well, what else to do
on a day when everyone
has gone home from here

and theres only this
stupid site and rhymes to waste
what day there is left

you sure sound normal
I bet we all can see how
true this is, *big grin*

thank you for being
such a willing partner in
this weird exchange

i laugh, you make my
day with such witty comments
o maybe it not

i am really normal
website lets me get out my
weird mental demons.

no, not my boy but
maybe a horse, I hear they
hung very well son

i'll get facial too
you can look on while i do
your boy doggie style.

wierd fetish, no sur-
prise that you are frustrated
try www.trannytricks.com

i crap on your chest
make decorative designs for
your pleasure baby.

you mean your face cause
itd be fun to see some boy
give you a facial

oh, ok, i play
kitchen? so i take big knife
and make Bobbit proud

your boy can join too
we can tag team jerk it on
your acne scarred face.

rolling pin, son you
need to get this straight, toys are
not in the kitchen

i beat on your breasts
with a meat pestle that makes
you scream for grandpa.

cyber, i no need
get teh sex plenty from my
boy, and no one else

i rip of your clothes
i massage your labia
with a rolling pin.

no no, im having
fun, you see, perversive, mm
big word, good job son

no friends that is clear
i'll be your friend for the day
let's cyber sex hon.

you think good with
these haikus to flame here
haahaa good for laugh

spends her saturday
chatting with a perversive
loony on website.

sex frustrated, hmm
sounds personal to me, you
just need wee in putz

though know i meant to
Not get stinky wee, cause then
it not get the mout

she imagines dad when
riding that flesh rocket to
console her sadness.

anal? hmm sounds like
some good fun times to me son
be sure no stick wee

in fact i am not
but 113 and happy
with what i have thanks

wrote at the same time
i bet little princess wants
anal really bad.

haahaa, i laugh at
your silly words, you use to
make you feel better

if you could count this
you might could maybe see that
5, 7, 5 here

you're probably fat
full of self-hatred and cry
yourself to sleep, right?

five, seven, five bitch
take your diary shit and
go watch MTV.

man who wants to fuck
lots of girls a little gets
many stds

stupid as ever
these haikuists seem to be
forget that this site
is for teh bad hai-
kus, and not some anti-war
crap, or whatnot sons

girl wants to fuck one man
alot, man wants to fuck hordes
of girls a little.

Black? you only wish
That I was hung like that, though
being female and
white, it makes it hard to be
either one, you see?

love's obviously
blind to the haiku form and
spouts on and on.

love? you dont know it
For shiz, love cant be known by
words and men who think
that love is all sex
and then mere lust, but truely
with love get the sex
it goos only then
no stupid haiku can say
what love really is

ebonic drivel
you give the blacks an inch they
take the whole website.

omg stunnas
You better watch out, stunna
lips and shizzo back
o maybe they not
you remember them legends?
Oh son, time for fasts
you never forget
i bet you still tremble at
the mention of name

she wanted my soul
i gave her my cock instead
a fair compromise.

love is the punch in
the face from a jealous man
blood and tears cocktail.

she believe's its love
phallus pumping in and out
when it's merely lust.

The pains of love last
Long after the passions gone
Love still endures

she must have a crush
on that hot guy in gym class
who owns his own car.

My hair is dripping
And my heart is aching for
A form far away
My stomach growls
Is it time to go and eat?
Perhaps, but not now

Often I found that
People who try to hard
Will always get hurt

Far up in a tree
I sit, and ponder if I
Should throw this at you
My water ballon
And laugh while you are squirming
In damp agony

Madam Butterfly
Puccini

secure the oil fields
humanitarian aid
we'll get that later.

True it is that I
Should fall and get back up now
Strong ones never lose
The things they hold close
Or the ones they love so dear
Its time now for us
To live up to that
Embrace eachother's myst'ries
And never let go

freedom's untidy
stop people killing people
that's what's unhelpful