Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

self help groups, like Al-
Anon or CODA often
can help with your ails
Haiku # 28678, April 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by its true, check it out:)
soundless friction of
two bodies in endless dance
lost in time's romance
Haiku # 28677, April 13, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
as I said, some are not worth it
it would be better if they had
never been
Haiku # 28676, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
women often have
members of their gender
who have double standards

no man can comprehend
or even desire to match
and death will set him free
Haiku # 28675, April 13, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Mox
not worth it? but low,
such times will surely pass. time
will prove this true
Haiku # 28674, April 13, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it's not worth it
Haiku # 28673, April 13, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mother's milk is al-
ways the best source of good in
my cereal son
Haiku # 28672, April 13, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
I would like to say
that i never meant to ac-
cuse Lips for attacks
Haiku # 28671, April 13, 2003 11:48 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
dances around wild
like some off course wind-up top
wee flaps in the wind
Haiku # 28670, April 13, 2003 11:46 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
The moyle cut too deep
Now my prick won
Haiku # 28669, April 13, 2003 5:15 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 28668, April 13, 2003 5:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Sorry everyone
Got carried away with hate
I
Haiku # 28667, April 13, 2003 5:10 am ET
by sexually frustrated
The answer is you
Not others external faults
Time for reflection
Haiku # 28666, April 13, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Hoping fresh passion
Finding only new insults
Blindly lashing out
Haiku # 28665, April 13, 2003 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Odious towers
Bleat of mediocrity
Souls brokenhearted
Haiku # 28664, April 13, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
On the borderlands
Cobbled together wordsmiths
Imposing on us
Haiku # 28663, April 13, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Five sets of twenty
Full of dire crap and insults
Get a physiatrist
Haiku # 28662, April 13, 2003 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
rubix cube you make
me want to take you and throw
you in a big fire
Haiku # 28661, April 13, 2003 1:51 am ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
the tetris master,
she truly amazes me,
in so many ways.
Haiku # 28660, April 12, 2003 11:48 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
stupid roomate cant
seem to ever go away
or her boyfriend too
Haiku # 28659, April 12, 2003 11:36 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
male pattern baldness,
the bane of my manager,
yet he pulls it out.
Haiku # 28658, April 12, 2003 11:24 pm ET
by Cornea Pete and friends
truly bad haiku
belong on another site
oh, the pain, the pain.......
Haiku # 28657, April 12, 2003 11:20 pm ET
by ash
isnt it sad when
someone you thought was great is
really just stupid?
Haiku # 28656, April 12, 2003 10:53 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i would like say
sorry to those who must now
read this here page, :(
Haiku # 28655, April 12, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
it does matter, if
its someone I know, other-
wise, you are correct
Haiku # 28654, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
fuck this shit, i'm out
got mad shorties to holla
at fo shiz my niz
Haiku # 28653, April 12, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by bye you stupid fucking bitch, better not see your dumb ass on here when i come back, or i'll bitch slap ignorant ass back to gra
why dont you both get
a damn life, and go fuck each
others socks off
Haiku # 28652, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by stupid retards
makes no difference
who's saying this shit because
you're a babbling bitch
Haiku # 28651, April 12, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by this ho bores me
that let us be known
Haiku # 28650, April 12, 2003 10:41 pm ET
by edit
you may be right but
we all have aliases
that let be known
(i dont see you stopping either, sockin punk)
Haiku # 28649, April 12, 2003 10:40 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
stupid ho, we're all
anonymous up in this
mo fo fo shiz
Haiku # 28648, April 12, 2003 10:39 pm ET
by she forrest gump dumb
people who cant face
the person they speak to must
be cowards and gay
Haiku # 28647, April 12, 2003 10:38 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
this flapper mouth bitch
can't stop perpetuating
adolescent shit
Haiku # 28646, April 12, 2003 10:36 pm ET
by she needs a man for shiz
why are we waiting?
waiting for this play to end.
there's good company.
Haiku # 28645, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
lips thinks hes quick, but
maybe he not under a
differnt dumb name
Haiku # 28644, April 12, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i bet cornea
thinks your a dumb ignorant
ho for shiz
Haiku # 28643, April 12, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by the dumb ho writes on
such a fun game, do
you play like this often, can
we go somewhere dark
Haiku # 28642, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
i'll patronize you
all night long ho cause you just
can't seem to shut
Haiku # 28641, April 12, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by bitch makes a mockery of english languag
my three blue ninjas,
and two green and blue goldfish,
a wonderful day.
Haiku # 28640, April 12, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
and evidently
neither do you except to
patronize me now
Haiku # 28639, April 12, 2003 10:29 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
sitting next to me,
sweet and beautiful maiden,
my heart beats faster.
Haiku # 28638, April 12, 2003 10:28 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
god your fuckin dumb
you just don't shut the hell up
you've nothing to say
Haiku # 28637, April 12, 2003 10:27 pm ET
by somebody tranquilize this bitch
im so proud of you
you like to pick at little
things, feel better?
Haiku # 28636, April 12, 2003 10:26 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
to spell
Haiku # 28635, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by error
so far ive not seen
one thing so as to deem me
stupid, besides you
Haiku # 28634, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
you mean "eloquent"
stupid illiterate ho
fuckin learn spell
Haiku # 28633, April 12, 2003 10:25 pm ET
by you didn't graduate middle school did you ho
thanks for your eloquient
speech, we should all clap and bow
down at your great wit
Haiku # 28632, April 12, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
no need to get drunk
i'm inebriated by
your stupidity
Haiku # 28631, April 12, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by lets all watch the dumb ho do her thing
sigh, some people have
nothing better to do than
piss off everyone
Haiku # 28630, April 12, 2003 10:18 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of under your bed, little boy
lets all get wasted
omg so fun, and puke
on your momma's couch
Haiku # 28629, April 12, 2003 10:16 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be of damn, stupid people suck..haahaa, too bad they are everywhere
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