Bashō says something unhelpful
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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
but you see, he does
find woman everyday that
are quite stunning only
they are stupid and
like the girls that you so hate
dont you understand?
Haiku # 28585 April 12, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
if your man could find
someone more attractive he'd
leave you in a flash
Haiku # 28584 April 12, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my name means nothing
i get booty all the time
just don't trust women.
Haiku # 28583 April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what is it that makes
you feel so bound to them
i wish i could know
Haiku # 28582 April 12, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i think your name says
it all as far as what your
saying. but still I
find that many men
have trouble accepting love
even when yearned for
Haiku # 28581 April 12, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
it's not love we fear
we love all women we fuck
but shackles we hate
Haiku # 28580 April 12, 2003 5:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
people marry to
stave off loneliness and that
fear of dying alone
Haiku # 28579 April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why is it that men
are so afraid of something
so beautiful. What
keeps an eager heart
that yearns for love, from finding
what it seeks, you know?
Haiku # 28578 April 12, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
love as freedom
is absurd, makes you blind to
you can't see yourself
Haiku # 28577 April 12, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
want your love
Haiku # 28576 April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated makes grammatical errors
men don't want your
they want your body instead
for a short while though
Haiku # 28575 April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i think our problem
is both are more the same than
perhaps we'll admit
Haiku # 28574 April 12, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to be
free, if you knew real love then
maybe you would see
Haiku # 28573 April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls can be players
too, but once they get attached it's
all over for man.
Haiku # 28572 April 12, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
how are we selfish
when all we do it give all
we are for their smile?
Haiku # 28571 April 12, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
talented woman
often befall greater loss
when men think its fun
to take their hearts and
pretend its a game, lead on
like its love, then leave
or hold on, seeing
how much they are loved, unable
to let go of it
Haiku # 28570 April 12, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
to love is to claim
ownership of your partner
a miserable state
Haiku # 28569 April 12, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
and the one you love
he's trapped by your selfishness
be good, let him go.
Haiku # 28568 April 12, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sometimes with women
you often will find teh wee
stinky from poo hole
Haiku # 28567 April 12, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
men who have talent
become slaves to their women
they destroy all thought
Haiku # 28566 April 12, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
materialist?
my only want in this world
is the one I love
Haiku # 28565 April 12, 2003 5:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
no, i'd just have to
deal with shit stuck to my dick
much more preferable
Haiku # 28564 April 12, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what is it in you
that makes your so deep and
hateful towards women
Haiku # 28563 April 12, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
if you were gay, then
you would have to deal with
a lot more bullshit
Haiku # 28562 April 12, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
thank you ann landers
your pseudo pyschiatry
is just so soothing.
Haiku # 28561 April 12, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not all girls bask in
shallow, fake blondeness, aiming
to destroy all men
Haiku # 28560 April 12, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i wish i were gay
so i wouldn't have to deal
with female bullshit
Haiku # 28559 April 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men should all go out
bare and glistening bodies shown
to the world around
instead of hiding
inside dark shells where they feel
no one will bother
no one, not even
yourself can understand what
makes you loveable
if you walk the world
as you are not, let down those
walls, and you'll find love
Haiku # 28558 April 12, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls are as i claim
shallow, soulless, callous, and
not to be trusted.
Haiku # 28557 April 12, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i've been in love twice
then the girl turns into a
psychotic monster.
Haiku # 28556 April 12, 2003 5:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you fuck the first night
and you ask yourself why he
refuses to call.
Haiku # 28555 April 12, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
seriously you
dont need to get laid, but do
need fall in love
girls are not as you
so claim them to be but in-
stead, boys are to blame
Haiku # 28554 April 12, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
girls should wear burkas
trounce around ass popping out
like cheap needy sluts
Haiku # 28553 April 12, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
men take all the risks
girls are thoughtless bloodsucking
vapid parasites.
Haiku # 28552 April 12, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she doesnt' love you
she loves what you can give her
monetarily.
Haiku # 28551 April 12, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with Joe millionaire bitches
remember men that
materialism rules
all feminine thought.
Haiku # 28550 April 12, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
girls are bad poets
they stifle their minds with love
marriage and babies.
Haiku # 28549 April 12, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i apologize
for all of the preceding
but girls just can't write.
Haiku # 28548 April 12, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i go for now its
time to go outside and let
my roomates fuck stuff
Haiku # 28547 April 12, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
well, what else to do
on a day when everyone
has gone home from here

and theres only this
stupid site and rhymes to waste
what day there is left
Haiku # 28546 April 12, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
you sure sound normal
I bet we all can see how
true this is, *big grin*
Haiku # 28545 April 12, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
thank you for being
such a willing partner in
this weird exchange
Haiku # 28544 April 12, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i laugh, you make my
day with such witty comments
o maybe it not
Haiku # 28543 April 12, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i am really normal
website lets me get out my
weird mental demons.
Haiku # 28542 April 12, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
no, not my boy but
maybe a horse, I hear they
hung very well son
Haiku # 28541 April 12, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i'll get facial too
you can look on while i do
your boy doggie style.
Haiku # 28540 April 12, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
wierd fetish, no sur-
prise that you are frustrated
try www.trannytricks.com
Haiku # 28539 April 12, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
i crap on your chest
make decorative designs for
your pleasure baby.
Haiku # 28538 April 12, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you mean your face cause
itd be fun to see some boy
give you a facial
Haiku # 28537 April 12, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
oh, ok, i play
kitchen? so i take big knife
and make Bobbit proud
Haiku # 28536 April 12, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be
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