of something
so beautiful. What
keeps an eager heart
that yearns for love, from finding
what it seeks, you know?
Haiku # 28578, April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
love as freedom
is absurd, makes you blind to
you can't see yourself
Haiku # 28577, April 12, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
want your love
Haiku # 28576, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated makes grammatical errors
men don't want your
they want your body instead
for a short while though
Haiku # 28575, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i think our problem
is both are more the same than
perhaps we'll admit
Haiku # 28574, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to be
free, if you knew real love then
maybe you would see
Haiku # 28573, April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls can be players
too, but once they get attached it's
all over for man.
Haiku # 28572, April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
how are we selfish
when all we do it give all
we are for their smile?
Haiku # 28571, April 12, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
talented woman
often befall greater loss
when men think its fun
to take their hearts and
pretend its a game, lead on
like its love, then leave
or hold on, seeing
how much they are loved, unable
to let go of it
Haiku # 28570, April 12, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to claim
ownership of your partner
a miserable state
Haiku # 28569, April 12, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
and the one you love
he's trapped by your selfishness
be good, let him go.
Haiku # 28568, April 12, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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