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why are you so bent
on no real love? is it
that you have been hurt?
Haiku # 28601, April 12, 2003 6:14 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i laugh, i know that
love is out there in a man
love that is like mine
its in a boy who
loves me, true, and one day will
fufill this dream too
Haiku # 28600, April 12, 2003 6:13 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
nothing wrong with that
just admit to yourself that
you're living a lie
Haiku # 28599, April 12, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
so its true. most men
have no hearts, and dicks that need
lots of wet pussy
why not make a song
about that, i dont seek a
fairytale, I
just want to be loved
the way I love. is it so
hard to want that life?
Haiku # 28598, April 12, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i would never wed
that's the whole goddamn point
marriage is slow death
Haiku # 28597, April 12, 2003 6:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
would you want your wife
fucking lots of other hot
throbbing penises?
Haiku # 28596, April 12, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
come back to earth please
your view of life is based on
top forty love songs.
Haiku # 28595, April 12, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men can think about
fucking other women, but
should never do so
Haiku # 28594, April 12, 2003 6:07 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
find me a man who
dont take life so serious-
ly, makes me laugh and
loves me for who I
am. A man with a large heart
and wants to love me
like their is no to-
morrow. Dose this man exist?
Maybe one day, hee
Haiku # 28593, April 12, 2003 6:06 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
men should be allowed
to fuck ditzy blondes without
wife getting pissed off
Haiku # 28592, April 12, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
just look around you
those couples aren't happy they're
merely settling
Haiku # 28591, April 12, 2003 6:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
all men want to fuck
fake blondes, but they dont want to
spend thier lives with them
Haiku # 28590, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i told my lady
how stupid blondes are but deep
down they make me hot.
Haiku # 28589, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you may be true, though
i thinks its worth all the work
just to see ten years
from now, and if I
Will still be with the
one who holds my heart and gets
all of me forever
devotion is some-
thing that is a risk, and could
quite possibly ruin
your life, but youll never know
unless you leap, see?
Haiku # 28588, April 12, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
all men want to fuck
those artificial blondes but
they say otherwise
Haiku # 28587, April 12, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
all flowers and rose
petals now but let's see you
in ten years girl friend.
Haiku # 28586, April 12, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
but you see, he does
find woman everyday that
are quite stunning only
they are stupid and
like the girls that you so hate
dont you understand?
Haiku # 28585, April 12, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
if your man could find
someone more attractive he'd
leave you in a flash
Haiku # 28584, April 12, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my name means nothing
i get booty all the time
just don't trust women.
Haiku # 28583, April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what is it that makes
you feel so bound to them
i wish i could know
Haiku # 28582, April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i think your name says
it all as far as what your
saying. but still I
find that many men
have trouble accepting love
even when yearned for
Haiku # 28581, April 12, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
it's not love we fear
we love all women we fuck
but shackles we hate
Haiku # 28580, April 12, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
people marry to
stave off loneliness and that
fear of dying alone
Haiku # 28579, April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why is it that men
are so afraid of something
so beautiful. What
keeps an eager heart
that yearns for love, from finding
what it seeks, you know?
Haiku # 28578, April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
love as freedom
is absurd, makes you blind to
you can't see yourself
Haiku # 28577, April 12, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
want your love
Haiku # 28576, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated makes grammatical errors
men don't want your
they want your body instead
for a short while though
Haiku # 28575, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i think our problem
is both are more the same than
perhaps we'll admit
Haiku # 28574, April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to be
free, if you knew real love then
maybe you would see
Haiku # 28573, April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls can be players
too, but once they get attached it's
all over for man.
Haiku # 28572, April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
how are we selfish
when all we do it give all
we are for their smile?
Haiku # 28571, April 12, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
talented woman
often befall greater loss
when men think its fun
to take their hearts and
pretend its a game, lead on
like its love, then leave
or hold on, seeing
how much they are loved, unable
to let go of it
Haiku # 28570, April 12, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to claim
ownership of your partner
a miserable state
Haiku # 28569, April 12, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
and the one you love
he's trapped by your selfishness
be good, let him go.
Haiku # 28568, April 12, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sometimes with women
you often will find teh wee
stinky from poo hole
Haiku # 28567, April 12, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
men who have talent
become slaves to their women
they destroy all thought
Haiku # 28566, April 12, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
materialist?
my only want in this world
is the one I love
Haiku # 28565, April 12, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
no, i'd just have to
deal with shit stuck to my dick
much more preferable
Haiku # 28564, April 12, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what is it in you
that makes your so deep and
hateful towards women
Haiku # 28563, April 12, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
if you were gay, then
you would have to deal with
a lot more bullshit
Haiku # 28562, April 12, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
thank you ann landers
your pseudo pyschiatry
is just so soothing.
Haiku # 28561, April 12, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not all girls bask in
shallow, fake blondeness, aiming
to destroy all men
Haiku # 28560, April 12, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i were gay
so i wouldn't have to deal
with female bullshit
Haiku # 28559, April 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men should all go out
bare and glistening bodies shown
to the world around
instead of hiding
inside dark shells where they feel
no one will bother
no one, not even
yourself can understand what
makes you loveable
if you walk the world
as you are not, let down those
walls, and you'll find love
Haiku # 28558, April 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls are as i claim
shallow, soulless, callous, and
not to be trusted.
Haiku # 28557, April 12, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i've been in love twice
then the girl turns into a
psychotic monster.
Haiku # 28556, April 12, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you fuck the first night
and you ask yourself why he
refuses to call.
Haiku # 28555, April 12, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
seriously you
dont need to get laid, but do
need fall in love
girls are not as you
so claim them to be but in-
stead, boys are to blame
Haiku # 28554, April 12, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls should wear burkas
trounce around ass popping out
like cheap needy sluts
Haiku # 28553, April 12, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men take all the risks
girls are thoughtless bloodsucking
vapid parasites.
Haiku # 28552, April 12, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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