girls are bad poets
they stifle their minds with love
marriage and babies.
by sexually frustrated
i apologize
for all of the preceding
but girls just can't write.
by sexually frustrated
i go for now its
time to go outside and let
my roomates fuck stuff
by lissle lauren that be
well, what else to do
on a day when everyone
has gone home from here
and theres only this
stupid site and rhymes to waste
what day there is left
by lissle lauren that be
you sure sound normal
I bet we all can see how
true this is, *big grin*
by lissle lauren that be
thank you for being
such a willing partner in
this weird exchange
by sexually frustrated
i laugh, you make my
day with such witty comments
o maybe it not
by lissle lauren that be
i am really normal
website lets me get out my
weird mental demons.
by sexually frustrated
no, not my boy but
maybe a horse, I hear they
hung very well son
by lissle lauren that be
i'll get facial too
you can look on while i do
your boy doggie style.
by sexually frustrated
wierd fetish, no sur-
prise that you are frustrated
try www.trannytricks.com
by lissle lauren that be
i crap on your chest
make decorative designs for
your pleasure baby.
by sexually frustrated
you mean your face cause
itd be fun to see some boy
give you a facial
by lissle lauren that be
oh, ok, i play
kitchen? so i take big knife
and make Bobbit proud
by lissle lauren that be
your boy can join too
we can tag team jerk it on
your acne scarred face.
by sexually frustrated
rolling pin, son you
need to get this straight, toys are
not in the kitchen
by lissle lauren that be
i beat on your breasts
with a meat pestle that makes
you scream for grandpa.
by sexually frustrated
cyber, i no need
get teh sex plenty from my
boy, and no one else
by lissle lauren that be
i rip of your clothes
i massage your labia
with a rolling pin.
by sexually frustrated
no no, im having
fun, you see, perversive, mm
big word, good job son
by lissle lauren that be
no friends that is clear
i'll be your friend for the day
let's cyber sex hon.
by sexually frustrated
you think good with
these haikus to flame here
haahaa good for laugh
by lissle lauren that be
spends her saturday
chatting with a perversive
loony on website.
by sexually frustrated
sex frustrated, hmm
sounds personal to me, you
just need wee in putz
by lissle lauren that be
though know i meant to
Not get stinky wee, cause then
it not get the mout
by lissle lauren that be
she imagines dad when
riding that flesh rocket to
console her sadness.
by sexually frustrated
anal? hmm sounds like
some good fun times to me son
be sure no stick wee
by lissle lauren that be
in fact i am not
but 113 and happy
with what i have thanks
by lissle lauren that be
wrote at the same time
i bet little princess wants
anal really bad.
by sexually frustrated
haahaa, i laugh at
your silly words, you use to
make you feel better
by lissle lauren that be
if you could count this
you might could maybe see that
5, 7, 5 here
by lissle lauren that be
you're probably fat
full of self-hatred and cry
yourself to sleep, right?
by sexually frustrated
five, seven, five bitch
take your diary shit and
go watch MTV.
by sexually frustrated
man who wants to fuck
lots of girls a little gets
many stds
by lissle lauren that be
stupid as ever
these haikuists seem to be
forget that this site
is for teh bad hai-
kus, and not some anti-war
crap, or whatnot sons
by lissle lauren that be
girl wants to fuck one man
alot, man wants to fuck hordes
of girls a little.
by sexually frustrated
Black? you only wish
That I was hung like that, though
being female and
white, it makes it hard to be
either one, you see?
by lissle lauren that be
love's obviously
blind to the haiku form and
spouts on and on.
by sexually frustrated
love? you dont know it
For shiz, love cant be known by
words and men who think
that love is all sex
and then mere lust, but truely
with love get the sex
it goos only then
no stupid haiku can say
what love really is
by lissle lauren that be
ebonic drivel
you give the blacks an inch they
take the whole website.
by sexually frustrated
omg stunnas
You better watch out, stunna
lips and shizzo back
o maybe they not
you remember them legends?
Oh son, time for fasts
you never forget
i bet you still tremble at
the mention of name
by lissle lauren that be
she wanted my soul
i gave her my cock instead
a fair compromise.
by sexually frustrated
love is the punch in
the face from a jealous man
blood and tears cocktail.
by sexually frustrated
she believe's its love
phallus pumping in and out
when it's merely lust.
by sexually frustrated
The pains of love last
Long after the passions gone
Love still endures
by William Nippress
she must have a crush
on that hot guy in gym class
who owns his own car.
by sexually frustrated
My hair is dripping
And my heart is aching for
A form far away
My stomach growls
Is it time to go and eat?
Perhaps, but not now
by lissle lauren that be
Often I found that
People who try to hard
Will always get hurt
by lissle lauren that be
Far up in a tree
I sit, and ponder if I
Should throw this at you
My water ballon
And laugh while you are squirming
In damp agony
by lissle lauren that be
Madam Butterfly
Puccini
by William Nippress
