girls can be players
too, but once they get attached it's
all over for man.

how are we selfish
when all we do it give all
we are for their smile?

talented woman
often befall greater loss
when men think its fun
to take their hearts and
pretend its a game, lead on
like its love, then leave
or hold on, seeing
how much they are loved, unable
to let go of it

to love is to claim
ownership of your partner
a miserable state

and the one you love
he's trapped by your selfishness
be good, let him go.

sometimes with women
you often will find teh wee
stinky from poo hole

men who have talent
become slaves to their women
they destroy all thought

materialist?
my only want in this world
is the one I love

no, i'd just have to
deal with shit stuck to my dick
much more preferable

what is it in you
that makes your so deep and
hateful towards women

if you were gay, then
you would have to deal with
a lot more bullshit

thank you ann landers
your pseudo pyschiatry
is just so soothing.

not all girls bask in
shallow, fake blondeness, aiming
to destroy all men

i wish i were gay
so i wouldn't have to deal
with female bullshit

men should all go out
bare and glistening bodies shown
to the world around
instead of hiding
inside dark shells where they feel
no one will bother
no one, not even
yourself can understand what
makes you loveable
if you walk the world
as you are not, let down those
walls, and you'll find love

girls are as i claim
shallow, soulless, callous, and
not to be trusted.

i've been in love twice
then the girl turns into a
psychotic monster.

you fuck the first night
and you ask yourself why he
refuses to call.

seriously you
dont need to get laid, but do
need fall in love
girls are not as you
so claim them to be but in-
stead, boys are to blame

girls should wear burkas
trounce around ass popping out
like cheap needy sluts

men take all the risks
girls are thoughtless bloodsucking
vapid parasites.

she doesnt' love you
she loves what you can give her
monetarily.

remember men that
materialism rules
all feminine thought.

girls are bad poets
they stifle their minds with love
marriage and babies.

i apologize
for all of the preceding
but girls just can't write.

i go for now its
time to go outside and let
my roomates fuck stuff

well, what else to do
on a day when everyone
has gone home from here

and theres only this
stupid site and rhymes to waste
what day there is left

you sure sound normal
I bet we all can see how
true this is, *big grin*

thank you for being
such a willing partner in
this weird exchange

i laugh, you make my
day with such witty comments
o maybe it not

i am really normal
website lets me get out my
weird mental demons.

no, not my boy but
maybe a horse, I hear they
hung very well son

i'll get facial too
you can look on while i do
your boy doggie style.

wierd fetish, no sur-
prise that you are frustrated
try www.trannytricks.com

i crap on your chest
make decorative designs for
your pleasure baby.

you mean your face cause
itd be fun to see some boy
give you a facial

oh, ok, i play
kitchen? so i take big knife
and make Bobbit proud

your boy can join too
we can tag team jerk it on
your acne scarred face.

rolling pin, son you
need to get this straight, toys are
not in the kitchen

i beat on your breasts
with a meat pestle that makes
you scream for grandpa.

cyber, i no need
get teh sex plenty from my
boy, and no one else

i rip of your clothes
i massage your labia
with a rolling pin.

no no, im having
fun, you see, perversive, mm
big word, good job son

no friends that is clear
i'll be your friend for the day
let's cyber sex hon.

you think good with
these haikus to flame here
haahaa good for laugh

spends her saturday
chatting with a perversive
loony on website.

sex frustrated, hmm
sounds personal to me, you
just need wee in putz

though know i meant to
Not get stinky wee, cause then
it not get the mout

she imagines dad when
riding that flesh rocket to
console her sadness.

anal? hmm sounds like
some good fun times to me son
be sure no stick wee